Noah Beschen (left) the new Zoltan Torkos (right)?
Noah Beschen (left) the new Zoltan Torkos (right)?

Board slide at Waco tank pitches surf world into bitter polarization!

The ghost of Zoltan Torkos is haunting.

The surf world has entered a new phase of unrest after many years of relative calm. Two days ago, Shane’s boy Noah Beschen, I think Mason Ho and likely others traveled deep to the heart of Texas in order to participate in what I hear was a Swatch Nines event. All seemed fine and well until, that is, a large piece of plywood with coping was lowered just above the surface of the waters allowing the aforementioned to slide it as if they were at a skate park.

 

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Wild polarization immediately taking hold and nearing dreaded Zoltan Torkos levels.

But you certainly recall almost fifteen years ago when the Santa Cruz magician decided to answer Volcom’s siren call and kickflip a surfboard?

Surfing Kickflip Winner for Volcom Contest Zoltan Torkos 10K

Yikes.

There were those who claimed it the very peak of progression and then those who claimed it was a heretical. Surf and skate so close yet so far. Those, like Chris Cote who loves the marriage, and those, like probably Maurice Cole, who don’t.

Major infighting.

David Lee Scales and I discussed today, anyhow, but found enough time to consider the musical importance of Die Antwoord and how ice in urinals might just be peak fancy. You would be doing yourself a disservice in not listening.

Don’t be a little whiny baby.

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Kevin Kosydar
Kevin Kosydar
1 year ago

Balaram Stack owned that railslide box with his front board…as skatey as it comes.

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

I’m fine with it. It’s a wet skatepark anyway. Not an ocean.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

yesssiree bub. fanfare for our generation!

Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
1 year ago

Julian Wilson did this years ago

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago

It’s hard to see the past when you have your head so far up your own ass.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
1 year ago

If Tim Dunn has his way, nobody will be allowed into Texas unless they are a fundamentalist Christian.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

If you can’t admit that’s pretty badass there’s something wrong with you. It may not be practical to consider on an ocean wave but it’s not one anyway. This is one aspect of what wavepools will become and it’s a good thing.

Shane Durian
Shane Durian
1 year ago

I’m into it, my spiky little guy Jackson Durian popped one of those the other day

Where is Brutus anyway? Missing his take

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

My FLABBER is finally GASTED

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
1 year ago
Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago

Thank you. Eno’s original version of the song is the only one that matters.

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

That’s a guitar solo for the ages by Fripp.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

I talk to the wind. the wind doesn’t hear!

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

But were you really even talking?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

need a stylist yoga teacher and all the men for harris to back off…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

swords v boards seems to work…calmin the masses/

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
1 year ago

Zoltan once took three bong rips on one wave. Doubt you’ll see that type of progression anytime soon in a pool. Speed power flow etc.

Ian Cairns’ proctologist
Ian Cairns’ proctologist
1 year ago

thats a 10 from all judges…

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
1 year ago

The swatch event was perfect. Wave pool events need to be clown shows. I don’t want to watch Federico Morais at surf ranch. I want to watch Mason Ho surf some freak manmade simulacrum that probably shouldn’t exist in the first place.

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

with fake rocks


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