“Tyler’s queerness shouldn’t be a burden or an obstacle in her workplace.”
Back in October, Mikey Wright launched a stinging attack on the World Surf League for scheduling an event at the Kelly Slater tank in Abu Dhabi claiming his sis could face death in the otherwise peace-loving Islamic enclave.
“You have no business putting on an event at a location where my sister can be sentenced by law with the death penalty. So much for equality and equal rights, only when it’s convenient to wsl. You have supported the LGBTQ flag on her shoulder but now you want to strip it and be hush hush to get her to a location that she’s at risk of this punishment. You have the responsibility to protect your athletes, interested to see how you think you can protect her against the law.”
Tyler’s wife Lilli also had a swing at the beleaguered WSL writing,
“Unfortunately homosexuality is illegal at one of the locations and my wife can legally be sentenced to death or imprisonment if she tries to attend. Tyler has competed on this tour for over 14 years and has had the pride flag on her jersey since 2020. Even after winning two world titles she is still not valued enough by the WSL to be considered when they sold this event. Tyler’s queerness should not have to be a burden or an obstacle in her workplace.”
Well, in a surprise concession to the LGBTQ+ juggernaut, the Abu Dhabi wavepool has tacitly acknowledged that attraction can be fluid and not necessarily confined to binary gender constructs by quietly introducing gender neutral bathrooms in readiness, one presumes, for the WSL event there in February.
An online sleuth forwarded this photograph from social media of the surf minstrel Jack Johnson photographed near gender neutral toilets where everyone is welcome. It doesn’t matter where you fall on the Kinsey Scale, whether you be trans, bi, queer, pan, omni, ace, grey, demi, homosexual or, even, and ugh, heterosexual.
Where do you val on the Kinsey Scale, that continuum from exclusively heterosexual to exclusively homosexual, with the various degrees of bisexuality in between?
One being wildly hetero, ten being as a queer as a seventeen dollar bill, as they used to say.
It’s their land.. it’s their laws
Not for nothing but Jack Johnson beers an uncanny resembelance to Ol’ Jeffery Epstein…
You mean the Slavepool? Did slaves build the gender neutral toilet?
This one goes to 11
You da da da da da da…
Gay Wrights and lefts for all!
Gender neutral bathrooms are great for straight people too – you can bang whoever wherever whenever, its just a quick dash to the WC with your other half without raising too many eyebrows.
Equal rights also go both ways.
Cunts as soon as I enter that fruity dunny I identify as a reverse kangroo.
Xox
They say Tyler’s not a good girl
Never one to share waves
Always complain, express ideas in her brain
Working on the surfboard
Spraying other surfers
You’re gonna have to pay her, if you wanna surf here
jack should write a song titled White Dudes for Harris and 17 Dollar Bill
More two-faced than you too know who…
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More to the point, all that gay/etc stuff is really just a sidetrack.
In fact it’s looking like this petro-based surf heaven is actually the new world order hq for surfing environmentalists.
I wonder how much they’re all being paid ?
fuck yeah I ‘m now a chance…..
was he resonsible for the Jones town massacre?
Very different type of slaying…
That elderly radio commentator sent me the loveliest note after one of my books came out.
Was it written on dunny paper?
Your book came out as Gay?
Hahahaha dude fuck. So good.
Xoxo
Haha birds of a feather and all that ☺️ xox
Dez we love you
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How good is that
jack Johnson Kelly slater Tyler wright can a Monday get any worse ?
I think not
You could bump into Gavin Newsom…
Twillsy wins with the toilet cloisterer
You could be stuck in a gender neutral bathroom with bubble toes playing non stop on repeat.
As long as he doesn’t sing.
What do people do in “gender neutral bathrooms” other than perform bodily functions?
Asking for a friend –
Transgender folk kidnap/murder small children in them according to a large potion of our readership here.
and don’t forget that in schools in the USA , you send your boy to school and he comes home a she !!
not quite. the real story is that your son walks into a gender neutral bathroom and then walks out of it as your daughter
Laybacks
All I know is that as a plumber this gender neutral bathroom/one throne for all business is fucking with my bottom line.
I’m going to let it go in the pool, anyway.
Identify as a dugong.
Wix
I’ve had boards that did.
Is it really a gender neutral bathroom without a urinal though?
it’s actually a room with a big bath in it, some people would call it a gender free pool!
wait, it’s the door to the wave pool?
Working title: Bathroom
I’m adding a urinal to all of my bathrooms after this eyes wide open question!
Exactly.
This is just a very 21st century way of developers saying ‘slash the number of WCs in the compound by half’
I’ll always use the mens bathroom and stand up to pee when in NZ in honor of you!