Birthplace of modern progressive surfing becomes flashpoint in America’s culture war

"Chaos and confusion."

Yesterday, southern California was bifurcated, Los Angeles split from San Diego as the 5 freeway became shuttered at Lower Trestles, former home of the World Surf League Finals Day, future site of the 2028 Olympics, birthplace-ish of modern progressive shortboarding.

Thousands of commuters were left stuck, unable to surf progressively. Train passengers also rotten in coaches, being able to look the liquid “skatepark” but not touch.

The reason for all the mayhem, America’s gaping political divide. Vice-President JD Vance, MAGA scion, was at Camp Pendleton, the large Marine base, to celebrate the Corps 250 birthday, wanting to see some bangs and booms. The Marines have not run any live ammunition drills over the interstate in over a decade but decided yesterday was the day and made a report that the roads and tracks could stay open.

Vance watched the action, which featured F-18 and F-35 flyovers, parachute landings, Navy Seals swimming ashore, offshore destroyers and amphibious ships, simulated village explosions, and MH-60 helicopters dropping additional Seals over the water, from the top of a big truck.

California’s governor, Gavin Newsom, furious at the show of force, demanded the roads must be shut, citing “extreme life safety risk and distraction to drivers, including sudden, unexpected, and loud explosions,” and declaring, “The President is putting his ego over responsibility with this disregard for public safety. Firing live rounds over a busy highway isn’t just wrong – it’s dangerous. Using our military to intimidate people you disagree with isn’t strength – it’s reckless, it’s disrespectful, and it’s beneath the office he holds. Law and order? This is chaos and confusion.”

The day also just so happened to be a day of planned protests around the United States for those on the left branded “No Kings Day.

Lowers stuck in the middle with you.

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Gil Gilbert
Gil Gilbert
11 months ago

They should have built the toll road through that monstrosity. What a cluster fuck.

Stick man
Stick man
11 months ago

Surfed ‘Merica’s this morning…super crossed-up and divided split-peaks. Couple sick Lefts but even more sick Rights, depending on who you talk to. Definitely crowded. Lots of guns in the line-up too. Foreign surfers beware of the local enforcers. If you know of another spot, you should go there if it’s not too walled.

Jack English
Jack English
11 months ago

I was told they shot off around six missiles then the CHP told them no more – the night before they shut down the 5 N for the VP arrival to Oside.

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
11 months ago

My dad and crew used to go down to Trestles knowing that they were going to shoot over their heads to try to scare them in. Nothing to complain about these days other than the hoards of ebike riding rich kids that surf like they are on tour.

Mike
Mike
11 months ago

Thanks to Obama(the ultimate diversity hire that all us gullible democrats voted for) his yes on prop 50 comercial during the 49rs game and subsequently every day until the special election will pretty much take the super lib majority to a monolitthic jerrymadered lib state. As natives move east illegals will be moving west. Sad!!!

M.
M.
11 months ago
Reply to  Mike

You think Otto will leave his Armenian wife behind when he escapes to Montana(?) ?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
11 months ago

I thought Noosa or Honolua bay was the birthplace of modern progressive surfing?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
11 months ago

Merica dun stole the birthplace

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
11 months ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

I think it’s our very own serf journalist making fake birth certificates.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
11 months ago

But will he answer for his crimes?

Only Donald Fagen knows for sure!

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
11 months ago

Considering all the crap Newsom has done to California…with illegal immigration, the fires, covid regs, etc. his name should be supplanted for the word “kook”.
ie: “you’re such a Gavin”
“damn, that Gavin just burned me”.
“NICE CUTBACK, GAVIN”.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
11 months ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Imagine the oil slick in the water if that wannabe hairdresser ever entered the water?

Mike
Mike
11 months ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

The marine bird rescue would have to be called in.

Preston
Preston
11 months ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Are you sure you’re ready to give that up?

HamSammish
HamSammish
11 months ago

Lots of booming goin on all the time at Pendleton. No reason to close roads other than to piss people off and blame the Commander In Chief. Give Vance a HamSammish. OooooRaaaaa!!!!!

Brutus
Brutus
11 months ago
Reply to  HamSammish

I think that it was the commander of Vice…with the secretary of whore…….what a show….

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
11 months ago

Would have gone but my bone spurs were acting up and hurt too much.

Brutus
Brutus
11 months ago

fuck yeah…..drove down from SC to O/side at 10.30am……who doesnt love to see blokes blowing up shit…the airshow was fantastic……and all ya had to do was check the traffic…..a couple of hrs all back to normal……

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
11 months ago
Reply to  Brutus

We arrived at SanO at 8am Saturday. Shockingly
short line, maybe 20 mins and we were in. The airshow was off the charts and the 5 was still closed(winning Charlie Sheen style!) at Basilone when we jumped on around 2:30.

Almost as exciting as an Elo led WSL finals at Lowers…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
11 months ago

Cunts fucked.
Xox

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
11 months ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Ken Oates what a massive shit cunt ay. Has a really chubby, smug, punchable head too

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
11 months ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Team Trump are so good at trolling the left.


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