We have reached the singularity.
We have now, officially, read peak Roganian. The moment when the big wave surf stud Shane Dorian and world’s most popular podcaster Joe Rogan become impossible to differentiate. The moment achieved, days ago, after Dorian traveled to Mexico for further stem cell treatments.
Taking to Instagram, the 53-year-old shared that he was back in Mexico for more stem cell treatments, a journey he began a few years ago. “Getting update MRIs to see my improvements in the discs in my spine after 2 years, Dorian posted. “It’s been a huge difference in my quality of life day-to-day and my ability to do the things I love to do- surf and train and bowhunt and snowboard whenever I can. Also doing genetic testing and DEXA scan. The DEXA is to learn about my skeletal muscle mass, bone density and bone mass. Also doing hyperbaric chamber, NAD, Myers cocktail and Ozone therapy each day.”
Very exciting.
Equally exciting, though, the singularity. When presented with pictures of Joe Rogan and Shane Dorian, the general public only gets the answer right 50% of the time, the surfing public 50% of the time, the MMA public 50% of the time.
In other words, Rogan and Dorian are identical.
Now, do you think part of the reason for this is the embrace of progressive health modalities? Hyperbaric chamber, NAD, Myers cocktail, stem cell stuff and Ozone therapy contributing to a overall samsies?
Or were they always destined to be monozygotic?
Something to think about.
David Lee Scales and I did not discuss, anyhow, during our weekly chat but we did get right on in to Dan Mann’s feet.
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Twins separated at birth.
Angry old bald white men.
(sez me; with 4/5 of those qualities)
Rogain-ian
What’s so ironic is even with all the benefits, the stem cell enhancement has still no proven defence against great white or truck collisions, rendering all that investment highly riskaaee
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OH YEAH!!!
Difference being I reckon I could fuck Dorian up in a fight but Joe would kick my arse
You would be In Gods Hands.
Dont even want to google what these things are, as my search algorithm will turn my internet device into a rightwing—lunatic-conspiracy antenna
Search the joys of docking! And Dutch Rudder!
Xox
Pretty interesting stuff but what happened to his mate on the last visit should give you pause
Shane looking much more like Dr. Evil (Austin Powers) than Rogan.
or his cat
Wish I had enough cha ching to go do all that try to live forever crap.
just buy a pack of smokes and call it a day.
Not to worry my friend…You and All humans are alive now and forevermore.
“What if I told you there’s a Clinic in Mexico that makes you younger and younger and all I can think about is going again and again.”
I think stem cell injections abroad like early days of flying. Encouraging results but many deaths and disasters. Eagerly awaiting it to come into the mainstream etc.
The “progressive health modalities” very well might be a good thing. On the flip side, some of it might be bad. Not sure that’s known yet from a scientific standpoint. But if you want to be a test pilot, go for it. Occy once called Shane a “test pilot” and Shane replied “testah “ in one of the WA McCoy Billabong flicks. Classic moment.