“Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance.”
A brave Los Angeles-based bodybuilder who turned rescuer of all life, human and animal, during fires tearing hell out of the City of Angels has been smashed under the hammer fist of Kelly Slater after a post that has been deemed “mind-blowingly dumb”.
Erick Funderwhite, whose Instagram handle is @ericthunderbolts, has a forceful torso, strong chin and a lair of hair on his chest and counts more than ten thousand followers on his account.
Three days ago, he posted a short video where he delivers a blood-chilling account of his myriad rescues.
“We walked through all that chaos looking for people to help and animals to save. We made it all the way to PCH. It wasn’t a pleasant walk through the smoke and flames but we did it because we care about that person, dog, or cat and our city. I wish there were more men and women in this world with courage to help others but most run away scared rather than into the flames to protect and help with selfless love. If you need help let me know. Don’t give up.”
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Much to admire about the handsome Mr Funderwhite and you would think impossible to find any chink in his armour. Big, brash, beautiful, brave.
His online audience, which includes Kelly Slater, had other ideas.
A small sample of the replies.
You said You walked around 6,7 hours inside an interno helping people and animals. But we could not see a single sign of soots or dirt spots on your body. Interesting. Just give it up dude. This is cringy and narcistic and poor taste. And you can’t even make up a believable story.
Siiiick video bro lemme take my shirt off and look jacked in front of people’s homes burning to the ground . Thanks for the stellar reporting, no one ever knew that fire was hot before you told us
I had to watch this again because it’s so mind-blowingly dumb. There are “tons of police”? No, the cops aren’t in there. Firefighters are. Cops are miles out securing the perimeter. I’ve been in the Palisades the last two days btw. You also first say you are 10 feet from the fire, and then end it by saying the fire is 20 yards away. There’s a reason you aren’t a journalist… and only one reason you’re filming this video… your own fucking ego. Delete this shit.
Of course, it took Kelly Slater to deliver the coup de grâce.
“Humble brags are amazing,” replied Slater in an online slam some are calling his best yet.
Is this your favourite?
Or when he went up against the Flat Earthers?
Or that most ancient of blood feuds, against Adrian de Souza?
Lots of opportunist no marks getting aboard the disaster train.
Funderwhite.
nuff said
And funny to hear Jimmy chiming in against a fellow suffer of narcissistic personality disorder.
Oh look we’ve got our very own BG evangelist!
I remember when Pat Robertson said that gays deserved aids
Now weve got this kook saying LA deserves these fires.
May a giant anvil fall on your fat head karma guy
I have a strange feeling this is that Sean Volland POS cunt that left and deleted all his tirades a while back.
Total fuck nut
By “help” he means tips on full body aftershave and the correct ratio of protein powder to almond milk.
If it was ericathunderboltons instead…I probably would have let it slide.
Wait till Kelly becomes aware of what projecting is.
Xox
Fuck Dez, you are more cringe for writing about this than he is for posting it. This is a sharticle we would expect from Chad, not Dezbot.
I just read a 9 year old article (it was linked above) about a Blood Feud based on an incident 4 years before that. BG been chronicling Blood Feuds for a decade and a half. Nice.
What’s Kelly’s son’s name?…..
Godot.
wait for it…
Kelly could 1. Hire helicopters to dowse the fires with bone broth soup, or 2. Load helicopters with water from Lemoore and drop that on the fires. Or, 3. Raimana could do a cannonball at Lemoore and douse the fires.
Raimana should just yell at the fires…
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“Lower! Lower! Get Low!”
*purps
Xox
I am no psychologist but I put the likelihood of kelly having Narcissistic Personality Disorder at about 99%.
And no, NPD is not just looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking “I’m so fucking huge”.
It’s a mental disorder where you truly believe you are the greatest and the world revolves around you. Many elite sports people and politicians have it.
When you have the talent to back it up, you are… Kelly Slater or Andy Irons (or Elon). When you don’t… you’re a mentally unstable, self destructive wreck and asshole of a human who will try to take everyone down with you.
Another tell-tale sign is absolute lack of empathy (plus a fair dose of paranoia). NPD sufferers also make terrible parents, because it’s always “all about them”.
Does this ring any bells???
As much as I admire his surfing ability, I think he’s a cunt. I dated a girl with NPD and it was absolute torture. If you meet someone with NPD, run a mile. Of course, they will never admit it. But their Therapist might let it slip. Run a fucking mile. As soon as you stop worshipping them they will try to destroy you.
I suspect poor Kelly’s talent no longer can keep up with the voices in his head. This will probably end badly. There is no treatment and NPD sufferers deny that there is a problem, because in their mind, they are perfect.
You might be tempted to have sympathy for one of these cunts, after all it’s a mental illness. And then you encounter one for real and just want them to eat shit and die.
Doesn’t every Ex that dropped you have NPD?
As my brother said: don’t put your dick in psycho.
Annual BG jacked tosser knobheads comp:
3. Dan Bilzerian (wins under 5’6 division)
2. Eric Funderwhite
1. ???
what does Sam Goerge have to say?
WTF are you even saying…and why did you upvote yourself?
Upvoting yourself on BG is a sin worse than genocide.
I smell jack boots in your closet.
“Jack boots are made for jackin’
and that’s just what they’ll do.
One of these days those boots,
will jock all over you.”
… wait…
wut?
“Jack all over you”
Dammit auto-correct and lack of edit facility.
Fukin’ ruined my joke!!!
no worries. I got it.
very funny
a few days ago, in response to an L.A. Times story in which they reported the Palisades (Santa Ynez) reservoir had been drained, the legendary and long serving BG’er Maxabillion posted:
“Apparently it was a black queer woman who drained it to divert the water to transitioning illegal immigrants”
I found this to be an incredibly disgusting and deeply troubling statement, because everyone knows that the reservoir was unintentionally drained during a “belly flop contest” at the annual Oprah Lizzo Pacific Palisades Pool Party..
How dare Maxabillion insinuate that the L.A. Fire Dept. lesbian management KKK (Kristin, Kristina, and Kristine) had anything to do with draining the tub for their gardeners.
warning: strong white men offering to assist victims should not be allowed anywhere near L.A and be should be permanently banned from GAYLA.
Don’t go north of Seal Beach Kelly.
Newsom needs to investigate.
I heard it was Trans Illegal Immigrants for Palestine that caused the hydrant shortage. It doesn’t really matter though. In less than two weeks Trump will get sworn in and ensure all those who lost property will receive full value from those leftist, woke insurance companies.
Really? shit man.
Who wold’ve ever guessed? The TIIP? wow.
some of the most serious hydrant terrorrists on the planet.
That’s some fricken Mike Lindel deep sleeper cell shit.
Trump got his work cut out for him.
next thing you know the Trans Illegal Immigrants for Connoisseurs of Cat & Dog Cuisine gonna start Bar-B-Qing pets in Palos Verdes.
how engorged was your penis when you typed “strong white men wanting to help” ?
when is it not engorged?
I am the Happy Camper, which means I am always pitching a tent.
It’s Maxabillions, cunt
My sincere apologies for kicking the “S” out of you.
lol
“My friend has a giraffe.” Kelly Slater 2018, Joe Rogan Experience
a Chinese giraffe?
Does the giraffe have a name yet??
Not anymore, spot of bother for his “friend”
https://www.newsweek.com/giraffe-hangover-movie-placed-center-criminal-trials-1577568
Thank God Kelly’s safe
And still as catty as a
Blue haired lesbian
They are both flaming.