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Pres. Trump in Texas. Photo: Fox News
Pres. Trump in Texas. Photo: Fox News

Pres. Trump likens devastating Texas floods to “giant wave in Pacific Ocean that the best surfers in the world would be afraid to surf”

Teahupo'o?

Earlier in the month, terrible tragedy struck central Texas when torrents of rain swelled rivers leading to flash flooding that led to many deaths. 129 people confirmed dead and another over 170 unaccounted for. One of the most difficult stories was that of Camp Mystic, a classic summer sleep-away for young girls on the banks of the Guadalupe. 27 campers and counselors were swept away that fateful early morning, forever changing so many lives.

President Trump visited the region yesterday, touring the debris field, remarking, “All across the country Americans’ hearts are shattered. I had to be here as president.” He praised first responders and the Federal Emergency Management Agency, though he has signaled that he would like to see it shuttered, while clearly taken aback at the scope of the carnage saying, “I’ve seen a lot of bad ones. I’ve gone to a lot of hurricanes, a lot of tornadoes. I’ve never seen anything like this. This is a, this is a bad one. We just visited with incredible families that — I mean, look, they’ve been devastated. They lost their child or two children, and just hard to believe … a little narrow river that becomes a monster. And that’s what happened.”

When attempting to find the right analogy, something that would resonate, he added the gushing rivers were akin to “a giant, giant wave in the Pacific Ocean that the best surfers in the world would be afraid to surf.”

Surfers immediately pictured Teahupo’o, breaking off Tahiti’s emerald shore in the South Pacific. Its menacing energy, its deadly reputation and the best in the world, twice over, afraid to paddle.

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But is the comparison apt?

Is a flash flood really like a wave, however scary?

In any case, at the end, Trump professed his belief in the Lone Star state to rise above,  declaring, “The state of Texas, No. 1 they do it right and they’ve done it right for a long time. And it’s a very special place to me…” before flying home.

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deeks

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He’s not well…but you all know that

Otto

This next two weeks are going to be very exciting

Brutus

pray tell what you see in the next 2 weeks, which will be exciting ?

Tarifs…a la TACO or you know all the economic stats are coming out for June?

So ol don has not delivered on his promises that people voted him in for……so maybe all the negative growth in the USA economy couple with a severe downturn in USA manufacturing……unemployment rising quite nicely….farmers whining because they can’t get workers…$20B downturn in tourism……China sitting back watching don accomplish what they would take decades…..the demise of the USA as global power….??

Sean Connery

Don’t forget the devaluing of the american dollar! 10.5 cents in 6 months. WINNING.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Lot of shit talking eh Brutus?

Brutus

I just don’t get why you MAGAs won’t look at the facts…if you think the facts that I post are shit talking….well engage in a civil debate on what’s real and not…….I mean where’s your factual base for you to have an opinion?

Barrelled

It’s insanely idiotic. Politicians get to lie constantly and their foolish bases will always make excuses for their lies. Bunch of fucking sheep humans are.

Beef & Beer

No doubt this article will bring out the US political talk, as usual.
So all you non-Americans (and some Americans) know what that means.

Yep, its ‘gay-bar dance-battle’ time.

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First up we have Bear vs The Stiffmeister…

M.

Damn… That cunt will say anything to distract from the Epstein files.

Otto

Saw that live, when he said it, for a brief moment he had a look like “What the fuck is my speech writer talking about?!”.

Snowbored
Otto

So rad. His troll skills are next level. Probably wouldn’t have come up with that meme if not for both the directors and actors from Superman making the absurd statements that the Superman story is about immigrants.

Barrelled

Having a troll for a president is just bad no matter what one’s political preferences are. This cuntry definitely doesn’t need more division than we already have, it needs someone who can appeal to both sides and not be a flat out dickhead or zombie.

Otto

He’s not being a dickhead. He’s being funny. The uniting messag is to rally around America. He’s doing good for Americans because America is good. The only problem is to the left’s unwillingness to even believe America is great, instead embarking on their latest narrative that their political movement is a big tent that includes vehemently anti-American communists like Mamdani. The lefts base is so far bat guano crazy left that it has become quite clear it’s not the President’s job to even try to bring them aboard. How do you appeal to commies?
You don’t is the answer. Not when it’s about America. If you believe America is bad and should end, well, then that just beyond acceptance

Barrelled

I would have to agree with the last part (not at all with the first half) except it is the job of the Pres to at least attempt to bring people together instead of sowing hate and fear. If you can’t admit that he does that I got nothing for ya. And people like Mamdani are just as bad, if not worse.

Otto

He doesn’t show division. He attacks legislators for being hyper partisan. That isn’t sowing division.
Americans of every race, white, black, Hispanic and Asian overwhelmingly support mass deportation.

Com Turren

Yes, he’s obviously a great uniter when he says “I hate” the congressional democrats who voted against his spending bill.

Barrelled

Always gotta remember, his base (ie Otto) will never say anything bad about this fucking immature, insecure moron. No matter what, they think Trump is always correct. That is, until his ridiculous policies directly affect them, their friends or family. Then they just say “I didn’t know he’d be like that”. Ridiculous.

Com Turren

some people don’t want a president—they want a king

Otto

You sound super retarded saying that

Barrelled

Touche

Otto

Trump has corrected the course of the USA, and the USA is better for that correction

Barrelled

You really are a sheep, aren’t you?

Otto

A change in trajectory, however so slight, though significant here, is heaps better than where Dems were taking us.

Otto

Their rhetoric has resulted in 2 attempts on his life. One that resulted in the shooting death of a firefighter protecting his family. They’ve pressed criminal charges against him. Supported a ridiculous raid on Mar-a-Lago with agents rummaging through the First Lady’s underwear drawer.
He has every right and justification for hating them.

Reece spoon

Aw, now ur upset about a firefighter..wat u reckon about the jan 6th nutters killing police and security, didnt happen i suppose all for a bad loser conman who woudnt piss on u if u caught on fire..lets not mention his mate epstein hey…

Chief Hot stuff

Whod wanna be brought together with weirdo freaks?

Snowbored

I’m the one that thinks America is great. I’ve been to 60 countries and there’s only one I’d live in. Proud American here. Just ashamed of our small cock president and his bullshit. MAGA people are the ones that think America sucks, and therefore accept an ignorant troll as their leader because he uses the oldest dictator trick in the book. Fear.

Otto

Just because people from every one of those 60 countries you’ve visited also want to live here doesn’t mean they actually get to. And certainly not if they illegally enter to begin with.

SaltyHB

There’s not a funny bone in his overstuffed body.

Com Turren

he came to America illegally though. Today’s GOP would send him back to Krypton

Otto

Congratulations. You get the joke.

Trev

That’s not from a speech writer, that is one of his usual off the cuff bits of nonsense. Read back what he said and tell me he’s not in cognitive decline. Not a great speech maker to begin with, he should stick to the script

Otto

He’s not in cognitive decline, though I can’t say the same about you

Trev

Is any 79 year old not in cognitive decline? Of course he is. And he was no Rhodes Scholar when he was in his prime.

SaltyHB

Right, you can tell how truly sharp he his from the West Point commencement speech.

Working Class Hero

Have an uncle that got caught in a flash flood while fishing for Golden Dorado in South America. A truly terrifying event. I’d much rather take my chances wearing a set on the head at Mav’s or Tey-a-hoopoo than wrestle with an angry river.

velobwoy

Jeez, what a time for prez to needle Felipe

Com Turren

For a Chas article, I expected the headline for this to be “Brazilian Surfers In Uproar After President Trump Takes Savage Swipe At Filipe Toledo”

pipspuss

Doooouuuuccccchhhhheeeeeee!

Barrelled

We have a bunch of feckless idiots on the left, straight up pussy ass, scared little sheep on the right, and a fucking demented psychopath in the middle (metaphorically, not politically) of them. What could go wrong??

Snowbored

I think he meant “Otto would be afraid to surf”@ Ottobeenthere.

Otto

ahhh, jeepers creepers, we all surf the muck here on the daily

Jack John Johnson

The more you post the more we know you haven’t been surfing. No one who surfs on the reg has the time for this amount of commenting.

Otto

Do you have multiple personality disorder?

Jack John Johnson

Quadpolar…do you play Fortnite?


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