Rob Machado (left) in iconic Mike Balzer surf shot.
Rob Machado (left) in iconic Mike Balzer surf shot.

Santa Cruz surfers warned against foraging for wild ‘shrooms

Liver damage and death incoming.

Santa Cruz surfers, many of whom have a taste for ‘shrooms, are being warned by the state against going off into the woods and foraging their own. At issue, a current outbreak of ‘shroom poisoning that has killed one person and severely damaged the livers of several others.

California’s poison control system has, thus far, identified 21 cases of amatoxin poisoning, likely the result of the dreaded death cap ‘shroom.

Erica Pan, director of the California Department of Public Health, declared, “Death cap mushrooms contain potentially deadly toxins that can lead to liver failure. Because the death cap can easily be mistaken for edible safe mushrooms, we advise the public not to forage for wild mushrooms at all during this high-risk season.”

Wet weather, the sort that descends upon Northern California this time of year, allegedly fuels death cap ‘shroom growth. Recent poisonings occurred near Santa Cruz, in Monterey, where some residents, maybe surfers, became sick after eating some in a local park.

The “destroying angel” ‘shroom is also causing problems.

Poisoning symptoms include stomach cramps, nausea, diarrhea and vomiting within 24-hours. Even though the ‘shroom eater might feel better after that, the poison continues to lash the liver in an unchill way.

In other news, Jack Johnson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, recently, and, according to Surfer Magazine, has “ambitious” plans for 2026 which include an upcoming documentary titled Surfmusic and subsequent tour. Surfer’s editor Jake Howard penned, “Seeing Jack play in Laguna last month with a crew of his homies, including Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, Donavon Frankenreiter, and G Love, he delivered a flowing, groove-infused set of classics and new songs alike. It’s been a minute since Jack’s stepped out on stage so boldly and it looks like he’s back where he belongs, as comfortable playing and singing in front of thousands as he is a four- to six-foot day at Haleiwa. It’s good to have him back.”

Is it really, though?

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Happy Camper
Happy Camper
9 months ago

speaking of great designs on surfboards, anyone got a favorite?
mine were Terry Fitzgeralds sprays….although I did spray a sick Dark Side of the Moon cover on one of my boards…….which was pretty cool.

Hippy
Hippy
9 months ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Old zephyr sprays were cool

Hippy
Hippy
9 months ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

there is a woman in Oceanside laminating full on art with resin tints, beautiful work.

do you spray your work, ever?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
9 months ago
Reply to  Hippy

I sprayed a lot of mine and friends boards when i was younger.
not anymore.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
9 months ago

“Erica Pan, director of the California Department of Public Health”….the same Dr. Erica Pan that helped lead the state through the COVID-19 pandemic.
winner!

Oh….BTW……the only way I would ever go see a Jack “White Dudes for Harris” Johnson gig is if I was doped on on shrooms…..and if someone gave me a free ticket…..and if the only choice was going to a Jack Johnson gig or being deported to CECOT.

bob
bob
9 months ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Must be a complete muppet, I mean helping people through an out outbreak of an infectious virus!?! What wil these “doctors” do next?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
9 months ago

Be wary of the Beef Wellington…

deeks
deeks
9 months ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

The Erin Patterson foraging guide is way more sought after than jesus seatons “work”

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 months ago

Liberty caps were easy enough to ID in the UK.
Fun times.

Last time I had them was a serreptitious half-dozen I found and ate whilest walking up Dunsinane with the family. Brought a little colourful tingle to the afternoon.

Piskian
Piskian
9 months ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Out damn spot!

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 months ago
Reply to  Piskian

Fricken wild that you can go to these places for realz.
And indeed, you can see Birnam Wood from Dunsinane.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunsinane_Hill

Used to go cycling past it.

mike m
mike m
9 months ago

“..where some residents, maybe surfers, became sick after eating..”

pretty loose tie-in.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
9 months ago
Reply to  mike m

Death cap mushrooms in Santa Cruz look nearly identical to a very good tasting mushroom you can forgage in south east Asia and every time this happened up there it’s a family where multiple members come in sick.

Jack John Johnson
Jack John Johnson
9 months ago

Bluey Vuitton.

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
9 months ago

It’s kind of lame to get digs in while people are taking breaks from here when you wouldn’t confront them head on at the time, even going so far as to delete the commentary that started the beef.
or maybe that was a passive aggressive move?
Never mind carry on…..

Hippy
Hippy
9 months ago

Yup

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
9 months ago

While I’m not promoting drug use, it is tragic to see dummies being dumb when shrooms are readily available or easy to grow versus rolling the dice with your life. In other news tied to good music, the Los Lobos boys are playing at The Coach House in SJC tonight, shrooms optional!

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
9 months ago

Very unchill. The Jack Johnson news that is. No chill at all. But everyone should stay off the poison. Dying to get high is even less chill.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
9 months ago
Reply to  Kama'aina

I built a huge outside area for Mr Johnson about 12 years ago on his sprawling property at Broken Head which included a pool, numerous pergola roofs and decks,a built in brick barbie, a fire pit and various sitting arrangements. I found him wonderful company and me and me best mate enjoyed various surfs with him before and after work and he even took one of me company hats and sent me footage of him wearing it at one of his concerts bless him. I have still never played one of his songs though, just aint my jam.
We even had the old bald cunt come and stay with him while we were there and I can only describe him as….ummm how do I say this politely….ummm very short, uninspiring and not at all friendly as is the way down here. A funny thing is the day he arrived and I noticed him I was working with the excavator driver who was a complete bogan, rev head from the hinterland and I said to him ah theres Kelly Slater. Without missing a beat or taking a squizz he just goes “who’s she?” Hahaha what a fucking sick cunt ay

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

I have spent some time around Jack on the north shore and out in Hana for my brother in-laws wedding, he is a wonderful person. Easy to hang around, kind to strangers, lovely to his family, and still surf great. But his music is a kind of generic that hurts my soul. If Jack himself is sitting at my camp fire with his guitar singing his songs I think it would feel authentic and enjoyable. But when I hear one of his songs coming out of a speaker I feel like fighting someone. R. Kelly has been lying about his hight and his grooming for ages.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
9 months ago
Reply to  Kama'aina

Yeh his grooming of Kalani since she was a girl has certainly gone under the radar ay

KnostMalone
KnostMalone
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Blady and I watched UFC in the bar at Turtle Bay years ago. I found him pleasant. I acted like I didn’t know who he was which probably helped.

Hippy
Hippy
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Always found baldy to be friendly and talkative, good dude. My warehouse was next to Quik eyewear and waited at excessive baggage with him a few times. Always a smile and you could ask him anything

That was pre social media when he lost to script to grovel in mud with the trolls


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