Rob Machado (left) making the author feel un-cozy.
Rob Machado (left) making the author feel un-cozy.

Encinitas city councilmember eviscerates local surf legend Rob Machado in wild screed!

He's the "wrong people" who "just don't make you feel so cozy."

Shock and dismay bubbling through North County, San Diego, this morning after local surf legend Rob Machado was targeted by an Encinitas councilmember in a vicious screed. Though officially from Cardiff-by-the-Sea, the handsome screwfoot put the region on the map as he rose to fame through the 90s. Machado competed on the Association of Surfing Professionals Championship Tour, winning twelve events and once placing number two in the world. He appeared in the culturally important Momentum films and also played in a band with Kelly Slater and Peter King. His age-defying handsomeness has only increased his relative value and now, at 51, he is arguably the second most beloved surfer on the planet behind Mick Fanning.

Well, none of the above stopped Encinitas councilmember Luke Shaffer from lighting right in. The business unfolded during a public city council meeting addressing the issue of un-housed people camping vehicle sleeping on streets. Some thought the rules against should be strengthened while others argued criminalizing poverty was unchill. Shaffer, who identifies as a surfer, turned it very personal, declaring that he didn’t want his son or daughter walking past “slightly rundown 19–something era vehicles containing the wrong people who don’t make you feel so cozy.”

Ouch.

Everyone knows that Rob Machado drives, and sometimes loiters, in a slightly rundown 19–something era van.

Rob Machado and Chas Smith go to the Supermarket!

Describing him as “the wrong people who don’t make you feel so cozy,” however, a stunning dig that took some on the council aback.

Shaffer explained that he wasn’t trying to stereotype Rob but added that he was once a U.S. Marine and served overseas where it was important to profile people “pretty hard” for “obvious reasons.”

Double ouch.

David Lee Scales and I did not address during our weekly chat but did discuss Griffin Colapinto hard launching his new relationship at Disneyland.

Very cute.

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smokes_glue

Freaking democrats. Gotta ruin everything

k55

Accidentally pulled in behind the dude below the 7-11 store. He then made a right turn running a red light with no turn signal on and then made another right with no turn signal on.
Maybe all that hair is blocking his vision.
That van is the kind you make sure your kids give a wide berth to.

Barnycle

What’s your view on watching video footage of yourself surfing shitty or substandard waves ?

Jim Burke

Good lord. Machado is a rich white dude who can stop by his ocean side home to take a dump when the need arises.

On the other hand, homeless and van lifers park illegally, dump their sewage on our sidewalks, in our creeks and oceans. It’s disgusting and polluting the community.

Van lifers park in the sweetest spots illegally and for days at a time. They don’t all surf, but they do all squat and contribute their fare share of trash, ruinę and 💩.

Encinitas, where the average home costs $2 million, needs a clean up set to wipe the line up clean, cause this 💩 stinks!

SaltyHB

Comfort is the enemy.

Brutus

normal is the enemy…LOL

postmeta

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channelbottom

Yes, and?
Corporate greed is indeed ruining society, mainly via politics.

channelbottom
Brutus

yep smoke and mirrors…where’s the Epstein files!

Deepsouth61

In the glove box of Joe biden’s Corvette…..?

Brutus

or DT’s cabal?

Brutus

it’s mans greed not just corporate greed…….corporations are one of the tools of greed…..and we are now living in a civilization where politicians are the least respected profession, but we let them run our lives….and they are run by rich/commercial lobby groups……we are simply navigating these uncertain times , just like when surfing was actually not vanilla like the rest of the world wanting more more mememe

Abscessed Llama

Bru….!? You got this in OZ?

“Corporations possess “corporate personhood,” which grants them certain legal rights, such as the right to free speech, due process, and protection from unreasonable searches, similar to individuals, though not all rights of “natural” people apply to them. These rights stem from the Fourteenth Amendment and have been expanded by court rulings like Citizens United, enabling corporations to participate in political spending and challenge regulations. “

Brutus

yeah it’s just our capitalistic civilization…..it’s a global virus that we are trying to navigate…..lobby groups democracy’s nemisis.

Working Class Hero

There’s a good line in the book The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler. Private dick Philip Marlowe is driving a client from LA to TJ and he remarks about how unremarkable the drive is through San Diego County. Basically go up a little hill and down another, up a little hill and down another. The more things change the more they stay the same, except I think Machado has joined the Cside Sprinter Brigade.

deeks

The largactle looks to be kicking off nicely in that shot .Mr.smith

Ethan’s  Silverback butt

anyone seen Rob’s new van? Looks like his wife decided to help remove his hippy stereotype by upgrading his rig to something new and less patchouli smelling

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

Is Carlsbad still an artist enclave or is it where douchebags that can’t afford Encinitas, Cardiff or Solana Beach HAVE to live? And don’t even get me started on Del Mar!

channelbottom

The Rightwing, and the quiet money behind the politics, love to teach people to punch downwards.

Instead of examining the social and economic systems which oppress and disenfranchise, they want the population to hate those who are different and or less fortunate as a distraction from their abuse of power.

By destroying education systems, they seek to exacerbate the issues as a method of control. Sowing division and hindering ability to question and enact change towards a fairer, compassionate and more equitable society.

On a lighter note… I’m pretty sure the rocks on the inside at my local have been deliberately placed there by Big Fin. I lost another one while coming in. Couldn’t find it at low tide, amongst the seagrass and crevices.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Rob gifted Kelly that world title and as a result he drives a 19 something car and hangs around car parks with a shitty hair do

Stick man

Rob Kelly?

J H

I like Rob (said hello once at Haleiwa) but you can’t turn public parking spots into a trailer park.

I would have expected Aspriring President Newsome™️ to have this resolved.

Kama'aina

Does a nah barrel like white guy with dreads fall into the Kook and Curren with a surfer like Rob?
Also may reports about Griff only pertain to surfing and zero about what he does out of the water? Asking for a friend.

Jack John Johnson

When I saw him recently they didn’t seem like dreds. More like a high end hair product that finds that complete balance between Rasta (not Dave) and pasta.

Jack John Johnson

I was surfing in SD recently. Rob rode by on his peddle bike with a big smile. Rob Machado for City Council!

NEGATRON

Can confirm Griff sat in coach and acted like a composite gentleman to the very attractive Belgian Gal staying at our resort.

Jack John Johnson

True love waits.

Mason’s Hoe

Man, that Griffin post was rough.

Mapski

So your saying I’m safe in my 2002 Sprinter van, then?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Weirdly Rob’s license plate says “You’re”.


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