"Despite the thong's revealing nature, the forbidden treasures are deftly enfolded by small strips of nylon."
A tattooed, thong-slinging gal has been cuffed and detained by Myrtle Beach cops after her beach outfit was deemed “too revealing”.
In a video on the excellent Elon Musk-owned X, formerly Twitter, which was owned by Jack Dorsey a man who once publicly acknowledged BeachGrit before he sold up , we see the gal, whose name appears to be Samantha Panda, being handcuffed and questioned by cops.
Cops handcuff and detain woman for wearing a thong pic.twitter.com/vHAxc72jVJ
— Police The Police 2.0 (@PoliceThePolic1) August 23, 2025
The interaction escalates as she, rightly in this instance I believe although I usually advise quiet cooperation, questions the legality of their actions and the definition of indecency. She argues, again, correctly, that her bikini did not expose her sex nest or honey hole and that she was on a public beach.
When the man filming the encounter is invited to the police car to see the law as it is written he is told, “It shall be unlawful for any person to appear nude on any beach or in view of the public.”
“Nobody is nude!” he says.
“I’m not nude,” says the gal.
“You’re in a thong!” says the cop. “An anus and a vagina are nude!”
“A thong is not nudity,” says filmer man.
Cop stutters, “An anus and a vagina are nude. An anus and a vagina are nudity.”
Which is correct although not appropriate in this situation for despite the thong’s revealing nature, the barney and the forbidden treasure are deftly enfolded by small strips of nylon.
It isn’t the first time cops have gone after gals in bikinis down there at Myrtle Beach, a stretch of sand made famous in the television series Eastbound and Down.
Another similar event took place in 2019, when Tiara Monique Garness was arrested for indecent exposure due to her thong bikini not covering her buttocks, despite police warnings.
One year earlier, a teenager arrested for her sexy bikini sued the city for false arrest, excessive force and for violating her fourth amendment rights. The city settled for two-fifty gees.
This story is worthless without better pictures. What a letdown. No HamSammish.
Hot Rodent woman?
…and what about for the guy’s https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
is that Eric trump dressed up as a moral policeman?
at least you can get them to nail the floor boards down five times a day.
Molly Picklum looking like she has a pretty tight rig, thought she’d by training at cloudbreak by now.
What’s next banning mankinnies?
I hope so
ban Borat?
Didn’t get a email re the book?
Hahaha as if he gives a shit
“Not posting here for a crack at the book, but if I got it, I’d definitely put it on the coffee table”
He ran out of data petrol..I’ll finish. “…On the coffee table in the doctors waiting room”
sexist unfollowing but also sexy refollowing
Man, Fuck Myrtle Beach! Summer of 85 I roll up with my almost new Morey Boogie Mach 7, AMF Voit Duck Feet fins(with tethers), chartreuse(or pink) Gotcha trunks and probably a puka shell necklace sourced from the ABC store in Waikiki. I start paddling out and some dumb ass lifeguard chases me down to tell me my boogie board is not allowed. I had to buy or rent some gay ass inflatable surf mat. Apparently real surf craft were too dangerous and relegated to far off spots near the end of town. I believe they just didn’t want some California kid embarrassing the locals with my 360s and el rollos. Haven’t been back since!
ABC store waikiki, only place to buy the “women of hawaii” calendar. I do not recomment the “girls of Hawaii” calendar and especially not the “men of hawaii” calendar unless you want to punk your brother in law at Christmas.
Yes – we live in a police state. Are you blind?
Well thank goodness she, they them didn’t have a cock and balls under there.
Maybe during his first term 5 years ago.
oxnard is occupied territory
Dez, this happened in 2020. Might be just a little late to the party.
But only just happened on X! Post-modernist approach to timelines etc.
🤦♂️
Wonder when she realizes this is what she voted for. We are fully in a police state. Thx maga dorks.
Americans …..
Seppos …
Not with a ten foot pole.
Let’s face it , it absolutely should be illegal for some people to wear them , me for example .
The law doesn’t say anything about showing your taint, chode, or grundle.
And if it says vagina that would be a site to see since it’s internal.
Probably not even top 50 most oppressive thing a fascist, seppo cop did to an ‘merican citizen yesterday, deterring their supposed freedoms.
Best one yet was sticking a guy with a $5,000 water bill and not telling him. They Sold the debt to a private institution who then sold his house from under him to get back the $5,000. All without him ever being aware he had the debt.
Always wonder if the world has turned into this shit show recently or if we have always been this trashy but now we have a thousand cameras shoved in our faces filming every little dumb detail no one needs to see