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Stephanie Gilmore gone? Dry dem eyes.
Stephanie Gilmore gone? Dry dem eyes.

Rumor: Surf legend Stephanie Gilmore to follow greatest ever Carissa Moore into beautiful retirement

Alleged end of an era.

When history peers back at 2000s – 2024s will it see 12 x 2 years of the most important, best, professional surfing ever? Andy Irons three championships leading off. Stephanie Gilmore adding seven more. Kelly Slater posting six of his eleven in the aughts. Carissa Moore hoisting five though, really, six.

Legends, each and every one.

Time, as it does, marches on, though. Andy Irons‘ legacy is cemented as he left this mortal coil in 2010. Kelly Slater, his onetime nemesis, is carrying on with pocket fake wildcards from here to eternity. Carissa Moore, days ago, retired classier than any surfer has, which leaves us Stephanie Gilmore.

The very classy Australian has surfed, professionally, since receiving a Roxy Pro Gold Coast wildcard in 2005 and went on to win and charm, win and charm, for nearly two decades.

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Very fine rumor has it, though, that she, like Moore, is going to do the right thing and hang it up within weeks, if not days.

Does this make you feel things?

It should.

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dad dad

for those who want to have a lasting memory. 1hr mark of taylor steeles here and now. youre welcome.

Corey Webster

Steph could still win another World Title.

K0o_o0K

I, like most, like Steph. Love her style. But I would say that the longer we have been calling her the goat the more her flaws come to light. She’s been shit at any sizeable wave while we just look the other way (correct me if wrong), all while we absolutely destroy pip on the mens’ draw. And rightfully so! …so for this i say Carissa takes the crown despite walking away from the kingdom.

Capt Sensible

I thought she had retired years ago , her surfing definitely had.

Andrew Nominous

The only problem with your crap is Stephanie Gilmour is the female GOAT, not Carissa. Typical septics claiming 2 goats. You guys must write #diaperdon’s speaches.

Dane’s beer belly

This story is just clickbait. Most of BG’s “rumors” are fake. Just like those rumors that Palm Springs Surf Club was gonna go belly up…oh wait BG never reported those rumors lol

Barnycle

I hope she has a reason to stick it out one more year. That’d be nice.

Otherwise, thanks for all the memories and making me respect the unreal ability of female surfers. The whole thing wasn’t up to scratch for too long and the surfers of the 2010’s on changed that with aplomb.

One more year, if it’s worth it to her, please.

Stick man

Gilmore as the story develops.

Michael Flatlately

I was thinking what Pat Tenore’s counter to Roxy could be and that’s perfect – GILMŌRE

Professor Ski Lodge

Carissa’s departure opens the door for Kelly Slater to retire, return as african-american trans competitor Kelly Slater (no need for a name change, and already has a deep tan) and win 11 wimmin’s world titles.

Professor Ski Lodge

And the only one surfers don’t care about.

Cap'n Crunch

Along with Trestles, no?

7dollarsurfboard

Steph gilmoore

7dollarsurfboard

With pipe, cloudbreak and chopes in and no jbay. The writing is on the wall, and it’s looking very positive for our dear steph.

justiceminister

Chased out of the water by the exceptional breed of young groms. Tyler Wright next to hang up her hang ups.

tim_nelsen

rumours by fleetmac mac…hypnotised…oh well. nobody cares/

AI (for ever) .

Steph who?

Stay too long, no one cares

But I got say for 55 years old her cutbacks are still pretty average.

Where’s Tyler?

Edit. At her accountants

Mochillupo

Bracing for Layne to re-enter.
Really love her and her shitpants.

Gil Gunderson

Fuuuuuck! Sally would be shitting bricks at the talent that’s about to swoop her perennial wildcards. Riss takes the lefts, Steph takes the rights. Another year or so and Tyler will retire and take the strai…

Michael Flatlately

Rumours out of NZ, for anyone interested – Billy Stairmand might be about to announce his retirement from the QS/CS. This comes after rumours Westfarmers (owner of Bunnings) didn’t renew his contract for use of their BBQ fundraiser facilities.

Ethan’s  Silverback butt

I’ll be following that breaking news really closely, no doubt huge implications 🙂

Michael Flatlately

He’s made quite the impression on people’s couches all over the world our Bill

AI (for ever) .

Rumours out of America.

If trump wins half Californian will sell up up and move to New Zealand.

Stand easy Anzac brothers.

They talk shit and so nothing.

Your safe

Michael Flatlately

Come on over and finish some of the tunnels you started building during World War II. Also, there’s a fair few unpaid childcare bills from extracurricular tunnelling projects (completed) during that period.

german_surfer_007

I thought he was backed by the Church/Backdoor?

Michael Flatlately

Yeah, he is. Although, do you mean church as in like a parent company, the da Church? He does have quite the do-gooder vibe.

The MHL Buoy

Hope he gets to surf 8ft chopes against pip at the Olympics…
No name journey man combos current world champion!

Michael Flatlately

Do you reckon he’d want to though? The Ledge ain’t no Chopes.

The MHL Buoy

True re the ledge.
He would only have to want it a bees dick more than Toledo.00 to get through the heat though.

Michael Flatlately

Bi1.1y

The MHL Buoy

That would be enough..

Probably True

Carrisa proved to sports psychologists that ‘I could lose this’ is a powerful thought.

John Wayne

Maybe just maybe a few of the older generation are recognising a changing of the guard and it’s better to go out on top or near the top. Well at least in the women’s.


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