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UFO stuff (pictured). Photo: Surfline
UFO stuff (pictured). Photo: Surfline

Surfline’s viral UFO footage sparks fierce debate within armchair astronomer class

"Worked around drones enough in the military to know that those are 100% drones."

Surfline, usually a place surfers go to get bamboozled by surf reports, went mainstream viral, days ago, after one of forecasting giant’s surf cameras caught what are being called UFOs. The affair unfolded in two separate locations, Ventura and Newport Beach, in the wee hours when most surfers are tucked into bed as snug as bugs in rugs.

Cozy.

The Ventura business occurred at 4:30 am when two almost comically UFO looking UFOs appeared, hovering with a slight tilt over the palms and lapping waves. They disappear for a moment before being joined by a host of comically UFO looking UFOs. The Newport affair doesn’t showcase and UFOs, merely a strange looking beam of light slowly combing the shoreline.

UFO Surf Debate

Surf enthusiasts, who also happen to be armchair astronomers, just straight into the comments with theories and analysis. A sampling:

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Dylan Graves: UFOffshore conditions.

Kassia Meador: They’re invading the waves

Chris Ward: Playing with my Aliens is like playing with my emotions Smokey.

Laserwolf: That’s just the Campbell Brothers.

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Metal Neck: They missed the swell here in Newport.

Taun Healy: I’ll call fake, please prove me wrong. I can assume surfline paid an animator and didn’t want to go crazy with the budget, a cheap solution is to duplicate the objects and slightly tweak their properties like size, angle of rotation, movement, but even the movement, size, angle of rotation and flashing is hardly tweaked. I think the flashing animation is a direct replica. That might be a real phenemona, but it makes it hard to believe. It would be far more believable if the light interacted with the objects around it and even created lens flaring. Even more so if it moved below the tree line as that would require a much higher budget for rotoscoping. Hit us with the good stuff surfline, rather don’t sell your souls and integrity for the algorithim, but ey, your brand, seems to be a trendy thing to do. The second clip may look even more fake than the first. The rays don’t diverge at all.

Jason Maggallanes: Well Camp Pendleton is literally right there sooooooo…

Tyus D. Williams: Hello biologist here, a lot of people are wondering what this possibly could be and I think this is likely a pod of Humboldt that are potentially migrating up the California coastline. Over the last five years researchers at the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute have been seeing more Humboldt squid expanding beyond their home ranges tropical and subtropical waters of the East Pacific and invading the sea of central California. They’ve even been spotted as far north as San Francisco!

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Joe Hanley III: Worked around drones enough in the military to know that those are 100% drones.

Who’s side are you on? I’ll take Chris Ward’s.

Playing with my Aliens is like playing with my emotions Smokey.

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Strayan Cunt

I would be happy to but Gwen seems like one of those modernist feminists who would let me pay and not even root. I can give myself a hand j and do so on the daily

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Your attempt at humor is kind of weak to be frank. Even “Hippy” has more zingers than you and he’s low level QS maybe bottom 50 caliber funny. Step it up “mate” and work on your game.

Hate to say it but I really miss Ben Marcus. Maybe the guy is a little mentally unstable but aren’t we all? And he knew his shit regarding surfing.

Beef & Beer

Probably connected to the reasons why BG writers wear pointy shoes

Monty ‘old Bondi’ Webber has the original middle ages BlackAdder style models
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Dezza ‘new Bondi’ Really is regularly seen with a more spangled modern pair
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yipykiyaymf

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Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

That’s Currens’s dad’s van. The levitation lesson in the Swami’s parking lot finally paid off.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Nothing on bg about Finn McGill back to back wins at sunset and Haleiwa? Or Carissa’s first comp back 2nd place behind Betty Lou? Come on boys there are stories out there

Skippy

so then you know about them already

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Where are the true surf fans on beachgrit?

Strayan Cunt

Maybe try stab cuz cunts on there seem both surprised and fascinated that ladies can squeeze out a Bub and then somehow manage to ride a surfboard again. Personally I don’t share their shock and awe cuz ladies have been having babies and then getting on with it since men and women first appeared on this wonderful planet thousands of years ago

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Having a baby then stomping a decent field at semi firing Haleiwa? Pissed that Betty Lou beat her?

I thought this was a surfing site? Where’s the dialogue? You tell me to go to Stab? Fuck you kook.

Strayan Cunt

Kook? Ummmm OK haha. I am just saying that Carissa making a final with her baby on the beach and some fella winning what is now something like a one star quey against a pretty weak field means pretty much fuck all to me. I told you to try stab cuz they seem really into things like that. Have a good one champ

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

They’ve pretty much turned it into a local board riders and can’t be arsed even webcasting it- no wonder no-one cares.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Youve never given QS Comps the attention they deserve. So… standard

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

What attention do they deserve, in your esteemed opinion?

Hippy

Full, undivided focus

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Lets be honest 90%+ of competitive surfing is unwatchable garbage.

deeks

There . Someone said it.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

When the waves are good it’s awesome. Like the Ole Hippy says they need to structure the tour to maximize better conditions.

I remember when Pancho blazed through Haleiwa and Sunset to qualify. The entire North Shore was buzzing about the local hero. Now Finn just went back to back in decent conditions.

You’ve changed C Ring

Stick man

You’re going wayyyy back. But yes, Pancho is a King out at Sunset.

Strayan Cunt

I can barely be fucked to watch CT events these days so not much?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

A ton of attention. I love seeing the Youth of the sport trying to claw their way onto the Tour. Especially at Sunset and Haleiwa. In the past that was one of the most thrilling aspects of pro surfing. Haleiwa then Sunset was the final event. 10’ Sunset with screaming trades and some kid from nowhere needing to make the quarters to qualify and he has a couple of north shore wild cards in his heat.

You used to be more fun to mess with Cock Ring.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I predict this new boss of the WSL gets the triple crown back in a big way and gets sunset and Haleiwa some major sponsors. Don’t give up we have to fight for what we love.

in the name of Liam, Amen

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

I agree with you there- but if they can’t be fcuked putting on a webcast- who can blame people for not GAF?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I know it drives me mad. So many stories out there.

For example last year ( or maybe the year before ) Twiggy got relegated to the alternate list on the Eddie. I could not believe it! Did he piss Clyde off? And then JoJo Roper made the main invite list ( deserved for sure but, in my opinion, not at Twiggys expense ).

Now Clyde has died and Twiggy is back on main list and JoJo is an alternate.

I have no clue as to the inner workings of this ( I’m below nobody status ) but it is fascinating to me. And it goes to show that the sport of surfing has sooo many untold stories just percolating beneath the surface.

Stick man

Cereal. who gives a fuk. You either watch it and catch results or you don’t. Hardly newsworthy 99% of the time.

Strayan Cunt

Exactly mate and that is what I was trying to tell little miss angry but I think she’s on blob week and I’m guessing they’re as debilitating as poor Tylers

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Look “mate” I simply have no patience for a surf blog “ regular “ with no fire for pro surfing. This site used to have better informed commenters who had a genuine passion for the sport. Now everyone is super negative including “Longtom “ my old sparring partner.

@TheRealJackMeoff

There is actually a real story to be had regarding the blackballing of Hawaii events, if only those in the know weren’t afraid to tell it.

Strayan Cunt

I would actually love to read a full in-depth article on the collapse of the Triple Crown ay. In the meantime I will keep devouring articles on sharks and real estate

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Like I said you are a kook

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

It’s 6’ to 7’ firing Haleiwa. 2nd stop of triple crown. “Strayan” lol. What would Ian do?

Strayan Cunt

Ian who?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Cairns. The King of big Haleiwa.

Strayan Cunt

So let me get this straight Gwen, you call me a kook and then precede to call the conditions 6′ to 7″? Hahaha the modern sur world always gives me a chuckle ay

@TheRealJackMeoff
Strayan Cunt

Hahaha imagine 7 ta 9?

Stick man

6 loathes 7 because 7,8,9.

@TheRealJackMeoff

It’s nice to see them together again.

Stick man

It’s gr8!

@TheRealJackMeoff

Nice, a 241!

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

The waves were really good for at least 2 days of the contest. I’ve surfed Haleiwa on and off for 45 years it’s an incredible venue for competition. Sunset was good as well. Finn McGill, who grew up there, won both contests it’s a feat to remember.

I’m just saying with all these articles about real estate and politics you would think someone would mention it.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Deffo worth a mention.

Stick man

ohhhhhh 6, 7!!!

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha fair enough champ. All I will say is calling someone you know nothing about a kook on a surf forum can make you look like a proper dumb cunt. Have a good one

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Hunting sharks in Australia.

Mapski

I went body surfing today. Where’s my fucking story?

@TheRealJackMeoff

Whose body did you surf on?

Strayan Cunt

Hahahaha

Mapski

What happens in Cayucos, stays in Cayucos.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Does anyone here agree that it’s a travesty that morro bay is live streaming and pumping 6’ Haleiwa with the 5 time world ladies champ storming the day with a toddler on the beach isn’t? And the haole son of skateboard legend that grew up in the Country just won Sunset and Haleiwa back to back and it’s not even mentioned?

Mapski

You don’t like windy air reverses in slop?

Panda's sack rash

Why would it be, it’s not even on the wsl page

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I know it’s crazy. Why wouldn’t the WSL promote the local boy makes good story? He’s 41st on the challenger too so he’s got decent contest game.

And Carissa was stomping the Haleiwa Bowl. Only got stopped by the girl ( Betty Lou) that grew up across the street.

Sooo much unexposed material in pro surfing.

Panda's sack rash

I couldn’t give 2 shots about old Rissole but if someone wins sunset then haliewa it’s a fkn big deal.
Dez is more interested in Bondi and its riches.

@TheRealJackMeoff

It sucks to say but she is going to keep losing to Betty Lou unless she stops being so damn nice. Not sure she has it in her.

Nick Carroll

I disagree. Carissa is gonna be like a happy version of Lisa back in the day – liberated from her ever-wigging mind by the strength of parenthood. She’s about to show the kids about 60 different ways to win.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I hope so.
She is my favorite female surfer, with Caity close second.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I agree

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Had no idea they were on.

Hippy

Voice of the Sport….

RJ

but is it beachgrit worthy if it didnt involve a UFO, real estate, crypto, shark attack, lawsuit, celebrity, or brazilians crying?

@surfads

Who needs Nick carrol when you have lens flare?


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