Myrtle Beach cops detain woman for wearing sexy bikini.
And kids…that… is how I met your mother.

Myrtle Beach Woman Detained Over Thong Bikini in Ongoing Battle Over Public Decency

"Despite the thong's revealing nature, the forbidden treasures are deftly enfolded by small strips of nylon."

A tattooed, thong-slinging gal has been cuffed and detained by Myrtle Beach cops after her beach outfit was deemed “too revealing”.

In a video on the excellent Elon Musk-owned X, formerly Twitter, which was owned by Jack Dorsey a man who once publicly acknowledged BeachGrit before he sold up , we see the gal, whose name appears to be Samantha Panda, being handcuffed and questioned by cops.

The interaction escalates as she, rightly in this instance I believe although I usually advise quiet cooperation, questions the legality of their actions and the definition of indecency. She argues, again, correctly, that her bikini did not expose her sex nest or honey hole and that she was on a public beach.

When the man filming the encounter is invited to the police car to see the law as it is written he is told, “It shall be unlawful for any person to appear nude on any beach or in view of the public.” 

“Nobody is nude!” he says. 

“I’m not nude,” says the gal.

“You’re in a thong!” says the cop. “An anus and a vagina are nude!” 

“A thong is not nudity,” says filmer man.

Cop stutters, “An anus and a vagina are nude. An anus and a vagina are nudity.”

Which is correct although not appropriate in this situation for despite the thong’s revealing nature, the barney and the forbidden treasure are deftly enfolded by small strips of nylon.

It isn’t the first time cops have gone after gals in bikinis down there at Myrtle Beach, a stretch of sand made famous in the television series Eastbound and Down.

Another similar event took place in 2019, when Tiara Monique Garness was arrested for indecent exposure due to her thong bikini not covering her buttocks, despite police warnings.

One year earlier, a teenager arrested for her sexy bikini sued the city for false arrest, excessive force and for violating her fourth amendment rights. The city settled for two-fifty gees.

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HamSammish
HamSammish
1 year ago

This story is worthless without better pictures. What a letdown. No HamSammish.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Hot Rodent woman?

Jack English
Jack English
1 year ago

…and what about for the guy’s https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

is that Eric trump dressed up as a moral policeman?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

at least you can get them to nail the floor boards down five times a day.

Panda's sack rash
Panda's sack rash
1 year ago

Molly Picklum looking like she has a pretty tight rig, thought she’d by training at cloudbreak by now.

yipykiyaymf
yipykiyaymf
1 year ago

What’s next banning mankinnies?

Snowbored
Snowbored
1 year ago
Reply to  yipykiyaymf

I hope so

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  Snowbored

ban Borat?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Didn’t get a email re the book?

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Hahaha as if he gives a shit

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  deeks

“Not posting here for a crack at the book, but if I got it, I’d definitely put it on the coffee table”

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

He ran out of data petrol..I’ll finish. “…On the coffee table in the doctors waiting room”

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

sexist unfollowing but also sexy refollowing

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
1 year ago

Man, Fuck Myrtle Beach! Summer of 85 I roll up with my almost new Morey Boogie Mach 7, AMF Voit Duck Feet fins(with tethers), chartreuse(or pink) Gotcha trunks and probably a puka shell necklace sourced from the ABC store in Waikiki. I start paddling out and some dumb ass lifeguard chases me down to tell me my boogie board is not allowed. I had to buy or rent some gay ass inflatable surf mat. Apparently real surf craft were too dangerous and relegated to far off spots near the end of town. I believe they just didn’t want some California kid embarrassing the locals with my 360s and el rollos. Haven’t been back since!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

ABC store waikiki, only place to buy the “women of hawaii” calendar. I do not recomment the “girls of Hawaii” calendar and especially not the “men of hawaii” calendar unless you want to punk your brother in law at Christmas.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
1 year ago

Yes – we live in a police state. Are you blind?

Snowbored
Snowbored
1 year ago

Well thank goodness she, they them didn’t have a cock and balls under there.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Maybe during his first term 5 years ago.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

oxnard is occupied territory

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Dez, this happened in 2020. Might be just a little late to the party.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

But only just happened on X! Post-modernist approach to timelines etc.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

🤦‍♂️

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
1 year ago

Wonder when she realizes this is what she voted for. We are fully in a police state. Thx maga dorks.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Americans …..

Yomar
Yomar
1 year ago

Seppos …

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago

Not with a ten foot pole.

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
1 year ago

Let’s face it , it absolutely should be illegal for some people to wear them , me for example .

Snowbored
Snowbored
1 year ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

The law doesn’t say anything about showing your taint, chode, or grundle.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Snowbored

And if it says vagina that would be a site to see since it’s internal.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

Probably not even top 50 most oppressive thing a fascist, seppo cop did to an ‘merican citizen yesterday, deterring their supposed freedoms.

Best one yet was sticking a guy with a $5,000 water bill and not telling him. They Sold the debt to a private institution who then sold his house from under him to get back the $5,000. All without him ever being aware he had the debt.

Anon
Anon
1 year ago

Always wonder if the world has turned into this shit show recently or if we have always been this trashy but now we have a thousand cameras shoved in our faces filming every little dumb detail no one needs to see


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