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High-performance French longboarder wins Abu Dhabi contest then pitches massive fit

Something in that desert water...

As you certainly did not know, but will be very glad you do now, the World Surf League held its Abu Dhabi Longboard Classic, days ago, and nothing says “classic” like longboarding in a petro-kingdom wave pool.

According to the WSL, bacchanal featured “three days of world-class surfing, great food, drinks, live music and family-friendly fun.”

Most importantly a contest, though, which was won by the Frenchman Edouard Delpero, who leapt from 9th to first on the rankings.

An inside source has declared that Depero “… is well known in the long board community for hating traditional, long boarding , he just does enough to pretend he can ride it in a traditional manner, he’s just been waiting for enough years to have passed since (former commissioner and traditionalist) Devon Howard left with hopes that the judges will start scoring shortboard performance surfing again…

He also allegedly dislikes Joel Tudor.

The best part of the win, aside from a hopeful rebirth of high-performance longboarding, is Delpero’s celebration.

It is difficult to describe and the viewer is taken on a rollercoaster of wild emotion.

Enjoy here.

Quickly, though, what’s the hardest you’ve ever celebrated an accomplishment?

Please share.

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Kama'aina

I want to invite him over for family game night.

John Smith

He’s as much of a pleasure to surf with as the clip suggests.

Taddy Mason

the barely contained rage, contrasted against gently and neatly placing the thoroughly destroyed fragile plastic cup is an unwanted window into the tortured soul of the modern longboarder.

Keepingitreal61

I’m seemingly in the minority here but he ticks a couple of boxes for me. He doesn’t like Joel Tudor and isn’t a fan of the whole retro hipster scene of longboarding.

Strayan Cunt

He’s French. He”s also a long boarder so my surprise is minimal at best

Sup Braj

I crank down to EVERY accomplishment … I make several up each day

frank

was “rebirth” a typo?!!! de-birth maybe, but, you never fricken know, on BG! !!

Only Dane sushi can clear this up!
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Barrelled

Is it longboarding or long boarding?

@TheRealJackMeoff

It depends on whether you are traditionalist or progressive…

FlintyBadman

Looooong boreding

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I don’t get it? Long Boarding in a pool?

I hope lunch is worth the price.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Reading an article about a French high performance longboarder is up there

channelbottom

HiPerf longboarding seems like a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist.

Stick man

Kooky AF.

Anon

If it looks like a fuckwit, and sounds like a fuckwit, it must be a fuckwit!

frank
RQ.

not sure i enjoyed any of that story at all.

Wave Wizard

It’s impressive to see all the things I don’t like in one place.

Abscessed Llama

I have the exact emotions! Smashing cups, gulping piss.. Every time Chas up votes one of my comments. With one exception, no one, and I mean no one is hooting and clapping for me..


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