The genius of Griffin Colapinto, “Do world champions speak negatively, judge, gossip, complain?”

"We learned how frequency, atoms, molecules, brain waves and energy play a massive role in our universe."

The man described as surfing’s Gandhi and, lately, a disciple of the charismatic faith healer Joe Dispenza, California’s Griffin Colapinto, came within the slimmest margin of forcing eventual world champ Yago Dora into a sudden-death playoff heat yesterday.

It was a deliberate play, Slater-esque in its all complex beauty, that went mostly unreported – Longtom a rare soul who picked up on it – and unmentioned in the highlights package by the WSL.

To recap. Fifty-six seconds on the clock. Griff needs a nine-ish. Yago has priority. Set comes. Griff takes off knowing Yago will be compelled to block. Griff pin drops out of the lip, scoops his board out of the foam, catches the wave behind, surfs with rock-and-cock bravado and, but for a displaced water molecule, only…just…fails to squeeze out of the draining inside tube and, likely, the winning score.

Watch here, all cued up etc.

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It was a genius move and confirmation, perhaps, that it was his time with Joe Dispenza that gave him the tools to remain calm in the moment, almost achieve his goal and then, in the aftermath of his loss, accept the result with good humour.

As Griffin Colapinto wrote after a Dispenza retreat,

You are the Source! This past week I had the opportunity to go to a week long @drjoedispenza retreat with a collective of 2,000 human beings who were all there, either to Heal themselves of life threatening diseases and traumas, or just better themselves as people and to live a happier life. On this retreat we ended up meditating a total of 35 hours and all the other time we were being informed on the PURPOSE and SCIENCE behind these meditations. That way when we went into the meditation we had a strong BELIEF and DIRECTION of what we were doing.

I’ll tell you right now. It was one of the best weeks of my life! I’m leaving this retreat with so much love in my heart and an understanding of how POWERFUL us humans Beings actually are. This Practice is changing the world for the better and that is why I’m sharing.

So, when I first showed up I had a thought that I wouldn’t share this on social media, just due to the fact that I thought I could use this Practice to have an edge on my competitors in my Surf Events.

But as the week went on I realized that would be a very limited thing to do and An Unlimited Person does not behave that way. An Unlimited person shares their secrets.

I learned that to Attract the things we want in our life, it takes a clear intention, an open mind, and an open heart.

It’s also important to walk, talk, and act as the person who has already achieved their dreams. So for instance, I wanna be a world champion surfer. I must walk, talk, and act like it. Do world champions speak negatively, judge, gossip, complain? Those are all limited actions.

So to have the awareness to not fall to the limited and stay unlimited is very important. In these meditations is were we strengthen that awareness. We draw the events to us by changing our bad habits and become a new person.

Then the rest is up to life, god, source, the universe, to Attract your clear intention when you least expect it. In a very MAGICAL way!

The thing about this retreat that’s really game changing is the science side of it. We learned all about frequency, atoms, molecules, brain waves, energy etc. and the way they play a massive role in our universe.

Witch is a huge part of why this is changing the world! It doesn’t discriminate. It doesn’t matter if you are religious or Athiest. The science Is what bridges the gap and unites every one of us.

Another mind blowing experience was the Coherence Healing. We witnessed some very surreal moments in this meditation. All I’ll say is if I had an illness, the first thing I would do is go for a coherence healing.

I mean 2,000 people all in the same room with the same intention to heal those before them by sending them their love energy. Cancer, Tumors, Als, blind, loss of hearing, liver disease, depression and much more. We witnessed these healings first hand!

We are all part of a web, each and every one of us is connected to it. A change or healing in just one person affects the web and Change creates new possibilities. Your personality creates your personal reality!

Clearly our world is not in its best state right now. But don’t worry because there’s a higher consciousness emerging! I saw it and felt it.

Etc.

I doubt it’s a coincidence that Kelly Slater, a very successful pro surfer, counts Australian faith-healer Charlie Goldsmith as a close friend. 

Anyone else got Griff for a 2026 crown? Shreds Pipe as good as he hits Abu Dhabi, Peniche, Bells and so on.

And, as a side-note, y’hear that when Volcom resigned their team there were no bonus clauses? Welcome to the cruel new surf industry.

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Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago

And you guys say that the brazzos are annoying… This is next level stuff…

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
1 year ago

Bit late to the party, but if it was Joe “The Wisdom Dispenser” Dispenza that manifested Griff’s heat strategy genius and Gandhi calm in those dying seconds, what the fuck is his coach doing except hanging on for the financial ride etc?

Funnily enough, Pickles ditched her full-time “coach” Glenn Hall at the start of the season. Wins world title. Go figure! Coaches will have a hard time justifying their jobs (and salaries) over the off-season…

Jack John Johnson
Jack John Johnson
1 year ago

When/where is this year’s BG conference/retreat?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago

Somewhere not near the ocean.

Jack John Johnson
Jack John Johnson
1 year ago

Lemoore?

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago

he witnessed cancer being cured firsthand?
wtf bro, you witnessed money being transferred from your account to joe dispenzas you dopey fuckin rube.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  RQ.

Open your chakra, brother!

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago

and your wallet!

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

Chakra Khan
Chakra khan
Baby ‘oh Chakra Khan!

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

Good God

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
1 year ago

Griff needs to manifest a ladder sponsorship

KnostMalone
KnostMalone
1 year ago

The real travesty is the last part of the article. NO WORLD TITLE BONUS FROM V-CO!

Leosurf1
Leosurf1
1 year ago
Reply to  KnostMalone

The world title is supposed to be the biggest bonus payday in surfing and yago gets Nothing!? Zilch?
This deserves it’s own article more than a competitive surfer (the first loser) merely surfing competitively.
Past world title winners got PAID for that board real estate. Yago did his damn job to the best possible level it could be done. He’s supposed to get way more bonus than prize money for the event and instead the skinny goat gets a goose egg

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  Leosurf1

Yago Dora the Pauline Menczer of Gen Z!.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago

What does BG have to do to manifest finals write ups from JP and Jen See?

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

Who cares. This site is done for a while. Go pick flowers

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
1 year ago
Reply to  deeks

Now till April is a lot of flowers.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

$$

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago

Click refresh!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago

what is this brand new thing meditation?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

It’s kind of like this. My life has been so much better since I embraced you and stopped calling you a fuckwit. Big love Bexy! We are all one. Except for JSC, he is a weird cunt.
Xox

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Really?
Haha thats awesome!!
maybe i was being a fukwit, but just for a larf.
And im getting JSCs book.
il report on it
Oxo

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Haha fuck hey. I can’t wait to finger my bumhole over that article gee wizz!
Xox

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Pace yourself

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

a possible relation to mediation…so when mediating , be careful of self harm from meditating…..blanking the mind out …now there’s NO thought?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Im sticking with medication,

bob
bob
1 year ago

Does Griff have it in himself to become the cult leader or will he forever follow?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

Witch is a huge part of why this is changing the world! why Griffin lost.

Hippy
Hippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

He learned to meditate, not spell

#sanclementeschoolsystem

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Hippy

that too……

the more notable point for me was “Witch (Dispenza) is a huge part of why this is changing the world!”

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

😂

Keepingitreal61
Keepingitreal61
1 year ago

Griff wouldn’t have got the score even if he came out of that barrel. Close but no cigar, Yago is on another level compared to Griff. Good riddance to the stupid final 5 concept. Thankfully the best surfers for 2025 emerged victorious.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
1 year ago

2 big turns and a deep tube- would have made the judges think real hard.

Keepingitreal61
Keepingitreal61
1 year ago

Yes you’re right and that’s why I said close but no cigar. The obvious difference was the amount of spray Yago was throwing compared to Griff. With the judges a fair distance away those two big turns you mentioned would be scored lower than his previous heats purely by accurate comparison. Yago did not hold back with his power and speed.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

9.33 it wasn’t, even with thinking hard.

Hippy
Hippy
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I didn’t think so either, but I was impressed by Griff all day

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Hippy

He’s hitting beast mode.

Hippy
Hippy
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

The format is nearly impossible for a lower seed

Griff gritted it out, Yago was fresh and hungry

Hard to beat the gold jersey that way

Rocks local
Rocks local
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

if turpel’s orgasmic call of Griff’s last wave were any reflection of the judges’ reaction, he might have gotten a 10.33

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Griff and Yago are on the same level.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yeah man remember that fucking rotator at Margsss…. geezus!

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Surfing maybe… But Yago is the real deal.
Grilo nows better, he was a punk rocker.
No selfhealing and fakegurus at the Dora house. True Surfers.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Barton Lins

Yeah he’s legit and seems extremely grounded. Cant see him falling into the cult of celebrity like Italo & Gabby.

Anon
Anon
1 year ago

I don’t know mate, he went for a wave with less than a minute remaining cause he had no other option, and had to abort when Yago went. Calling that genius is a bit of a stretch

bob
bob
1 year ago
Reply to  Anon

Agreed, even the most simple among us would have excellent comp strategy if we’d surfed the same number heats as Griff, the physical side is another story.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Anon

Spot on. Hard to imagine that was intentional. The wave he took off on wasn’t the next wave, rather it was 2 waves out, no way he saw that. Not to mention, it wasn’t a 9.33 regardless of whether he made it out. Still exciting for a surf contest but, nah.

Hippy
Hippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

He kind of had to do something with the clock winding down

Tom
Tom
1 year ago

Life is meaningless!!!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Tom

What do you mean?

Tom
Tom
1 year ago

Its ok – if you heard of Landmark you will know
That was end of 2-3 days and people melted down.
I laughed my head off

Did that course fair few years ago with the wife – it did help us relationship wise

But i’m good – love life mate too much surfing still to do

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Tom

Im not familiar but i got a cheap tiket to a Anthony robbins 3 day thing and it was pretty good apart from a burnt toe doing the firewalk.

Hippy
Hippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Tom

Told a woman that stepped on an ant trail that the ants she just killed were as important to time as she was and nothing she accomplished meant any more than the ants building a hill, just different scale.

She began to correct me citing her religion, but I continued walking

Rocks local
Rocks local
1 year ago
Reply to  Hippy

always best to keep walking in those circumstances

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Better to even pick up the pace.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Id be running if some hippy nutter told me that, thatz hannibal lector talk

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago

RIP cunts closing stores in latest press release.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
1 year ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

volcom?

Yomar
Yomar
1 year ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

that’s Volcom’s ultimate anti-establishment power move.

Hippy
Hippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

Who cares

Wear someone else’s advertising


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