Ian Battrick slams "alarming" lies and deletions of supportive voices in the wake of Thurso's GP Surf Finals fallout.
The last couple of days of news in the surf space, a tiny lil corner of the big ol world, has been filled with the so-called “toxic, territorial behaviour” of a group of surf locals who it was claimed gave hell to teen girls at a contest in Scotland which resulted in the GP Cup Finals being postponed.
From JP Currie’s report yesterday,
One young competitor was reported to be run over and pushed under the water.
Britain’s Carve magazine wrote,
“One of the surfers named as Ian Battrick, a Jersey resident who visits the area, also ran over a 15-year-old girl mid heat, landing on top of her and pinning her to the reef. The young surfer was unable to reach the surface and was highly traumatised.”
My own impression of Ian Battrick, formed many years ago when I lived in Hossegor, was of a nice, if isolated, sorta guy, who ripped in the sort of cold water your ol pal DR would shriek when entering and butcher every damn takeoff at La Piste and La Grave etc.
If he was the sorta loon described above, pretty sure I would’ve noticed. There ain’t no shortage of kooks in south-west France.
Anyway, earlier today, Ian Battrick gave his side of the story and presented a video proving, he says, his version of events.
Surfing has been my whole life — not just a sport or a job, but something that’s shaped who I am. The ocean has always been my place of peace, my community, and my compass. I’ve spent years working within the surf world, building a life around tides, wind, and the quiet joy of being in the water. I’m an introvert at heart — happiest when things are calm, when I can quietly do what I love.
During the recent surf competition, I made a mistake. The event was still running, and I chose to paddle out when I shouldn’t have. It was selfish and thoughtless. I didn’t think about how that might affect the competitors or those who had worked hard to make the event happen. I take full responsibility for that choice. It was wrong, and I’m deeply sorry to anyone who felt disrespected or upset because of it. I can’t take it back, but I want to make clear that it came from poor judgment, not bad intention.
As it had been agreed several days in advance with the North Shore Surf Club we could free surf after 3pm. Even though the commentator was also clearly explaining free surfing here at the time – listen to VIDEO 1. And such things also happen at surf breaks during competitions worldwide.
What’s happened since has been heartbreaking. In the days after, rumours began spreading online — stories that I had assaulted people or verbally abused others in the water.
None of this is true. There were live streams running and people all around, yet these stories kept growing, changing shape with every post. Watching your name and your character twisted into something you don’t recognize is a kind of pain that’s hard to describe.
I can accept being called out for any mistake I have personally made. I deserve that. But what’s followed — the hate, the name-calling, the lies — has gone far beyond accountability. I’ve had hundreds of messages and comments from people I’ve never met, many of them cruel and deeply personal. People have felt afraid to speak the truth because their words are deleted or shouted down. It’s been overwhelming.
I’ve spoken with the police because the harassment has become serious, but more than anything, was physically shoved and threatened with a fist raised by someone from Jersey. The Police were present and observed all these events as they unfolded. I have provided a statement and am cooperating fully with them.
This situation affects not only my personal reputation, but also a business I am involved in. I have documented and preserved all screenshots and videos of the abuse across all channels, messages, articles and defamatory posts I have received, and I have passed these to the appropriate authorities and my lawyer.
I am fully aware of the perception most people have of me, I have heard many stories in the past of myself that are untrue and I can just laugh and shrug it off. But this I can not, and need to say my side of the story.
For something that I haven’t done, and no evidence of, I find it alarming the amount of hate and hate crimes that have gone viral online. Of which most of this has come from my home island. Sadly. Also anyone writing positively for me, the posts are continually being deleted or themselves being attacked hatefully.
I am most certainly not against competitions, because I sponsor them. Over the last decade I have sponsored Scottish surfing events, the Scottish Surfing Federation, along with many men, women, children and also the North Shore Surf Club.
I am committed to resolving this constructively and respectfully. I ask the community to refrain from harassment and allow the proper processes to run their course. I respect the athletes—especially the younger competitors—and I regret any upset caused.
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What a clown you shit in your bed you’re gonna have to sleep in it now
Any of yous read that eyewitness account of one of the mens finalists on STAB about what actually went down? Should of just apologised and kept your head down Batty Boy
Perhaps 1 in 1000000000000. Most are just overused stupid snapshots of absurdity largely used by people to lazy to string together a decent original comment.
Another red flag for me about Batty Boys grovelling apology and claims is its not like there weren’t any witnesses on the beach who witnessed the whole thing. No idea how many people turned up to the event, maybe 500? The cunt even says he was getting pelters from everyone when he came in so its not like one person saw it and its a he said she said type thing cuz everyone there had seen what the fuckwit had done
No idea? Yes exactly so best keep quiet then ay. No one saw any violence or even verbal abuse in the water from him because there was none.
G day Ian, oh sorry Jon, wink wink, hear you’ve got yourself a cuppla dramas from carrying on like a pork chop. There’s a lesson to be learnt here thats going to help you in life if ya take it onboard, never be a shit cunt. You’re welcome
Haha, for the record no I’m not Ian and not a pom either. Pretty obvious why everyone was pissed off with him: cos he paddled out during their event. Maybe he pulled into a closeout cos he wasnt actually trying to get the prime waves off those surfing the heat?
And maybe he didnt see the girl caught inside bailing in front of him when he was in the barrel? Wasnt there but have info from many who were, arguments on both sides. Some of the others are copping it depending on which surf sites / instagram pages you look at. But he’s the most well known, that’s why.
I reckon you should read the eyewitness account of one of the fellas who were in the mens final and in the water, its on STAB. He says there were five of the cunts acting in a group.
When the comp got called off a few of the competitors paddled out and they all started blowing up and wanting to fight them when one of the competitors told them they were out of order for what they’d just done.
Like I said Batty should have just copped the flak and kept quiet. Don’t be a shit cunt would be my advice to him
Yup wasn’t a one man show that’s for sure. But pretty sure he wasn’t threatening violence and maybe he would’ve kept quiet if it hadnt been incorrectly staed that he pushed a girl under water and published by some surf sites, instagrammers etc. Anyway what’s done is done. Enough has been said already. Time to go surfing.
If he had done nothing wrong why in his own words were there a pack of angry cunts waiting for him on the beach? The fucking gumby even admits he got tangled up with a young girl underwater after taking off on a shit closeout right in front of her. He sounds like a fucking idiot to me and it seems everyone who was actually there and saw it
If you’re a pommy who was there tell us your side and why none of the other cunts involved are’nt copping as well cuz I dont understand that part at all
The kooks at meta worked out that the best way to get engagement (and more ad clicks) is to get you angry at anything.
It’s also why Derek regularly drops some ridiculous anecdotes about Israel into every article he writes.
This makes me angry.
Now I am gonna go and engage double time on insta and tictoc.
I might even buy something from an affiliate site.
I bet he wouldn’t have paddled out if Kainoa & Kala were around
I support this guy simply due to the nature of the mob taking part in the pile-on.
The mob mostly being made up of soft-top riding Canaries surf holiday types.
What you’ve never been part of a mob rule pile on before?
Super fun and easy path to gratuitous self righteousness.
Much like being the bench boy for the winning team, you still get to enjoy the spoils no matter how little you put in to the actual looting and pillaging.
This guy lives in a van, alone in Iceland over winter. The smell of wank badgers alone would be enough to drive anyone to madness.
IM A FUCKING CORELORD FERAL OFFGRID INTROVERT
and I also ask the community to refrain from harassment as it is heartbreaking and I passed it to the appropriate authorities and my lawyer.
This guy is full of shit. Can’t wait 15 fucking minutes? He deserves everything coming his way.
Pretty simple formula: if there are surfers with jersies in a particular part of the line up, and you ain’t one of ’em, then go somewhere else.
There are other breaks on that coastline. If he was so desperate for a wave, he could’ve gone elsewhere.
Especially when he has built “a career” off being an extreme loner who just wants to surf by himself ay
Except they’d been given the ok previously by the contest director that they could surf at that time. When Thurso is firing (after being shit for days) you wanna surf there.
“for days?” I mean months of shitness might make a man grouchy, especially in that shit weather they get in Scotland, but days? Fuck, when Bells or Margaret River or Snapper (or anywhere?) is on, you just go surfing around the corner. You’re making excuses for bad behaviour.
Not making excuses. Accept that they shouldn’t have gone out. But they would say that they’d been given the ok to surf there from 3pm so they showed up, the waves were good so they paddled out (wrongly of course in the eyes of most). No time to drive anywhere else.
As for bad behaviour, certain sites/pages made out Ian Battrick to be the main protagonist, which he wasn’t and they’ve now retracted those accusations.
Is that Thurso firing? Fuck that I’d go golfing
Alright maybe not firing but pretty good. Shots 8 and 11 in this will give you an idea of what it gets like https://www.stormrider.surf/region/caithness
But but – the man’s from Jersey! He is permanently one of them.
Fuck dude, really? First the pro-Zionist whale bullshit now we get “if he was the sorta loon described above, pretty sure I would’ve noticed.” Yeah, because dudes that abuse women always treat guys the same. You’d totally notice… right?
This is very funny.
If you have any sense of the man, these plaintive cries seem more that a little alien. (Which is ironic, given his branding.)
Have you met him Chazz?
I’ve been around but we’ve never spoken, no.
How very old nay young , be a cunt act like a cunt , get called out for being a cunt then cry like a baby when you get called out.
Typical surf bully cunt behaviour.
I would love an update from JP cuz one thing thats confusing me is why is nobody mentioning the other cunts that were mentioned for being out there? This Batty guy sounds like a proper fuckwit but it wasn’t just him was it?
Oh 100% true. It’s also true that the other 95% of memes are, put simply. Retarded.
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning a gold medal at the special Olympics.
Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
sorry, been dying to say that one on here for ages.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
It’s not offensive at all. I try to keep a lid on memes, as it just turns into a barrage of lazy Facebook style meme posting instead of actually saying what people think and feel.
For that reason I am sure glad that Paulymattwarshore is gone and clogging Stab with his lazy photoshop concoctions.
Looks like we traded him for a full time JSC residency.
At least Paulys are originals.
A meme hater on BG! Finally. Thank you
He could have made that “why me?” whinge much shorter:
“During the recent surf competition, I made a mistake. The event was still running, and I chose to paddle out when I shouldn’t have. It was selfish and thoughtless. It was wrong, and I’m deeply sorry.”
Yip, adding the “But” really isn’t going to help an apology.
…something about “everything before the “but”…” is bullshit.
You use a “but” with the wife and all good things said prior are dismissed. Marriage 101. Guy must be single.
Hack reporter…
“Why’d you do the book john ?”
I shouldn’t have. It was selfish and thoughtless. It was wrong, and I’m deeply sorry.”
Hardly – not at all.
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3 comments in on a new account, you ain’t going to get much leeway.