"It's unlikely we'll see a real banger of a swell…"
Following a shock small-surf forecast for Teahupoo, bookmakers have slashed betting odds for Brazilian small-wave wizard Filipe Toledo, despite his well-document struggle with the wave.
Toledo, a twenty-nine-year-old daddy of two as well as the holder of two world crowns, has long had a difficult relationship with the Tahitian lefthander, as has this writer, five campaigns, zero tubes.
You’ll recall, one month ago, when the king of surf journalists himself, Surfline’s Nick Carroll, openly declared that Filipe Toledo should give his Olympic spot to Italo Ferreira.
In an ironic twist, it was against Ferreira in 2015 where Toledo suffered the ignominy of becoming one of only two surfers in pro surfing history to paddle in from a heat without a wave being caught.
Now, howevs, with Surfline predicting “small but rideable/kinda fun and quite westerly south-west swell inn the head high-ish range” and revealing “it’s unlikely we’ll see a real banger of a swell” the odds that Filipe Toledo will win gold have dropped from 26-1 to a very sharp 17-1.
Tour observers have also noted his recent Instagram posts where the preternaturally talented natural footer demonstrates remarkable calm in small, barrelling Teahupoo.
Gabriele Medina, John John Florence, Jack Robinson remain the ultra-favourites, however.
Medina pays 3.45, John John 4.80 and Jackie Robinson 5.75.
In the women, local Vahine Fierro and Caroline Marks tie for shortest odds, 4.40-1.
The Paris 2024 Olympic surfing competition at Teahupoo in Tahiti is scheduled to take place between July 27 and August 4, 2024.
Still available at 33/1 with William Hill for anybody interested in backing the soon to be crowned lion tamer of Teahupoo.
Already filled cleaning out all the 51s, 36s, and 29s, but thanks
You are a massive loser with no understanding of how markets work.
Of course I just wasted 5 minutes of my life with more hate and garbage writing. Goodbye forever
ps. even small he won’t win, NOCHANCE
If only there was a way for you to express this opinion with a monetary award for being correct…
hahaha! better hope it’s not indigo, nobody can even see indigo!!!
Anyone got the odds for Marlon Lipke?
Can’t believe you’re taking any notice of a SURFLINE forecast at this stage
I figure if they’re calling it three foot, oowee, gonna be small.
What if it’s 3ft (meters) @ 18 sec?
I’m waiting for the article about Toledo announcing his entry into the synchronized swimming events in Paris.
Well, that forecast settles it – TOLEDO FOR THE WIN.
They got sent back out!
Maybe some journalists here can do their job idk.
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You’re askin alot!
Let me know if you hear anything!
Oh Derek you do worry me at times.
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I found it!
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La Graviere will probably be epic during the event.
Naa. Summer in Euro France is small
Was real good today.
Flippy is gonna medal at baby Chopes and we are all going to lose our minds
I wonder if trumps shooter has got a brother 🤔
Ok ok sister
oh damn you must be a registered comedian..or ????
or ???? Give a fuck
I see what you did there
I think it would be the most beautiful irony ever!
Just put 100AUD on at 51:1……go Filly!!
100% agree.
Fil will never let Chas live it down.
Wouldn’t even surprise me tbh.
Early on in the window it looks like it could be pretty decent. Perhaps not 0.00, but 2.00 – 3.17 or so.
They have Ventura point at 4-6 today and Ventura harbor 3-4. Looks like a generous 2-3 to me. Those fuckers don’t know up from down.
That sounds about 18.00 – 19.40 on the Toled0.00 Scale yew
Don’t you write women out of Chopes history like your fellow writers, try and recount the heat where two women refused to take off and thus had to be re-surfed!
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Can’t remember!