Crocodile (pictured) being cool.
Crocodile (pictured) being cool.

Scientists discover saltwater crocodiles are rad surfers!

The coolest reptile on the planet just got cooler.

When I was a young boy in Papua New Guinea, I was told to beware of the dangerous saltwater crocodile. The prehistoric beasts are known man-eaters and can run very fast on land and so I was taught to run in a zigzag, if ever pursued, because apparently saltwater crocodiles cannot run zigzags very well.

They are also, apparently, relatively poor swimmers.

And, thus, scientists have been confused for years as to how the large reptiles ended up on so many different islands including, but not limited to, Papua New Guinea.

Well, advancements in technology have finally unlocked the riddle. Saltwater crocodiles, you see, are adept surfers. The aforementioned scientists affixed sonar things to multiple crocs and gathered data points which showed the surfing.

According to IFL Science:

For a croc, it seems “surf’s up” is within an hour of the tide changing, as this was the window during which they would begin long-distance travel. Doing so meant they could essentially surf ocean currents, and when the tide died down again, they’d haul themselves onto a riverbank and wait for the tide to change.

Their adventures took them vast distances, regularly traveling over 50 kilometers (31 miles) from their home to the river mouth and even out into the open sea. Such trips were completed in bursts of 10-kilometer (6.2-mile) stretches while the surf was good.

So there you have it.

Now, are you pleased to come to BeachGrit and learn such fine party conversation starters or… not pleased?

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channelbottom

If drifting with a current is ‘surfing’ then I’ve put in far more time than I’ve realised fighting that fucking sweep on a southerly.

Waterproof Polo

South swells always are worse even than the long period Easterly’s. Goddam I hate paddling against em

Gil Gunderson

Fuck. Should have actually read the article. Doesn’t bode well for Gil’s trip to PNG in November….

Gil Gunderson

Watch the cunts get overrun by VAL freshwater crocs who think the know how to surf because they’ve spent time in some inland tank.

Top Cunt

Crocs are ugly

Waterproof Polo

Cuntly too.

Happy Camper

I don’t know why, but the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic of the lounging croc……was Chas.
could be the scarf, or the croc skin loafers, or something……..in the eyes

Mapski

When you say Papua New Guinea and running from crocodiles you mean Bastendorff Beach and chased by tweakers.

astro

AI – write me a sharticle of around 300 words. Ummm, ohhh let’s see, AI write it about crocodiles and …. Surfing !

Barrelled

Isn’t it supposed to be “Thank you for your attention to this matter”?

Stick man

A Salt Lyfe moment…

Happy Camper

Salty Crew

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Chas, were your parents missionaries? And I don’t mean in bed.

Chas Smith

Dad taught English at school for missionary kids!

Barrelled

So, about 3 days/weeks/months/years of childhood in PNG?

Chas Smith

Just over a year but an informative one. 1st grade and part of 2nd.

Jack John Johnson

Excellent use of an exclaimation point.

Mapski

What’s your position on missionaries?

Barrelled

Cunts, every last one of them.

Picard Madeoff

WAIT, WHAT are you an ex-Mormon like me or of a similar ilk?

Chas Smith

Not ex! A proud Christian (grew up nondenominational but go Episcopalian now).

Picard Madeoff

Well done!!

Barrelled

Missionaries been running around causing havoc way before Mormonism was established.

Picard Madeoff

Those Mormons love to copy the great work of other religions! So we are left to wonder if Chas is a missionary for surfing and BG is his pulpit(bully pulpit) when he isn’t wondering the earth preaching to the great unwashed. I for one have become a devout disciple of the gospel of Chas and Derek!

Skippy

Far more skeered of crocs than sharks when im in centro americano

Sup Braj

One was recently in the lineup in southern nica

Skippy

a kilo or a croc?

Barrelled

Or a shark

Picard Madeoff

I’m more fearful of seeing a pound of cocaine on a table in Central America than crocs or sharks

Com Turren

idk, either a crocodile or shark on a table in Central America seems like it would be pretty unnerving.

Brutus

would be unerving if they were dancing on the table?

Picard Madeoff

Thanks for putting that in my head knowing there is a possible shroom enhanced event in my Labor day weekend plans

Waterproof Polo

I’ve had dreams that start like that. And shoot my way outta there, sell the blow and marry primo Penelope Cruz. And unlike
Jung, I can keep up both on the intake, and the output. Good dreams. Horrible life.

Picard Madeoff

You do realize that dreams like that manifest from the Spicoli Brook Shields rescue dream?

Kaimuki_Dawg

I’m pleased.


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