Josh Brolin (left) up to no good.
Josh Brolin (left) up to no good.

Leading man Josh Brolin recalls falling into life of dereliction with notorious “Cito Rats” surf gang

"13 years old, your brain is still developing, it’s probably not the best time to start that drug..."

There are few actors more universally adored than Josh Brolin. Son of James Brolin, step-son of Barbara Streisand, ex-boyfriend of surf angel Mini Driver, the 56-year-old leading man has aged like the finest of non-alcoholic wines (Brolin is sober). Every movie he has ever appeared in, from Thrashin’ to W. is a cultural masterpiece and my brother’s girl friend in high school used to babysit his children when he lived in the greater San Luis Obispo region.

It is no wonder, then, with a life so full, that Brolin has just published a memoir From Under the Truck (buy here) and, thus, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel’s late night program in order to promote it.

After the usual banter, Brolin recounted a darker time in his life, particularly falling in with the notorious “Cito Rats” surf gang at 13-years-old and partaking lysergsäure-diethylamid, or LSD.

“I had a great trip! I mean, I had the most kind of amazing — 13 years old, your brain is still developing, it’s probably not the best time to start that drug, but I really had an amazing time,” Brolin told the host. “I saw a fireplace talking to me who said some nice things. I liked what he said. I didn’t dislike what he said. Yeah, it was like, caressing. It was wisdom.”

But things took a dark and sinister turn.

“We went through the whole thing and I was like, ‘Wow, there’s this revelation and all that,’ and then somebody that night, because it was the Cito Rats, said, ‘We should do it again,’” he continued. “Because like a drunk when you do alcohol, you go, ‘Let’s go to the bar and let’s do it again the next night, and the next night, and the next.’ So I was in the habit of doing things again.”

Kimmel, still suffering much despair from Donald Trump’s shock victory, wanted to know if Brolin could travel back in time, would he tell his 13-year-old surf gangster self not to participate in drug taking.

Looking straight at the camera, the lantern jaw’d brunette declared, “Dude, you can’t put me in that position because it’s like every 13-year-old watching your show, ‘cause it’s your biggest demographic,” he teased, before pointing and speaking directly into the camera. “Do not do LSD! Do not do LSD, children!”

Then turning to the dewy-eye’d Kimmel and admitting, “It was the greatest thing I ever did.”

Which prompts the question. What was the greatest thing you ever did?

Watch here while thinking.

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channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

Liberty Caps and wandering the hills, glens, and shores of green Alba helped made me the glaikit loser I am today. Marvellous in fair weather.

Cuntry Singer
Cuntry Singer
1 year ago

He has more kids than mother goose.

His wife looks 26.

And I think he has kids older then his missus is young.

Legend.

yipykiyaymf
yipykiyaymf
1 year ago

A friend of mine took mushrooms and then went to the Alaskan state trooper shooting range with his trooper brother inlaw and did the course. Don’t think I could have pulled that one off lol.

The Ghost of The Condor
The Ghost of The Condor
1 year ago

Brolin is a 🐐. Thrashin’ is an all time movie and arguably the greatest of the Big 3 of the 80’s(those being North Shore, RAD, and Thrashin’). It made for a wholesome diet of all that was awesome in the 80’s, but only one reigns supreme. Corey Webster is a legend for boning Hooks sister and then smoking him in the L.A. Massacre. Going on to skate for Smash Skates and then creating a video game line that propelled him to superstar status. It’s the classic rags to riches story, but one starring an ATV skater who never gives up. Bravo, Mr. Brolin, a masterclass in acting that Matt Adler wish he would have studied and Bill Allen only wishes he could have sniffed.

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… #1 in my book

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
1 year ago

Dropped acid in October 1980 and surfed flawless ano nuevo with just my friend. There was an eagle flying by the cliff and it literally paused and stared at us for 30 minutes as we rode perfect tubes into the sunset

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

I just realized this is the first pipe masters I haven’t watched in decades

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Greatest thing anyone could ever do is not pretend the Cito rats were some sort of notorious gang.

SectionSB
SectionSB
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Crappy surfers…..I was(am) an outsider, 1978….haha so just learned to get up early, score dawnpatrol big-time, go to work. Go back for sunset session. I don’t think the cr’s were welcome at other places…..had to stay here, and its fickle.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago

If only Luigi had done acid with the Cito Rats at 13 instead of ayahuasca as an adult with the wrong handlers…proving surfers have a code!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
1 year ago

‘LSD was the greatest thing i ever did’
Josh sunburnt-anus Brolin

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

Ha took a copius amount of mushrooms with Mike Boyum in Bali 73’…went for a surf at Ulu’s,swell came up bigtime…Mike went in, I decided to paddle back to Kuta….took all day but was an endless stream of lefts…….without the psychedelic help ..no chance!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

An unnamed guest at our Thanksgiving dinner took a copious amount of shrooms and had to Uber home. I remain somewhat surprised she didn’t just float home.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Coolest thing I’ve read on beachgrit

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

Do as I say, not as I do….more as the story takes All the Fun out of Life!….

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Against all odds I have banged some hot chicks.
It’s why we are here.
Winning!
Xox

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Staying with Doggy Nuts theme. Had a job straightening and cleaning the church on Saturday before Sunday service. Used to go into the Teen Youth Group room and bang the snot out of my girlfriend on the sofas. Then laugh to myself as I watched the unlucky victim who was sitting in my spew and her goo the next day.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  pipspuss

You’re a truly filthy individual! As an atheist I applaud your soiling ways!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  pipspuss

Lord have mercy ☺️🙈
Xox

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

Where was Marcus MD when he was needed. Poor sap.


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