SurfStitch sold to unknown buyer.
Fans of discount surf gear weep at disappearance of fav online store, SurfStitch.

Online surf retailer SurfStitch sold as owner pivots to core business rolling out Lego stores

"SurfStitch was losing money and had struggled for some time. Sales had shrunk to a fraction of what they once were.”

Much mystery and whispers a little under a week back when online sleuths brought the evaporation of SurfStitch from the internet to BeachGrit’s attention. 

You’ll remember when SurfStitch was the king of the world, ruled by the yin and yang of Lex Pedersen, a cute brunette, and Justin Cameron, a bullish hot blonde with a vision to take SurfStitch to the heavens. The company they started in a little industrial area on Sydney’s northern beaches in 2007 soared to a half-a-billion-dollar valuation by 2014. 

Heady, heady days.

And, then, poof, as they say.

A $155 million loss in 2016 was driven by the disastrous acquisition of FCS, Stab, Magic Seaweed and Coastalwatch and shareholder lawsuits over inflated forecasts.

That same year, Coastalwatch, which was suing Surfstitch over a content-sharing deal that put twenty-mill on the Surfstitch balance sheet, offered to buy the whole thing for fifty-ish mill.

By 2017, shares had crashed from two bucks to six pennies apiece, and SurfStitch entered voluntary administration, dubbed a “total collapse”.

Alceon Group acquired it in 2018, folding it into Alquemie Group, but recovery stalled. In 2023, Alquemie posted a $2 million loss, down from a $3.2 million profit, amid redundancies and a failed SurfStitch rebrand.

And, now, after being offline for over a month, Alquemie have revealed the joint has been sold, along with gal’s brand Ginger & Smart, to an unknown buyer. 

A former employee of Alquemie told the Australian Financial Review, “both Ginger & Smart and SurfStitch were losing money and had struggled for some time. Sales, the person added, had shrunk to a fraction of what they once were.”

The owners are real into Lego instead of surf, skate, with the company having just opened its twenty-third Lego store. It also owns Australia’s version of Urban Outfitters, General Pants, which has a fifty-five stores. 

Biggest question to Australian readers is, where to find twenty dollar Depactus trunks now? Keen readers will remember SurfStitch scooping up Depactus in 2017.

As Chas Smith asked at the time, 

“How was SurfStitch aware that Depactus had not totally died? Do you think the SurfStitch x Depactus relationship will fare better than the SurfStitch x Stab one? Will Depactus go out and sponsor more Men of Extraordinary Pursuits? If SurfStitch came to your house looking to buy you would you flee or ask, ‘How much you got?’”

Oh and the best thing. 

Did you know that in the 2016 financial year, SurfStitch made two ten-year agreements with Coastalwatch and its various companies whereupon “Coastalwatch would provide a link on its website to SurfStitch Group’s Australian website for a fee of $8 million”?

How could it fail?

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Joe_Turpel's_Unbearable_Drivel
Joe_Turpel's_Unbearable_Drivel
1 year ago

Cole loves fashion, he has fun with different colour, crazy dye jobs – just Loves standing out and bringing his own unique style to the tour.

Gosh, he recently started playing guitar and already you can see him turning heads… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

k55
k55
1 year ago

You mean someone actually bought Stab?
I never new that!
Maybe the world is, coming to an end after all?
Is Stab even still alive?
Paywall and all!! —for their little exclusive ‘Member’s Only’ gay club.
Almost as bad as the Inertia….
Pitiful……

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  k55

As a member of this exclusive $75 a year ‘Members Only’ gay club let me tell you what you are missing. Not a lot. Basically you scroll through drivel most of the year as you inticipate the next movie drop. Stab in the dark, electric acid surfboard test, how surfers get paid. You gotta stay away from anything Mikey C. writes. Actually if Paul Evans or Jed Smith didn’t write it it probably sucks. And don’t get me started on Stab Highway. If you are thinking well I could at least still go below the line for a chuckle? Wrong. No jokes worth laughing at there. Gets pretty serious actually. Vals and 15 year olds arguing over why John John deserves a year off. Ohhh… and don’t forget about Stab High Japan going on right now. If you want to watch a pro surfing circle jerk live then you came to the right place. Hand over your money and welcome to the club.

k55
k55
1 year ago

No offense, but your description of those two men—is, a little creepy…….
just sayin……

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

Poof indeed Derek!

its ok, we are an inclusive bunch here.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

I’m confused. You’re a uni student with too much spare time, or a bot?

you really need to be way more inflammatory if you want to troll people for the lols though.

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago

Well well, look who’s home. Gonna be a great weekend.

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

Meh.
I bought a couple things off’em several years ago.

Really not into wearing branded tshirts anymore. I’d happily design them though!

I mean… maybe some Hurluley shirts via an on-demand printer?
Dunno. I’d probs get shut down for specious copyright violations or instantly ripped off by Chinese manufacturers. Or probably both.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I think you should give it a go anyhow

k55
k55
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Or, how about some shirts with a big ‘finger’—with a list of surf-companies below it.
I’d buy one.
Maybe 2 or 3.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Hey CB, do you still have the same email? (I sent an email to it with more details…)

If not, I might be able to help out with some shirts. Be in touch!

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

Thanks dude!
Got it, not replied yet. sorry


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