Atmosphere at one-time surfer hippy utopia toxic, say locals!
The one-time world title contender Jordy Smith has fallen foul of Jeffreys Bay locals and the law after it was revealed he’d started clearing coastal dunes to create a gorgeous terraced lawn overlooking Supertubes, a wave which he is synonymous with.
According to a report in South Africa’s The Sunday Times,
“The municipality confirmed the work did not have the necessary authorisation though it appears (Jordy) Smith may not have been aware he was breaking the law.”
The thirty-seven-year-old world number four had only recently bought into the famous area and was unaware, perhaps, of the “broader Jeffreys Bay tussle over development in the Supertubes and Surfer’s Point areas, which used to be a pristine dune belt before the concrete mixers moved in.”
The Kouga Municipality, which deals with such things, had stopped all dune work in the area and after it was made aware of the work on Jordy Smith’s house “spoke to the contractor appointed by the landowner (and said) the work undertaken can’t continue and that there is specific authorisation needed for any work in that area.”
Clearing dunes, stabilising dunes, whatever you say y’doing, is a grey area and one that’s being played out in beachfront homes all across the world as homeowners try and stop the inevitable and devastating effects of erosion.
It don’t matter if you’re Jordy Smith, Kelly Slater or Freddy Pattachia and your joint is falling into the drink, councils, for the most, have adopted the mantra that beachfront houses have gotta be sacrifice to the climate change gods.
Back in Jeffreys Bay, locals say that home owners are gussying up their joints “under the guise of emergency dune work. The residents requested anonymity on account of a ‘toxic’ atmosphere and angry confrontations over the ‘rehabilitation’ work in a town once considered hippy surfer heaven.”
What is even more wild, I think, is how cheap it is to set up on the point there at Jeffreys Bay. Even a cursory stroll through the Jeffreys Bay shows bargain after bargain.
Like this four bedder with dazzling views of one of the best waves in the world for $650k.
South Africa has it problems, of course, but nothing a glass-strewn wall, sturdy security and a wall cabinet with automatic weapons lashed inside can’t solve.
So.., I’m just wondering, why is nobody doing anything about this guy… ?
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They still have newspapers in south africa!
As a former South Africa property owner, I can tell you why property is comparatively cheaper in SA than in Australia or America – because South Africa is one of the few countries worldwide that offers freehold ownership status to non-permanent residents and non-citizens – not Mexico, not Indonesia, not The Philippines.
You have to put up with a lot – crime, violence and poor governance and corruption from Kouga Municipality – but the surf is certainly good.
Its cheaper because its Freehold, Freehold is a plus? . Yes the crime etc would make it cheaper.
Is the crime freehold ?
Ya and the locals love entitled foreigners in the lineup
Pps- is it really that dangerous there? JBay pacific-ally
No its not that dangerous.
Ohhhh the old: Ask for forgiveness, not permission game plan.
Very savvy
The WSL canceled J Bay this year because they will be too busy planting native plants on Jordy’s property
Going to be hilarious once they all stabilise the dunes and JBay becomes a bunch of mini sections closeouts because no sand is blowing into the line up, go you bunch of stupid zaffas and fuck it up like you did Cape St Francis.
Don’t bother coming here then.its totally fucked. And there’s more than enough unhappy Yanks in the water
To late mate.
Crime and sharks are our biggest assets. Long may they last. While Jbay is always crowded when it’s on, there’s another 3000 odd kilometres of swell rich coastline full of near empty world class waves to surf with only a handful of people.
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Jordy and his earth-moving team definitely knew what they were doing 🤣.
Feels very much like he’s doubling down on the whole being an arrogant tool thing as he gets into middle age.
Wats next, electrified fences in the lineup unless u have the millionair password..
I’ll go you halves Dez mate and we can homely hostel it out and plow all manner of creatures.
Xox
Jack O’Neil would be rolling in his grave.
easy fix.
drill down through the sand, embed some posts deep in the soil, and build the entire property on stilts like the olympic site in Teeee ah whoooo? pooo.
make a grassy yard on the elevated 1/2 acre lanai……so the dunes can do what dunes do.
Jordy should consult Jared Kushner before bulldozing.
A friend we have in common went there on a surf/photo trip
We were shooting the shit one day when he drops that he bought a beachfront house in front of Supers for less than a quarter of what his house at Alligators cost.
At the time, his wife didn’t know about the purchase.
Dude is such a legend. “ yeah, just decided to buy it”.
I’v not seen our old friend in many years, but I’m happy to hear he’s doing well and still successful in the biz.
I moved from that biz a few years ago and went a different direction. working on a couple of motion projects and in the art realm.
depending on how my new project(s) go, I’ll be reaching out to you for a bit of your expertise.
if you ever want to get in touch, I’m authorizing Negs to give you my contact info.
Thank you Derek for posting that newspaper article and re-igniting my fascination with Jordy’s nipple placement.
Busted
Fuck the WSL gonna be up in arms and def kick him off the tour for disturbing all the bush regeneration and dune stabilisation work they have done through the years!!
Imagine how much greenwashing going to go down at Bells – be planting rainforests to compensate for Jordy’s fuckup
Damn man 650 k for all that! I’m making a call to agents Lourens Benadé &
Marnus Van Tonder post haste. It’s funny to read anything South African in Rosie’s voice in your head. I always laugh. I got a good one from “Marnus Van Tonder”. Are you sure it’s 650 DR? I did a little randy convert and it was just over a mil in AUD.
Six fifty US, mill in roo shekels.
Yes of course! Sill.. A mill wouldn’t even get you the car space of a roach infested squat in Sydney, so it’s still a bargain. Warmer water and I’d entertain it I reckon.
Sounds like a bargain, but those sand bags stacked up in the backyard suggest trouble in the near future.
U mean for to stop the erosion or the locals attacking from the back with ak47 ‘s ?
May not have known the law…… sure. Maybe the act of asking forgiveness after the fact is still the easiest way to get things approved over that way. A brown paper bag or two etc
Oh those nippy nips! I could suck them both at the same time!
For sure a shaka with your thumb on one nip, pinky on the other. Connect the “Mana” and watch sparks fly.
Hahaha farrrrrrk Gil has gone evil and loose as all heck.
Xox
You fucken luv it hahaha
I thought you were such a sweet boy too! Evil!
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Pay for property?
Better off squatting and having the owner carted off to jail for bothering you.
Its an empire state of mind!!