No peace in our time.
Wild times, these. Surf-rich San Diego cut off from neighboring surf-poor Los Angeles while Marines shoot rockets over the 5 freeway to honor Vice-President JD Vance, surf industry power couple Mossimo Giannulli and Aunt Becky kaput after the former was allegedly caught tomcattin’ around town and influential surf brand Hurley wading into the most controversial topic in these extremely polarized times.
Namely, what is the best Halloween candy?
The once must-have boardshort purveyor, now also a market leader in beard oil and fingernail clippers, took to Facebook, just moments ago, with a provocative post simply reading “best halloween candy” with an arrow pointing downward, encouraging its vast fanbase to rip each other to shreds.
Those who prefer snack-sized Butterfingers certain to decapitate the staid snack-sized Snickers crowd. Those who enjoy the miniature Reeses Peanut Butter Cups ready to take up arms. The Almond Joy crew salivating to finally end Mounds once and for all.
The “dude on street” who “used to pop popcorn on his driveway” currently polishing his musket.
Mayhem certain to follow.
I don’t dare wonder… but I can’t help myself.
Are you a Twizzler?
Please say no or I might be forced to string you up from my Red Rope.
Fuck Hurley. Even burnt down that NSSA tracksuit they gave me that one time..
Rocks on his left, Otto in the middle. With dogs about to shiv Otto’s liver.
a whooo
The airshow from San O was cool today https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Was up at the HB Cliffs midday—they flew a couple of Blackhawks about 100 feet off the water over me in the direction of the No Kings protest at the pier
So the chopper pilots were participating in No Kings…
yes, exactly!
Carob-coated pickled egg halves are always popular.
Or Shih Tzu poo in a Ferrero Rocher wrapper…
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If Twizzler wasn’t a licorice it’d be a CI model.
The Twizzler
The Two Twizzler
The Twizzler Everyday
The Twizzler Traveler
The Big Twizzler
Twizzler Joe
What’s that screen grab from?
I used to lurve me some butterfingers, but recently got hold of one and was mightily disappointed.
Found out the company was sold a few years back and new owners changed the recipe, for the worse. Used to have a real complexity to the flavour with amazing texture to the layered flakiness of whatever the hell that stuff is. Even a stale, ancient Butterfinger was a treat to behold.
Now; monotone flavour and a lifeless texture reminiscent of… badness.
Very sad.
I’ll vote for anyone who vows to Make Butterfingers Great Again.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwerBFJ5Ceo
Last decent thing Danzig ever did.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhoq95LKo2E
“Sometimes to have a good time, you have to dress a little lame”
Amazing
Everything looks good…Butterfingers?
Ohtani v igarashi??
Ohtani.
The best Halloween candies are the ones you don’t give to the kids…
Candy for Fun Guys?
doesn’t leave mushroom for the imagination…