"Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs."
There comes a time in every surfer’s life, multiple hundreds of times in fact, when he or she is out in the lineup, minding business, having a little fun, paddling for a wave when boom… an egregious drop in occurs. Now, typically the bile flows freely, loud shouts unleashed, insults thrown. Maybe the offending barn is pointed to the beach. Maybe followed around for the rest of the session, holes bored into back of head with laser stares.
But every once in a while, the aforementioned scenario plays out except the offended surfer just can’t muster any ire. The egregious drop in happens and she or he merely shrugs, kicks out and doesn’t feel… anything.
It is in these times when supplements must be utilized to get it back up. But what? How? Well, two-time Academy Award winning actor Nicolas Cage has just shared the secret. He plays, as you certainly know by now, The Surfer in the acclaimed new Lorcan Finnegan picture by the same name. In it, he is pushed to the brink by crusty locals and must reach a heretofore unheard of level of surf rage in order to survive.
The trick?
“I was listening to ‘Jump Around’ by House Of Pain,” Cage told film industry resource Empire. “For some reason, that song would come out when I was in my state of madness, when I was losing it at [the surfers] when they were torturing my character. It was just in my head. I started mocking them back and I started singing it at them: ‘Are you gonna jump around? Jump around! Jump around!’ And then they started listening to it and then we were all singing it.”
Who knew?
Nothing screams peak Affliction shirt worn by a Chad driving around town with the windows down listening to House of Pain
https://youtu.be/UGZZvbSWJ5k?si=-mnXycSP4t-2QhJK
Is this what happens to those who cannot handle drugs and alcohol?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjd6cLSuY2MAxU3S2cHHRVUJIUQ78AJegQIGxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJngsX4y62jw&usg=AOvVaw3KGTUnAxnHMJdKnMQIrNMO&opi=89978449
He should give this banga a go
And this song(?) is meant to make him get all agro and fight some heavies ?
Criiiikey, that seems unrealistic.
I’ve never listened to the words, but the music(?) sounds more suitable for a Sunday afternoon softball game.
Kinda like those pubescent rappers Kriss Kross and their own ‘Jump’ tune.
In short, lame.
And about as fighty as Van Halen’s ‘Jump’, which is more fighty than Aztec Camera’s little known lazily slow cover of it (which is actually worth a listen on a stoned Sunday arvo), but still very un-fighty.
But what do I know, until yesterday I thought the Tate brothers were Australians in a Romanian jail for sex and drug crimes, and therefore wouldn’t have access to the internet, let alone have a huge online presence that about half of San Clemente, a quarter of Southern California, and an apparently massive number of all Americans are glued to, and influenced by.
Dunno what’s more shocking, all of that Jump and Tate stuff, or my own poor education for not knowing about it before now…
…”I got more rhymes than the bible got psalms and just like the Prodigal Son, I’ve returned
anyone steppin’ on me, you’ll get burned”
True whiteboy rappin right there, actually whiteboy Boston catholic rhymes. Impossible not to like the song as a whiteboy though.
https://youtu.be/YDwaWp5B0Yw?si=bFIEJr4nzYwPd8bd
They could’ve spared us listening to the song and gone straight to the dance-off.