"SurfStitch was losing money and had struggled for some time. Sales had shrunk to a fraction of what they once were.”
Much mystery and whispers a little under a week back when online sleuths brought the evaporation of SurfStitch from the internet to BeachGrit’s attention.
You’ll remember when SurfStitch was the king of the world, ruled by the yin and yang of Lex Pedersen, a cute brunette, and Justin Cameron, a bullish hot blonde with a vision to take SurfStitch to the heavens. The company they started in a little industrial area on Sydney’s northern beaches in 2007 soared to a half-a-billion-dollar valuation by 2014.
Heady, heady days.
And, then, poof, as they say.
A $155 million loss in 2016 was driven by the disastrous acquisition of FCS, Stab, Magic Seaweed and Coastalwatch and shareholder lawsuits over inflated forecasts.
By 2017, shares had crashed from two bucks to six pennies apiece, and SurfStitch entered voluntary administration, dubbed a “total collapse”.
Alceon Group acquired it in 2018, folding it into Alquemie Group, but recovery stalled. In 2023, Alquemie posted a $2 million loss, down from a $3.2 million profit, amid redundancies and a failed SurfStitch rebrand.
And, now, after being offline for over a month, Alquemie have revealed the joint has been sold, along with gal’s brand Ginger & Smart, to an unknown buyer.
A former employee of Alquemie told the Australian Financial Review, “both Ginger & Smart and SurfStitch were losing money and had struggled for some time. Sales, the person added, had shrunk to a fraction of what they once were.”
The owners are real into Lego instead of surf, skate, with the company having just opened its twenty-third Lego store. It also owns Australia’s version of Urban Outfitters, General Pants, which has a fifty-five stores.
Biggest question to Australian readers is, where to find twenty dollar Depactus trunks now? Keen readers will remember SurfStitch scooping up Depactus in 2017.
As Chas Smith asked at the time,
Oh and the best thing.
How could it fail?
Cole loves fashion, he has fun with different colour, crazy dye jobs – just Loves standing out and bringing his own unique style to the tour.
Gosh, he recently started playing guitar and already you can see him turning heads… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
You mean someone actually bought Stab?
I never new that!
Maybe the world is, coming to an end after all?
Is Stab even still alive?
Paywall and all!! —for their little exclusive ‘Member’s Only’ gay club.
Almost as bad as the Inertia….
Pitiful……
As a member of this exclusive $75 a year ‘Members Only’ gay club let me tell you what you are missing. Not a lot. Basically you scroll through drivel most of the year as you inticipate the next movie drop. Stab in the dark, electric acid surfboard test, how surfers get paid. You gotta stay away from anything Mikey C. writes. Actually if Paul Evans or Jed Smith didn’t write it it probably sucks. And don’t get me started on Stab Highway. If you are thinking well I could at least still go below the line for a chuckle? Wrong. No jokes worth laughing at there. Gets pretty serious actually. Vals and 15 year olds arguing over why John John deserves a year off. Ohhh… and don’t forget about Stab High Japan going on right now. If you want to watch a pro surfing circle jerk live then you came to the right place. Hand over your money and welcome to the club.
No offense, but your description of those two men—is, a little creepy…….
just sayin……
Poof indeed Derek!
its ok, we are an inclusive bunch here.
I’m confused. You’re a uni student with too much spare time, or a bot?
you really need to be way more inflammatory if you want to troll people for the lols though.
Well well, look who’s home. Gonna be a great weekend.
Meh.
I bought a couple things off’em several years ago.
Really not into wearing branded tshirts anymore. I’d happily design them though!
I mean… maybe some Hurluley shirts via an on-demand printer?
Dunno. I’d probs get shut down for specious copyright violations or instantly ripped off by Chinese manufacturers. Or probably both.
I think you should give it a go anyhow
Or, how about some shirts with a big ‘finger’—with a list of surf-companies below it.
I’d buy one.
Maybe 2 or 3.
Hey CB, do you still have the same email? (I sent an email to it with more details…)
If not, I might be able to help out with some shirts. Be in touch!
Thanks dude!
Got it, not replied yet. sorry