Build a commune around your little tank, chop hops into the sunset forever more, wife sharing etc.
If you’ll stroll back in time to last week, you might’ve seen, or not, we were going through an editing software change the time and I couldn’t find the button to make the story visible, a backyard wave pool made by three friends in Prescott, Arizona.
Ben Gravy, a high-end intermediate surfer and novelty wave maestro from New Jersey, revealed the little wave pool took four months to build, is made from off-the-shelf nuke reactor parts and rarely breaks down.
Gravy reported, “It was a massive layout with 3-4ft perfect waves pumping through on command.”
After that flurry of publicity, the three owners have decided to sell the wave pool, along with forty hectares of prime Arizona desert and a Spanish style hacienda, which also includes a chicken coop.
3 bedroom, 3 bathroom, 2 parcels merged into 1 with zoning to build 3 more homes. 40-acres fully fenced.
1 casita with full bathroom, 1 full hook up RV pad, 2 RV water/power hook ups.
New Innovative wave pool built by The Wave Source. The pool was recently built as a proof of concept which is now available for sale including the property it’s on.
Wave pool is much more efficient than typical wave machines and much cheaper to produce 1 wave. Purchase includes 1 year of maintenance and 24/7 tech support on software.
Horse corrals, barn, tack room, hay storage, and round pen included. Dog kennels, chicken coop, storage sheds, and large garage.
Investment opportunity to rent this property daily to offer a private surf resort.
Located in Northern Arizona – 25 miles from Costco, In N Out, Hotels,Trader Joe’s, and several other retailers. 30 miles from nearest Air Port.
I’m guessing that figure is pretty negotiable so let’s put it at ten mill.
You in? Build a commune around your little tank, chop hops into the sunset forever more, wife sharing, communal child-rearing, psychedelic drug ceremonies on important occasions, yom kippur, winter solstice etc?
I think I can count surf ads, negatron as early starters.
1. if it comes with a bronzed Rick Kane statue at the entrance, im in.
2. if Ben Gravy is a high-end intermediate, i need to reevaluate where i land on the timeline..
Ben surfs damn good. Show us your pics bro
He does! A high-end intermediate!
shoulda clarified:: im waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy below the wax on Ben Gravy’s deck…. then a couple fathoms deeper!!!!!!
The spliced photos on instagram look like he’s kite surfing.
Are you and Deeks the same person?
Nahnah some don’t like to scroll…fair enough. And marxis sharper than me
Reading between the lines….Owners already bored of novelty pool and upkeep of a property of that size. Wait till early fall arguably the best season in AZ. Call Ben Gravy to hype up via his social media presence. List at absurd price while iron is hot and warranty still in tact. Price drop. Price drop. Eventually de-list. Then re-list. 15 mil=pipe dream. Not 3-4 ft.
Reading the actual lines, the guys behind it probably live in San Clemente as that is where they are looking for engineers. Guaranteed the $15 mil doesn’t buy the wave tech and since it is homemade, likely can’t be fixed by anyone except the trippers that built it.
That pool has brain eating amoeba written all over it.
aka world’s surfiest rattlesnake pit
Fiddy bucks.
Xox
Whatayatalkinabeet?
Hhhmmmmmmnnnn cuntz.
Xox
50 Hamsammishes
We wont’ tell you were it is, won’t tell you how it works, and won’t disclose how much it costs to run, but give us $15,000,000 for a glorified skimboard pool. Good luck with that one.
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Wave tank kite surfing…a new era
I thought you’d drawn a marionet before I read the comment, quite apt for monsour Gravy.
Theyre probly more like early finishers
Hahaha settle down tiger.
Xox
Not enough drugs or wives out there for this.
Can I get one of many patriot/xian nationalist/white nationalist/anti immigrant militia groups in AZ for security? Or should I hire Navajo drug dealing heavies(kinda like the north shore)? How many hours from Sedona or Pizzeria Bianco?
Like to check out Bianco’s spot.. My side hustle for the past three summers has been running a wood fired oven. Cranking out wood fired pizza on the weekends.
It’s all about the dough. Cold ferment that shit at least 2 days.
Its an art! Was watching a short on “Una” in NYC looks like his dough pretty wet and made and fired same day.
Would be better if it was on indigenous lands. Then you could set up a casino and a dispensary and have daily comps where spectators can puff on peace pipes and guzzle local craft brews while munching on bison burgers as they watch and bet on match-ups between various resident and visiting pro surfers….
Maybe the occasional peyote ceremony for rich white truth seekers?
BEACH GRIT BATHS
Surf Resort Desert Spa & Ballet Center
Here’s an applicant for janitor…
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Founder of the Chas Smith Center for Ballet Dads
Do they allow drag queens in Arizona?
Couldn’t be any worse than Yeppoon
Worse than whose poon ?