Kelly Slater predicts Jack Robinson-Molly Picklum world titles at Fiji’s Cloudbreak

Thought that was the Nek Minute guy for a second

It’s a Restaurants swell.

Occy came back from the grave and Few remembered Sunny’s name, Jordy is a lock

And in the future, Joe will opine over and over what a miraculous win it was and how Jordy always was professional and deserved the recognition as one of the sports iconic competitors at both challenging venues and performance venues proving his mastery even at an advanced age against such stiff competition but always a gentleman with exceptional fortitiude and perseverance when everyone counted him out he slayed shoulder high Cloudbreak and inspired the Courage award that will go on to fete future winners, but not Felipe, as men of conviction and extraordinary talent in the face os massive opposition of the Brazillians and Teahuuuupoooo champion Jack Robbo and the savant sage Griffin Cola from San Clemente where the waves are always good, the hats always red and hot girls that would make Jeffrey Epstein blush although Ghislaine doesn’t remember the president ever meeting said girls at Stuft Pizza on Pico proving the presient never had any relationship with Epstein, how could he if Ghislaine barely remembers meeting Epstein, but for sure Jordy was channeling Elon Musk, his fellow Saffa as he “DoGE’d” the competitive field like no other since the great Andy Irons won Cheaaahooopooo in knee high surfing proving on the biggest stage that Andy represented the pinnacle of elite surfing so emphatic they named Pipe after him too because at this point in his storied career Jordy reminds the entire sport of the same mastery almost making Andy and Jordys names synonymous in the pantheon os surfing greatness only to be outdone by the 11 time world chapion who coukd have won so many more titles had he stuck on Britt Merrick sleds instead of handicapping himself riding wet bars of soap we all feel the MANA of Jordys deceased father watching with pride from the channel possible the tower at his sons historic achievement and now back to you AJ who is on Namotu and has Kellys Chinese Girlfriend on the glass to discuss this day in professional surfing that will only be eclipsed by Kelly’s introduction of his pool which shadowed the great season and win of Adriano de Souza, long forgotten in our minds but oh so present in our hearts he almost became Tao’s first name that revelation of such a wave discovered in the agricultural cultural wasteland with the Tachi palace standing sentry over one of Kellys greatest achievements and lets face it without the Great White stunt punctuating the great career of white Lightning Mick would never occupy the same strata as the great Andy Irons I’m so thrilled for Jordy and didn’t mean disrespect to Eugene Fanning like the one off luck title of Joel Parkinson but i must silence the judging critics who thought Yadin’s fall from the sky knifing take offs easily beat Micks roll ins at Pipe which added to the shark stunt keeps Mick from true hall of fame status but Jordy with his dads ghost steps into that hallowed hall with luminaries like 4 time world champ Mark Richards who only win because everyone knew Cheyne Horan was gay by riding those horrible Nc Coys but todays spotlight really and truly shines on Jardy Smith, take it away AJ and Kalani who is not yet engages hence standing behind her child and boyfriend in just visitings excellents post, AJ lets hear from Kellys longtime girlfriend and bikini atellier Kalani Miller!,,,