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AOC gives hell to a lil Rockaway Beach slider.

“Still in the kook trenches” The Squad’s AOC pivots to surfing as country burns to ground

“She’s got it going on. I’d hit it like the fist of an angry god."

There’s not a man or gal among the generally left-leaning, politically curious surf fans here at BeachGrit who isn’t in thrall to the magic of Bronx-raised democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, whom we know and adore simply as AOC.

AOC, who is just thirty-five despite being around forever, was the youngest woman ever elected to congress (sworn in 2019, aged 29) and is the hub around which The Squad revolves, that group of sassy lawmakers that includes Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib.

AOC’s striking appearance—dem titties, as they say —has sparked widespread commentary, from admiration to objectification. This intersects with sexism in politics, as she noted in a 2020 New Yorker interview: “The idea that a woman can be as powerful as a man… drives them crazy.”

Notable quotes about AOC’s sexy.

Democrat lawyer Pam Keith: “What really bothers Trumpers about @AOC is not just that she is this unabashed, fearless, joyful, powerful, persuasive, intelligent and truly progressive leader, but that despite all of that, they still find her HOT!”

Quora user: “She’s as intelligent as a box of rocks and her ideology sucks ass. Other than that, she’s got it going on. I’d hit it like the fist of an angry god.”

Recently, AOC revealed she’d been hittin’ the surf at New York’s famous Rockaway Beach.

“I have been taking surfing lessons. Still in the beginner kook trenches, but celebrating my last time on a foam board. Graduating to a hard top next session. It’s fun to learn new things! Even if you look like a goober at the beginning.”

https://bsky.app/profile/aoc.bsky.social/post/3lzpbowjmy22v

Wise words, yes, although not surprising from the accomplished congresswoman turned Vulnerable Adult Learner surfer.

What type of surfer do you think AOC would be in the water? An egalitarian who believes in equality of outcome whatever the rider’s skill level? Who believes waves are an infinite resource and that all waves are the same. 

Or no?

Also, was this the video that made you fall in love with AOC?

Leaked video of dancing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez goes viral
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Mike

We should settle this with a “Kook Off” AOC, Tulsi, Ivanka, Zuckerberg, and Prince Harry! The wild card is everyone is packing a 9mm. Last women standing my $ on Tulsi 🤣

Brutus

we had a woman right wing politician over here , called Pauline Hanson who wanted to ban asians/ME peoples from immigration…..also she considers herself and Indigenous Australian…because she was born in austrlia….there’s a classic confrontation with her and a young Koori woman at Uluru……..where the young lady told her take her bullshit and her colonial heritage and fuck off back to UK…….so there’s a white woman /MAGA lover ….but is she a Native australian,LOL!

MaxNeoprene

Derek you’re a dick

Mochillupo

Dislike her ideology very much but you’d do in a heartbeat before the middle aged latino bod arrives

Happy Camper

you’re an angry elf.

Happy Camper

seems you never studied anatomy.

The Bitchy Crab

Yay everyone!

RJ

her poo stance very closely resembles the stance of Italo or Caroline Marks

Barrelled

Forgot the meds this morning or what?

Happy Camper

*small editorial note.
AOC was not raised in The Bronx. She was raised in the lovely small town of Yorktown….

from her website bio: Born in the Parkchester neighborhood of The Bronx, Alexandria’s parents moved the family 30 minutes north to Yorktown in search of a stronger public school for her and her brother.

Yorktown is a suburb of New York City with a population of 35,969. Yorktown is in Westchester County and is one of the best places to live in New York.
Living in Yorktown offers residents a sparse suburban feel and most residents own their homes.

The Bitchy Crab

I apologise for mistake.

Happy Camper

HA!
you owe me!

The Bitchy Crab

Anything you want, need, you just yelp.

Happy Camper

just some crabby love, mate……some crabby love.

Brutus

impressive at last a response with facts…this could be a turning point for maga’s?

Happy Camper

are you engraving slogans on bullets again?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

“didn’t think” We know.

Tom House

What’s not to like.

Tom House

I know it’s impossible for right wingers to understand the difference but the left is about equality of opportunity, not equality of outcomes but don’t let me get in the way of winking your way toward embracing fascism.

Rocks local

except that they very often (almost always) use outcomes as a proxy for opportunity , which leads to the current world where for all practical purposes they are focused on outcomes, which results in much of the dumb assed ness we see on the left … and this coming from someone who is generally more left than right.

Picard Madeoff

But do you ride goofy like Picard?

Rocks local

you mean goofy like AOC??? ha, no, just a regular Joe , unfortunately

Picard Madeoff

The “equality of opportunity” the left was rightfully about died years ago when they realized that consolidation of power and a push towards Euro style socialism(aka the nanny state) MUST be the focus. And that focus is an at all costs focus and a big part of the dynamic that allowed Trump to get elected.

Tom House

What consolidation of power? Did I miss a leftist period in politics?

Picard Madeoff

Keep this our secret but “consolidation of power and a push towards Euro style socialism” IS the left’s focus. To deny this obvious focus is to be unaware.

Tom House

And how close have they come to that goal? How much power would you say they’ve consolidated?

Picard Madeoff

“They” didn’t achieve the goal so here is some quick history of the Biden presidency, aka the Biden Collective in the pursuit of consolidating power across the state and federal level while pursuing a Euro style nanny state objective that fortunately wasn’t achieved. Lets revisit the Collectives unnecessary 2nd injection of COVID-19 cash or roughly $1.9 trillion under the American Rescue Plan Act. The Collective wanted to further development of the nanny state so money must be spent to keep the natives happy while throwing gasoline on an economy fire that now, as in today, is coming back to haunt the 2025 economy. Pair that cash with $2.2 trillion from the Build Back Better Act which primarily focused on Euro style climate change and social policy to further the nanny state agenda in an attempt match the socialist “success” of European countries the Collective ached to copy. Yes more efforts and taxpayer dollars spent in an attempt to consolidate power just like the failing EU economies.

Surely you were watching the Collective dole out fed funds and grants to drive “policy” at the state level and inject federal involvement in virtually every aspect of local governance? Can you say consolidate power? Such excessive federal interference inhibits policy competition among states, as well as the relative transparency and accountability of state-level and local-level regulation. It also impedes the ability of both citizens and businesses to escape flawed policies by crossing state borders

BUT wait and you can’t make this shit up as the wildest effort of the Collective involved a network of government agencies and private entities that created a “censorship machine” that coerces media outlets into a consensus on favored messaging. So as has been revealed by none other than surf bro Mark Zuckerberg paired with Jack Dorsey’s bizarre decision to sell Twitter knowing full well his government sponsored censorship was about to get exposed thereby killing his golden goose. This paired with the Collective’s successful efforts around the Sovietization of the MSM to one-party orthodoxy was fascinating and horrifying IF one paid attention. Again, can you say an attempt to consolidate power?
However ugly it may be, the US can thank Elon for doing his part by bringing back free speech to X as Dorsey was and is a gutless man! So now we watch the Trump freakshow…

Mike

Obama

Tom House

Are you just typing the name of a president you know?

Happy Camper

based on the profile(s) of your assassins, violent mobs and rioters, I agree…..the left is all about equal opportunity when it comes to violence.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5507682-doj-removes-far-right-extremism-study/

DOJ quietly removes study showing right wing attacks ‘outpace’ those by left
by Rebecca Beitsch – 09/17/25 11:15 AM ET

Happy Camper

Did you read the study, which was created by a far left wing group in 2024 and includes everything from a conservative taking off their covid face diaper to refusing to get vaccinated to questioning the 2020 election to police and military events to domestic violence to Jussee Smallets staged beat down or a crewman tying a garage pull down to the door in a Nascar garage……..and everything else under the sun that the left wants to use as propaganda.

this study…..done in 2024, is so vague and broad-scoped that even you would be labeled a right wing extremest.

they removed it because it is complete and utter bullshit posted the same time as the first Trump/Biden debate, posted by the Biden administration to try to win an election by labeling the right as extremists.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Happy what is going to happen after Halloween and the scary far left people go away??

The Bitchy Crab

What happens next?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

When? Where? Hopefully some waves from this hurricane forming offshore. Btw, got this one over 100 comments. Well played. If only Otto weren’t glamping in Montana, you’d be over 200.

I don’t miss him at all.

Happy Camper

people will be safe.

Brutus

not with right wing gun totin donkey’s!

Happy Camper

you do know that the donkey is the symbol for democrats, dont you?

Brutus

just seeing if you could post a fact…….??

The Bitchy Crab

Very good retort.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Oh goddess, not you too. I need some Tylenol.

Mike

Get pregnant first

Brutus

Now there’s an interesting opinion….the far left study according to Happy is propaganda about right wing extremists or do you have a link to what you based your opinion on….the left tried to paint trump as right wing extremist?
I think we can all clearly see now this administration is right wing extremist…relative to Biden.
when you take into account the current stats on ICE/Trumps call on domestic violence is not a crime/ hate your opponents and wish them no success/300 m people died from drug overdoses/immigration is evil /climate change is a hoax….and now tylenol…..
I agree there are left and right extremists…..but the current Government is right of right…relative to the USA’a history!

Mike

Since when The bar has moved so left all normies are right wingers

Tom House

I mean, there are about 1,000x more instances of right wing violence in the US but it’s a huge mistake to assume the left won’t also be violent, I agree

Happy Camper

you are probably correct if you include the 01-06-2021 *imbroglio, as the data does…..However, when it comes to brainwashed psycho, left wing gay activists and the ANTIFA and BLM socialist/marxist fascists, the left has the right beat by far.

*imbroglio not to be confused with Imbruglia, who is still much more the babe than crazy eyed VALexandria Cortez.

Tom House

Yes, I agree with your *very astute* point that there are more left wing gay activists on the left than there are on the right.

NEGATRON

The stats on right wingers in the closet are also very much in the closet too.

Mike

🤣

Sit down to pee

I’m amazed you haven’t covered the Surfer magazine forums closing on 1 October after which Beach Grit will be the only place left on the internet to talk shit about surfing.

Rocks local

can always still compete for ‘comment on the month’ on that ‘premium’ site

Jimmy the Saint

Thank god for that, I was just thinking the one thing that Beach Grit is missing these days, aside from wave pool articles and Australian real estate updates is not having enough politics in the comments section!

Antipodes

Agreed. I want to argue about fin systems and the entrenched anti goofy bias of the WSL. Politics not so much.

JSC

Sharks, more sharks.

Sharks sell better than sex or property deals.

The Bitchy Crab

Someone sent and then I forgot to post. This morn, Negs emailed so yes, coming! Did you frequent?

Sit down to pee

I did for a while but the forum members were a tough crowd though they did pay to send Dale Webster to Surfer awards. 20 years of surf culture are about to be erased.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Just about to nose dive is pic being the surfing side of this article?

Stick man

Not even half as corrupt as the current administration of thugs and villains and wanna be dick-tators.

Happy Camper

Stick to the subject Man.

this article’s about AOC. plenty more about trump and the current admin coming soon, for you to rage on.

Stick man

Crappy response Hamper

Happy Camper

haha. well played.

The Bitchy Crab

JD Vance I quite like. Is that so wrong?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Yes.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Judging by the photo I would say she leans too far to the left and needs to swing right a little more often. That and get her front foot pointed forward…..

notsurfingtoday

She’s better looking than Bernie Sanders i’ll give her that. Maybe there’s hope for some Dem titties ruling ‘merica for once.

deeks

tough crowd…she’s got a vagina for Christ’s sake


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