"Are you satisfied WSL? Destroying one man's dream to make another's come true?"
The door of the WSL’S panic room is firmly bolted tonight after some of the biggest names in the sport, including three-time world champ Gabriel Medina, slammed the result of the Lexus Tahiti Pro, won by Hot Rodent Man Jack Robinson.
Brazil’s João Chianca had expressed his dissatisfaction with the result of his round of 16 heat with eventual runner-up Griff Colapinto, losing 15 points to 14.97.
“That was a joke WSL. Overall happy with my surfing,” wrote Chianca. “That last one was a joke. Thank you, cheerleader.”
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The below the commentary was a who’s who of angry Brazilians including Gabriel Medina who wrote:
GNT fucking complains, but if GNT doesn’t get the surfers together… so ima keep doing that..
…which subsequently led to Brazilians describing previous wrongdoings by the WSL.
brother you were and always will be the most stolen in history! I’ll never forget the year John John was Campeao and you eliminated trestles by Tanner Gudauskas. That was the biggest robbery in history.
will never get over that drum roll Cole Houshmand gave on the last wave (mix) at Bells last year.
Nice one, Champ! Need to position themselves…. make a league of yourselves! hahaha One step of each… Enough of the World Shame League countries
guys are huge for sports, you would have easy ability to organize a fair and well-paid league and unlink you from this garbage called WSL
Destroying one’s dream to make another’s dream come true! Cowardice without limits.
Brazilian surf fans have long had form for weeping about contest results. This despite Brazilians, including Gabriel Medina, Italo Ferreira and Filipe Toledo, winning five of the last six world titles.
Gabriel Medina, as you know, has had a long and troubled relationship with his administrative masters. His criticism of the tour’s judging has been relentless with bombshell after bombshell, calls for revolutions etc.
You’ll remember three years ago he threw the tour into disarray when he withdrew from the Pipe Masters citing mental issues – not unlike his lil buddy Filipe Toledo a couple of years later, and, in January, when he was forced to pull out of this year’s tour after a titty injury.
If you want more try these:
Brazilian surf fans apoplectic following Californian Griffin Colapinto’s “shock” win over world title favourite Filipe Toledo, “World Shame League! This event was a joke!” and Latin surf fans vow to create chaos at next World Tour event in Brazil following Filipe Toledos controversial loss to Californian in El Salvador, “The biggest protest in history in Saquarema! Bring banners, balloons, planes, boo all the time! Make them leave due to emotional stress!”)
Chianca, meanwhile, is famous for soccer player-style theatre during heats including the time at the El Salvador Pro when he milked an interference on Griffin Colapinto. (Read here.)
Now, judge this heat.
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Its hard to hear anything Joao says over his flailing arms.
Been overall happy with my surfing a few times. Never won me a heat.
2025 top of the leader board and overall season world champions are Yago and Molly , what ever happens at Cloudbreak won’t change that fact.
Incorrect e.g Carissa is a 5 times champ, not 7
I don’t care if you finnish top of the leader board your the season winner anything else is pure flick bullshit
Noted. I’ll mark that down as The Ramjet world champs separate list.
Ta Jacks dad.
The obvious bottom line is > whiny wannabes and great athletes
Both suffer from the Oedipal complex of “you don’t truly love me”,
What we have here> is > crybabies, sore losers,victimhoodlums of
“F.You, I will show you, just listen to my rant.” **OK, we did.
Brazilians should just quit surfing entirely.
If we must treat surfing as a sport then the surfer must remember that it’s their job to win so convincingly that the judges can’t be wrong. Leave it up to some judges opinions and you may not agree. Play like a champion Joao. Just not like the 2022 and 2023 WSL champion.
Kanoe got Vaxxed? Not very new age of him.
Brazilian cage fighters all class. The surfers should take after them and not drama queen soccer players. Embarrassing.
Griffin won the heat hands down.
Did we really expect Gabby to remain silent sitting aside post toddler tantrum on one of the best WSL Tahiti events of all time?
Gabby could have been there surfing but chose not too.
I rewatched it last night, definitely not hands down win. Razor edge close.
If they win no complaints. If they don’t it’s an injustice. The bleating of the sheep who don’t like the eventuality of the knife.
I have never seen one complaint about brasilian vs brasilian, I guess the judges save their A game for those heats
Brazilian sports-fan culture is bizarre and terrifying. The only time I’ve ever heard booing at a Olympic medal ceremony was in Brazil whenever their athlete missed gold or the podium. A true cultural phenomenon deserved of being studied.
Chan-ka no like being in the land of the lost… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Cry is free
losers stay cry
Griff won. Probably should have won by more than he did.
Joe’s fault. First line, USA vs Brazil. Nah man, João v Griff.
Chanka should shut his hole.
He should forever hide his nappy dome in shame for the rip-off v. Geiselman in the ’22 US Open semis.
THAT was a joke
but Dale Webster died!!
surfing cold shitty waves? RIP.
tomorrows BG news!
yeah ……even harder in coooold shitttty waves…… https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/dale-webster-surfer-who-rode-waves-for-14-642-consecutive-days-dies-aged-77/ar-AA1KsM9x?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=83aaf43aaa5a4dd5ae04da9308b16f46&ei=12
14,642 days consecutive surf days……yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Griff escalator was a bit obvious yesterday.
I just keep hearing Joe yelling “COLAPINTO! WHO ARE YOU?!”. fuck me
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