“No matter what your instinct tells you, face the shark. You have to, because it's the predator-prey dynamic."
As Australia attempts to adapt to a new reality where Great White attacks on surfers have become more than an abstract concept, Kelly Slater, greatest ever etc, has issued timely advice on what to do if confronted by a shark.
And it’s real simple: get in its beak.
Kelly Slater says the predator-prey dynamic is the main reason you wanna get in front of the shark thereby upturning you from food to beast.
“If you ever find yourself in a situation in the ocean with a shark, face the shark,” says Slater. “No matter what your instinct tells you, face the shark. You have to, because it’s the predator-prey dynamic.
“See, if a lion is spotted, the game changes. With sharks, it’s no different. If you stare at a shark, it notices: ‘Oh, I’ve been noticed.’ I’ve seen some of those people who swim with sharks in Hawaii, the tiger sharks, doing experiments to film and show the reaction.
“The shark is 20 or 30 yards away; if you swim away, thrashing, the shark comes quickly. But as soon as you turn and face the shark, it slows down to half its speed and calms down; this happens because they’re investigating. Things that thrash around look like they’re dying, and sharks are the cleaners of the ocean.”
Kelly Slater’s advice brings to mind a terrific story by Nick Carroll from some years ago where he described being stalked by a shark and instead of steam-boating onto the beach he stuck his head underwater and stared the dreadful creature down, forcing the fish to flee for its life.
At the time, I thought it was one of the bravest and masculine things a man could do.
Have you tried?
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https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Manny Puig gives the same advice and he knows sharks.
And is a Florida boy too………………..
Kelly Slater, expert on everything!
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Move over Chuck Norris, Kelly Slater is in the house 💪
Nothing like taking scientific advice from the guy that never finished high school.
Just like Kelly did to that GW in the final against Julian at J-Bay.
problem is not everybody has nc’s scary ugly face…
All shark apologists are fools, and definitely dont Surf.
Great whitey is an ambush predator. You don’t get a chance to give them the stare down.
Same for a bullshark, often swimming near the sea floor
The toughest and manliest thing that a dude can do is fuck another dude. That’s heavy.
xox
Haha jeezus ..whilst staring each other down
I’m 68% sure that’s already occurred.
Lots of sharks in Florida.
I would love for Kelly to show us a real life application of his theory.
I wonder if the same thing works with your kid or maybe girlfriend. You just stare them down face to face,then you jet halfway around the globe to play golf,go surfing,make turtle shoes.
Kelly stared at his kid for several months before deciding on a name.
I tried to do it to Nick Carrol out at crescent a few months back but he didn’t go in.
True? Can you describe scenario?
I stared down a pool shark in Bangkok but it didn’t work. The rules were so fucked