DJ Fisher named in UK deputy PM Angela Rayner’s wild Ibiza all-nighter controversy roiling Brit politics

"Utterly staggering. They heartlessly take away the WFA from pensioners while they live the high-life."

The Australian pro surfer turned DJ Fisher has become embroiled in the latest controversy to engulf the new UK government when he was filmed dancing with the country’s deputy PM Angela Rayner during one of his Ibiza shows.

The famously randy DJ Fisher, who has admitted wanting to sex Chris Hemsworth (“Imagine slapping that fucking arse!”), was last seen on the pages two months ago when it was revealed he was set to demolish a 1950s beach shack to build a nine-storey tower, thrilling house-hunters with three-million dollar plus budgets.

Clearly a man who is more than the sum of his outrageous sexual ambits and bank of techno anthems.

DJ Fisher is a longtime pal of the UK’s deputy PM, Angela Rayner, a forty-four “ginger bombshell”, who has come under scrutiny for accepting “£836 of hospitality” for a visit to the Fisher DJ booth and paid for by DJ Fisher’s agent Ayita LLC.

In the video below, Angela Rayner dances to the DJ Fisher mix of the old Goyte/Kimbra number, Somebody That I Used To Know. At one point, DJ Fisher even runs his hands down Rayner’s famous ginger locks.

The new UK government, led by the ghastly Keir Starmer, is getting a helluva lotta heat for what’s been termed the “freebie allegations.”

These allegations revolve around gifts, hospitality, and donations received by prominent Labour figures. Keir Starmer faced criticism for not declaring £5,000 worth of clothes for his wife, donated by Labour peer Waheed Alli, among other benefits like football match tickets and hospitality, amounting to over £100,000 in value.

Angela Rayner’s acceptance of the £836 Ibiza show and a New York holiday organized by another Labour peer have added fuel to the controversy.

This situation has sparked a debate on the integrity of political figures accepting gifts, especially from wealthy donors, which could potentially influence policy or perception of public service.

Critics argue this undermines the Labour Party’s pledge to clean up politics, pointing out the irony given Starmer’s wild criticisms of Conservative leaders for similar reasons.

 

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Rainbow Surf Retreats, surf camps for gays!
Rainbow Surf Retreats, surf camps for gays!

Queer-friendly Rainbow Surf Retreats vow to “take the testosterone out of the lineup!”

“You can high five and hug, and that’s so often missing from heterosexual male spaces.”

Since he could remember, Steven Redant, co-founder of Rainbow Surf Retreats, “gay surf retreats all over the world”, was always told to talk quietly in his native Belgium. So he did what any proper soprano would do, he moved to Spain, a place where even the librarians bellow. And Stephen is an international DJ, so he also needed an airport with a global hub.

But the Yellow Brick intercontinental DJ roads outta Barcelona are paved with a perfect mixture of fairy dust, Peruvian Marching powder and Scooby Snax.

And Steven dipped in the vices. His DJ career was extremely successful. But his personal life suffered.

“I was going through a divorce. I had some problems with substances and I wasn’t behaving well.”

Steven’s agent suggest he spend some time with him in Florianopolis Brazil. There, surfing took him immediately.

“I’m pretty sure if I didn’t have surfing, I would have overdosed by now.”

Steven wanted to open a surf house. A place where other people needed healing through surfing, but he felt it was a lil impersonal, so he waited.

Rich Overgaard is the second half of Rainbow Surf Retreats. Rich came home from a surf trip to Mexico and was laid up in bed due an illness. He was bored and asked himself,

“Where are all the queer surfers?”‘

So he created the @surfergays Instagram account. He started searching for people and sending them little messages. Like, “Hey, can I feature you?”

That’s how he and Steven first connected.

Rich tells Butter magazine,

“So many of us come from challenges and struggles in youth and then learn to emerge into a place of joy. In the surf space too, that joy just comes through when it’s a bunch of queer folks. There’s more solidarity, there’s more fun, there’s more laughter while doing this [objectively] challenging thing. You don’t feel like you have to code switch. You can high five and hug, and that’s so often missing from heterosexual male spaces.”

Rainbow Surf Retreats’ main objective is to create a place where queer folk can feel free to be themselves and to build a camaraderie with each other through surfing and travel.

Steven posts messages on the Rainbow Surf Retreats Insta page.

His look, approach and voice are soothing, authentic and inviting. Made me wanna speak to him and get a lil more of the story on a personal level.

Turns out his phone voice is just as candy-apple as his Insta posts. We spoke over the phone while he was at his home base in the lunar landscapes of the Canary Islands while I was in an an open concept outside dungeon in Jersey City.

I ask for a lil bio.

“It’s amazing how successful you can be in your professional life, and I was extremely successful as a DJ, but how miserable you can be in your personal life at the same time. My agent knew something bad was going to happen to me. He took me to Brazil to get away. I wont say ‘surfing saved my life’ thats a little cliche. but i can tell you this: without surfing i would have overdosed by now.…”

Tell me a lil about Rainbow Retreats.

“I quickly realized the healing power of surf. I wanted to help other people get through similar dark times that I experienced with surfing as a tool. We booked our first retreat to Panama. It took less than a week to fill all 15 spots. For some, it was their first time surfing. And this was something I HAD to do. Because I lived it. And I was close to death. And I needed, not wanted, to help people.”

Tell me about the palling around?

“We keep it small, about 15 people. It’s about a feeling of belonging, not fitting in. We had a guy come with us that said ‘I cant wait to hook up with all these surfer guys.’ Ya know, when you’re on Tinder or Grinder, you’re looking for differences to pick out. On the retreat, you’re looking for the same thing. By the end of the trip, this guy could care less about hook-ups.

“He was just happy to be there with us. Line-ups in the straight world, they are so competative, people fighting for inside position and a lot of aggression. All we do is cheer each other on.”/

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Listen: Biggest conundrum haunting surf world finally solved!

Not sandals.

I don’t wear them though you probably do. Flip flops, flaps, slaps, sandals, thongs, jandals, plakkies, slops, toe-splitters, honey-bunnies, li’l foot friends, deep south jonks. Each and every nomenclature juvenile or stupid, like the footwear itself, unless one lives on the islands, is Hawaiian, and is allowed to call them “slippahs” which is cool and ok.

The footwear choice of surfers since time immemorial circa ancient Egypt. Those bros wore them, Japanese Samurai wore them, Brazilians wear them as do you.

But, again, each descriptor a foolish and silly word.

How can a grown man step outside the house in thongs?

In toe-tanners?

He cannot, nor can a grown woman, but thankfully this issue has finally risen to a head.

David Lee Scales and I get together, now twice weekly, for chats and today’s might be the most important of all. I, if you somehow forgot, have my master’s degree in Applied Linguistics.

Jongs?

No.

Listen to the proper locution for those non-island born/bred here.

And enjoy.

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Surfers (insert) attempt to console one another after 36-year-old quarterback Kirk Cousins becomes face of cool.
Surfers (insert) attempt to console one another after 36-year-old quarterback Kirk Cousins becomes face of cool.

“Desert of cool” stretches on for beleaguered surfers after 36-year-old quarterback Kirk Cousins goes swag surfin

"Now THAT'S surfing!"

There was a time, and not terribly long ago, when surfers sat upon the apex of Mt. Cool. Oakley Razorblades around eyes, Webz on hands, Gotcha jams covering thighs and Flojo sandals on toes. Everyone wanting to be them, nobody able to imitate. Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads all clamoring for some of that surfer spice. Surfers starred as desirable studs and stud-ettes in top rated sitcoms, ruled the sand and the sea.

A seemingly infinite Hot Summer Night.

Alas, nothing is forever and surfers fell hard from the perch into the desert where pickleballers once roamed and there they have been ever since.

Hope springs that someday a surfer will come along who’s rad, once again, but until then, we are all forced to watch a 36-year-old quarterback steal the shine once ours by going Swag Surfin. The song, released in 2009, has become an anthem for many professional football teams including Atlanta’s Falcons and, after their stunning overtime win last evening, midwesterner Kirk Cousins Swag Surfed along with the crowd.

Announcers declaring, “Now THAT’S surfing!”

Watch here.

But how long, do you imagine, will this desolation stretch on? Will we see another cool surfer in our lifetimes?

Caitlin Simmers, we turn our lonely eyes to you.

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Conan Hayes and Donald Trump.
Chameleon Conan Hayes and his beloved prez, Donald J Trump.

Surf star Conan Hayes’ co-conspirator in voting machine scandal, Tina Peters, jailed for nine years

Conan Hayes is a “a very, very high-end white-hat security guy."

If ever there was a surfer’s life to match the twists of the wild ol Wright family, it would be Conan Hayes, the forty-nine-year-old, Seattle-born peer of Kelly Slater and tamer of giant Cloudbreak and Teahupoo.

For after a relatively successful pro career, which included finishing 12th in 1996, Conan split the sport at the turn of the century to co-found a label that would eventually be worth thirty-ish mill.

Hayes sold his share of the company to his partner Pat Tenore for $7.5 mill and was subsequently erased from its history the company’s website claiming that “RVCA is the brainchild of company founder, PM Tenore.

In 2015, Hayes was hit with grand theft charges by the Orange County DA, who alleged Hayes had committed short sale fraud against the Bank of America “by providing Bank of America with false information concerning his financial net worth, which was in the millions of dollars, in order to qualify for short sale relief.”

The charges were dropped two years later “among a myriad of scandals following the prosecution.”

Conan, a chameleon who, after selling RCVA operated a warehouse importing children’s toys in LA, pivoted into the election denying game, becoming “a minor celebrity” in that particular culture war.

The NY Times revealed Conan was a major player in an “election denial network” who was paid $200,000 by Donald Trump’s legal team, and who allegedly went undercover to make copies of election software, searching for evidence the Dems stole the show from the Grand Old Party in 2020.

Now, sexy blonde bombshell Tina Peters, the former Colorado county clerk who slipped Conan Hayes a security card so he could access the Mesa County election system, has been sent to prison for nine years, the judge telling her:

“You are no hero, you abused your position and you are a charlatan. You cannot help but lie as easy as you breathe.”

A couple of years back, the New Yorker painted a wonderful picture of Conan “Billy” Hayes doin’ his dirty biz.

According to the Times, the person who likely used Wood’s badge and made copies of the Mesa County voting software was Conan James Hayes, a former pro surfer who has been closely associated with Lindell and Patrick Byrne, the former C.E.O. of Overstock.com, who, like Lindell, has spent millions of dollars trying to overturn the 2020 Presidential election. (Dominion filed a defamation lawsuit against Byrne last year, alleging that he “manufactured and promoted fake evidence to convince the world that the 2020 election had been stolen.”)

In a live-stream video posted on Twitter, Byrne offered additional details about how the scheme unfolded: Hayes, whom Byrne described as “a very, very high-end white-hat security guy,” was given “some county credentials, or something, and he dressed up like a little nerd.” When representatives from Dominion Voting Systems and the Colorado secretary of state’s office showed up for the trusted build, Byrne went on, “what’s funny is that unbeknownst to them . . . one of those county workers wasn’t really a county worker.” Byrne said that Hayes FaceTimed him during the software update. “He had a name like Billy or something on his nametag. Billy the county worker. Hey, message to Dominion and Colorado secretary of state, that guy with ‘Billy’ on his nametag next to you, he was actually one of ours. He was filming you fuckers.” (It would later come out that Bishop’s credit card had been used to make the hotel reservation for Hayes’s stay in Grand Junction.)

One month to go til Trump v Kammy go head to head.

Who you got?

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