Rich autoworker TJ Sabula (pictured) laughing all the way to the bank. Photo: GoFundMe
Rich autoworker TJ Sabula (pictured) laughing all the way to the bank. Photo: GoFundMe

Autoworker who goaded Trump into flashing his naughty finger gets rich

“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity."

Harder and harder to make a buck out there, these days, what with the soaring cost of living, AI stealing jobs and an entire economy built exclusively for billionaires but where there’s a will, there’s a way and one TJ Sabula found it.

GoFundMe.

The Michigan-based autoworker blasted into consciousness, earlier in the week, when President Donald J. Trump visited a Ford plant. Sabula, there on the floor, shouted “pedophile protector” up at the notoriously thin-skinned leader of the free world. Trump responded by saying “you’re fired” and “fuck you” before flashing his naughty digit.

Sabula was, anyhow, suspended, though told The Washington Post he has “definitely no regrets whatsoever” though is being “targeted for political retribution” for “embarrassing Trump in front of his friends.”

“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity,” he continued. “And today I think I did that.”

Well, as happens, a GoFundMe was set up to help with Sabula’s family costs during his suspension.

At time of writing, it has soared north of $330,000.

The page reads:

On January 13th, 2026 TJ Sabula, a worker at the Ford Rouge Plant, voiced concerns about President Donald J Trump during the president’s visit to the plant. The president responded to TJ with his middle finger saying “F*CK you” and “You’re Fired”. Ford responded by suspending TJ without pay.

TJ is a father of two young children, husband, and is a proud United Auto Workers (UAW) Local 600 line worker. Funds donated will support TJ and his family to cover expenses during this time of uncertainty.

Rich.

Back to Trump’s bird, though. I have examined it many times and am, frankly, disappointed by his flash. It is awkwardly presented, quick and nubby, not the sort of bold showcase one might expect.

VIDEO: Trump appears to flip the bird to plant worker

On the subject, when you utilize the one-fingered salute, are you a thumb inner or a thumb outer?

Also, Pit Viper sunglasses.

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FL Skunk Ape

Massachusetts is a great example. But fuck that weather. Plus the sun is up for like 4 hours in dead of winter. And you might get lucky and see it if the sky isn’t grey, which it mostly is.

FL Skunk Ape

Yes. Our public k-12 schools are not top ranked. Our university system is top ranked.

RQ.

good on him for rolling the dice on his job to call tiny hands out.
not sure i could donate money to someone that wears pit vipers though.

deeks

How the fuck has he not been dragged around behind a car doing burnouts in a carpark for wearing glasses like that

Otto
deeks
pipspuss

Are those supposed to be a FN style airsoft gun, or paint ballz?

deeks

I thought they were oversized stovetop lighters

Rocks local

pretty sure if they just dropped the protests , ice would be gone in a day. MAGA just looking for libs to rile up, if nobody riled they’ll move on.

Chief Hot stuff

Just let them in the prisons at least
Wha the fuk?
pray for ice agents and their fams
GFM Hippy a large box of tissues

Hippy

Wow, you had to edit that?

Chief Hot stuff

Twice!!

Otto

MAGW aren’t looking for anything.
ICE is looking for the same as it was under Obama.

Hippy

Obama applied the law and didn’t need to shoot citizens or overtake cities. Realize you don’t follow the law, guess it’s ok now, but

Brutus

bullshit, I already have posted the stats on Obama vs Trump…….ice/trump had a 600% increase in budget and has delivered 1/4 of the illegal immigrants who have a criminal record…..thats fact Otto, your opinion is based on made up bullshit from teh taco and co!

Brutus

problem is ice/gestapo…are still arresting and hassling innocent people…that’s where the angst is coming from…continued harassment of innocent people being judged on their look!

@TheRealJackMeoff

OOoh, REDSTATE…
A totally unbiased source for bipartisan news coming off the home front…

Otto

You so easily disregard, even when the given article is FACTS.
Who, what, when, where and why.

Hippy

You may have redefined “facts”

@TheRealJackMeoff

You know what they say, turnabout is fair play…

Brutus

once again , Red State has opinions based on very little fact!

Chief Hot stuff

https://youtube.com/shorts/YhEFlrrU10o?si=lubC9eGiXYwlZmnt One maga beats the shit outta ten leftys!!

Happy Camper

saw this one already….love how the MAGA guy decks the clown in red….twice.
just lays him out the 2nd time.

Hippy

You do realize your god was always a pussy.

Inconvenient to the cult. Incapable of NS cred. Ever.

So how did an elitist charm uneducated rubes that he was a populist?

Old as time, religion. Distract with childish thrills and slights. So many controversies that they all drown each other. Everyone else is at fault for everything except perceived success which is all due to Orange Clown.

Fact checkers are spinning.

Happy Camper

what do you mean by “your God”?…and what is “NS cred”?

Hippy

President Trump

Happy Camper

not my god, pal…..
you think everyone who voted for him is an “uneducated rube”….and you’re calling him elitist?

BTW-What’s “NS cred”?

channelbottom

Nocturnal Sausage Credenza.

pipspuss

Hey Hip,help us out. I’m leaning towards credenza

channelbottom

Are you ‘credenza curious’?

Barnycle

That reminds me of the crowds who’ll miss Adelaide Writers Week. Tis a shame to miss out on so much culture and solid decision making.

deeks

Adelaide lightswitch festival….on again off again

Happy Camper

The President was just doing a Dogsnuts impersonation and saying: “sniff this”

Brutus

ahhh violence is always the answer to solve issues?

@TheRealJackMeoff

Yes, usually anyways

Brutus

yes it’s a failing of mankind….

Happy Camper

if you dislike the person enough to flip the finger, yes.

I don’t flip the finger…bc it’s a silly gesture….and yes, I don’t think the President should have flipped him off. he should have just said: shut the fuck up, loser.

Brutus

just shows you can’t buy class!

Hippy

You had to edit that?

Happy Camper

yeah, first one was: why flip the bird when yip can just punch the kook.
the stinky finger sounded funnier.

Hippy

comedy is important

Wave Wizard

On the sunglasses, I think he looks like a cool Dominican outfielder!

Happy Camper

as much as he’s raised on GFM, he could have an outfielders contact. $850k so far.

Wave Wizard

I was referencing a Shane Gillis quote but it’s obscure

KnostMalone

fucking hell….is it April yet?

Michael Flatlately

Good lord, I’m only just clocking the first contest is Bells!

Rocks local

middle finger salute is even looser than the shaka , but never waste it on strangers

More importantly, where’s hippy, want to hear his take on Rams/Bears

Hippy

Bears can’t spot the first half let aline 3 quarters this week, only so much magic can happen. Dang it’s been ridiculous

Dont buy into Stafford and cold weather, Bears apply little pass rush and our secondary couldn’t guard our last 4 opponents. Nacua goes off this Sunday.

Rocks local

I was at the dolphins/chiefs game a couple years ago with 30 below wind chill. Fins were done in warmups. Tyreek got manhandled (even though he had history in kc temps). Possible rams could be soft like that , bears might win bf actual kickoff.

Hippy

Just read 17 degrees.

We’ve been on such a magic roll, feels too lucky. But man, the entertainment factor has been off the chart. My family nack there says the town is humming, Caleb gonna get a key to the city

Rocks local

I flew through Chicago twice earlier this week. Airport full of bears gear like I’ve never seen. Town is obviously amped , for good reason.

Hippy

I wear a hat sometimes. 3 dudes in my town are Bears. 3.

Last month, every touro I meet on my daily hikes says something. They’ve captured the imaginations of rival fans. “What’s going on over there?”

I’m from a huge family and am the only one who gives a shit in Chicago. No one I can even text “YES!” They don’t care and some live in Arlington Heights. They hope the new stadium will have a movie plex thingy! My parents moved to LA when I was 6 months old, blessed beyond blessing.

Rocks local

Chicago is a beautiful city though, has a great energy , different than la, but great in its own way

Hippy

I like the forest and brick colliding.

Unfortunately, my fam is in the suburbs that look like suburbs.

But you get out of town and it’s pretty damn green.

Good food too, I just don’t fit in with my family

pipspuss

That wind is gonna howling off the lake Sunday. I’d love to be there for it

Rocks local

cold weather games are the greatest – something we’ll have to tell our grandkids about though with everyone moving toward weather protected stadiums

Hippy

you surprised how much interest Mc Daniels is getting? Dude interviews for 7 jobs day after his firing

Should have never paid Tua. Or Watson. Or Murray.

Amazing Stefanski gets fired but not the GM that gave sex offender 250M guaranteed

Rocks local

Teams desperate for O minds. But signing tua was dumb dumb dumb. And that decision in Cleveland was fucking awful. Two worst signings of this decade.

Hippy

Kyler Murray was a close third

Rocks local

Short qb’s, so stupid – when will gm’s learn. Like Carolina taking that tiny kid over stroud

Hippy

Bryce is putting it together.

Stroud looked spooked last week, Pitt surrendered the opportunity.

Did you see fucking Panthers go soft zone and lose the game? They gave the Rams that game. Infuriating and I don’t care except I had to watch. One play, the corners were 12 yards off the ball and the safeties were so far back they were not in the TV screen. Deep Deep coverage. Stafford surgically picked them apart. Marched down the field. Panthers had the game won and they gave it away. Not Youngs fault, that was coaching fucking up huge

Rocks local

yep, although the td itself was a hell of a play by Stanford and the te

Happy Camper

what’s your thoughts on 49ers v. Seahawks.

Brutus

who punts for seahawks/49ers

Happy Camper

not a fan of Seahawks and the lovely Mrs. Camper is from San Francisco, so gotta go niners. I don’t know much about football so was wondering what a man-in-the-know thinks.

Rocks local

Can’t trust Sam the man in the playoffs, just see last year. Niners in a romp

Happy Camper

edit: but does Sam like great green eggs and ham?

the great eggs come with sausage.

Rocks local

I like great eggs, but too much ham is a widow maker

Happy Camper

oops.
edit: but does Sam like great green eggs and ham?
the great eggs come with sausage.

Hippy

Bears have an Aussie punter

deeks

Haha go the “torp” !

Brutus

so do the sea eagles

Hippy

Niners have incurred too many injuries to too many stars, lucky they got this far. Do not like Darnold, but JSN is a super star and just enough running to make chains move. If SF can win, best MASH unit in football history. I think steady freddy Seattle works the job.

Rocks local

Sam was awful in his one playoff shot last year – cost him the big contract in mn , I think he’s snakebit when the spotlight really turns on – although jsn def a star

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

He’s literally dropped a few hundred comments so far in 2026. Guy LIVES on bg. Sad

Chief Hot stuff

77000 total !

Rocks local

amateur hour – ds&s would hit that in one strong evening

Mike

Blades were for kooks 40 years ago.

Sofa Surfer

Hey Chas, I’m a Michigan local. I did a little investigating for you (not really, it’s being widely reported here, so I didn’t even have to dig). TJ has 2 GFMs that total over 800k at this point. And counting.

pipspuss

I would think he’d be insulated from his Union. He should donate every penny of that (less losing his job)

Com Turren

in surf related news, it is new board day for Com

Rocks local

please tell me it’s a …Lost

Sean Connery

My guess is its a Donald Brink, Quad Asym, with 4 different size fins, candy apple rails, with an 1/8″ black pin line, and one off custom mosaic center top and bottom. No leash plug.

Com Turren

Had Donnie shape me a beefy little asym thruster a few years back. One of my favorite boards.

Sean Connery

What did that set you back?

Com Turren

I think it was 1200. But that was right before the Mick electric acid surfboard test, so I think he’s had much more demand since then

Rocks local

ha, the candy apple rails put it over the top!

Com Turren

Christenson. Unless Matt wants to hand shape me a board, I am only buying Mayhems from Lady Gaga.

Rocks local

Excellent choice.

although I do wonder if Lady Gaga’s sander is any good.

Com Turren

can’t be any worse than any of Matt’s off the rack boards I’ve held in the last few years

Brutus

did you actually meet with Chris to order the board?

Com Turren

No. I’m not sufficiently important to warrant a meeting or a phone call.

Brutus

hey don’t sell ya self short….spent quite a bit of time with Chris in October…he’s very accessible, loves a chat…..we are working on some stuff for 2026……go and check him out in Carlsbad?

Com Turren

I least got a “these are the dims for this model that Chris recommends for your height and weight.”

Barrelled

Mid-length?

Com Turren

Twinnie—Lane Splitter.

BograilCutback

Please do come back with a review when you get a chance to put it through its paces. Everyone rates that board but something about it has always looked weird to me despite loving Chris’s boards

Com Turren

I can let you know if it lives up to the hype for a competent surfer, but I am not the guy to listen to about pushing a board to its performance limits

BograilCutback

Your twin counts as my mid-length—we need some serious swell for review

Com Turren

then call up the surf gods and tell them to send some swell to Southern California. been rather grim here as of late.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Fuck you. I’ll trade spots in a heartbeat. Ankle high here for 6 weeks straight and more to come.

Barrelled

Are you a Lilliputian?

BograilCutback

You’ve forced me to expand my literary knowledge

Hippy

Pregnant template, shit for exaggerated wings and round square

Serious skepticism

Mapski

It’s old board day for Mapski. 5’9” Bruce Jones Egg from 2002. Futures thruster with one glass on fin after too many fin box repairs. Fun as hell.

Com Turren

I learned on Bruce Jones sleds, and I really need to get those 90s fun boards restored if my father will ever part with them. Such a bummer when he died.

Mapski

I grew up on his boards in the 70’s, and kept going back long after moving from Sunset Beach. Had over 30 from him. My 8’5” gun with a Brewer template is my all time favorite. Still have it.

M.

A+ choice. Great for average waves, but needs some push. Especially if you went with the swallowtail.
What fins you’re going with?

Com Turren

starting with some real upright MR-style fins first

M.

Upright is the way to go. CC template works great too; but maybe that’s too small for ya.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

That’s what she said.

Hippy

fugly as fuck

Com is handicapping himself

Com Turren

idk, I’ve been aesthetically handicapped my whole surfing life—an ugly board isn’t gonna make that much worse

Hippy

Good luck, it trips me out that people buy models. Hope yours works.

Gig in PS next month, may lose my pool virginity

Com Turren

bring the shortest rail line you can accommodate. EPS also goes better.

Hippy

Peak or point break mode?

Barrelled

Any pool mode wants that short rail. There is a CI model that goes super well in pools. I think it was a Happy or Two Happy.

Com Turren

Happy Everyday. confirmed that it goes good in pools.

Com Turren

Peak. You get half the amount of waves on the lefts and rights for the same price, and latter half of the point wave doesn’t give you much juice to work with.

Brutus

ah the ol EPS story…good for small glassy waves and that’s it!

Com Turren

and for freshwater pools. I don’t usually ride EPS in the ocean

Rocks local

unless you want to skip like a stone , in which case they’re perfect

Hippy

No flex either…. did not enjoy them

Strayan Cunt

Don’t fucking do it cunt!!!

Rocks local

Ha, you know what they say about the best way not to be addicted

Strayan Cunt

Mate if cunts are getting addicted to surfing in pools then I would suggest they move somewhere with actual waves or take up another sport or past time

Rocks local

it’s the no crowd factor piece – no hassling for waves , feels pretty nice after sitting in some of the lineups here in the USA

Hippy

Stray…. that’s your new nickname, all due respect

I got invited to THE pool that injured Chas and DR slayed. So stoked. Local surf photographer working for a company and it was going to be a famous goofy foot, best backside in history sorry Occy, and couple stragglers. Red Bull shoot I think. Of course I said yes.

A week before the deal …. and I’d had my shaper build a sled just for this “trip”, trained, sober…. so ready. I got the call.

“Just Venmo me the 5 grand”

FUCK THAT.

Strayan Cunt

Stray, what like a fucking wild dog or someint? Can’t you just call me cunt like most other people? Actually my mates reckon I look like a Mexican cartel member and most call Pablo so call me whatever ya want brother haha

Thats fucked about not getting a go at Kelly’s tub but now you’re going to spend your own money to surf at that shit hole in Palm Springs? Can’t ya use the board in the ocean or are their specially designed pool boards now? Thats soooo fucking cooked hahaha

Hippy

Nah man, love how indigenous you look so cool but don’t care. Hope you’re scoring the soft and pudgy pom chicks… should not be difficult.

You ever notice how veal the asian chicks can be?

Off subject, my bad.

Strayan Cunt

So cool and indigenous I look? I dont look anything like an Aboriginal?

Rocks local

Don’t do it if you don’t want to get hooked. Once you do it you’ll want it again. The absence of hassling is a sweet release.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Hooked on tubs?

nah mate.

Rocks local

you aussies too spoiled , but the point is it’s like cigs, guilty pleasure you sneak off for even after telling yourself you’re one and done

Michael Flatlately

A political article with a lengthly surf-based comment thread. Now I’ve seen it all.

deeks

🤣🤣

Jack John Johnson

Liters?

Com Turren

not a liters on the stringer kind of custom. I’d estimate mid-40s, which is about right for my sasquatch-like frame

Jack John Johnson

You and Chas could film a tallmans’ BG style SITD featuring tall shapers?

Anon

I think a guy wearing sunglasses like those, can burn through $330,000 fairly quickly. I doubt this will actually make him rich.

Snowbored

Not sure where how this fits into a surf website, but here we are!
Cue Otto with an attempt to rationalize.

Otto

I can neither rationalize you, nor the actions of Mr. Sabula.

c4

Lately every time I watch Trump try and talk about something his mouth gets full of spit. I don’t think he’s going to live much longer.

Barrelled

One of many side effects that be related to a stroke but it seems like just about anything weird can be tied to a stroke.

Otto

He’s powered by Diet Coke.
Rarely drinks alcohol.
And his father lived well into his 90’s.
DJT has quite a number of years left, and will be around to see the benefits of his Presidential efforts on behalf of the American people.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Your comedic talent knows no bounds!

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

He just proposed banning blackrock and other institutional investors from buying single family homes. Do you agree that will help average people?

Rocks local

are you in favor of or against this proposal? I’m actually not sure where I’m at , do think they jacked up home prices quite a bit by swooping in and making all cash / no inspection offers, etc.

c4

Seems to me that he’s just making proposals that he knows are never going to actually happen, like the one year ten percent credit card rate limit and his health care proposal just so he can say he’s doing something about the “affordability” issue.

It’s hard for me sometimes to figure out how calculating he is.

Rocks local

don’t disagree with that general point, pretty sure it’s throwing stuff against the wall generally – just struck me that hedge funds competing in the single family home market isn’t a great idea but obviously a one off in the litany of things bouncing around out there

Hippy

Homes are purchased here for outrageous amounts of money and are not occupied

Hippy

600% lower drug prices

Math is beyond him, that’s why he has so many bankruptcies

c4

So you didn’t buy a made in America Trump phone? Read everyone that did lost their deposit money.

Hippy

No and my economics degree from Trump university is questioned every job interview

c4

Trump airlines, Trump wine, Trump casino, Trump steaks, etc.

Hippy

Nothing survives, all losers

c4

He also tried to start his own football league in the eighties that was another total failure.

Hippy

NFL owners rejected his bid to buy a team, can’t recall which team

Hippy

Those greedy fucks excluded him, LOL

Rocks local

Believe it was the generals, if memory serves

Hippy

You can’t finance some homes or insure. Next door sold for 3.2 despite water damage and no sub pump, we are below sea level a block from the estuary.

RE is nuts and accelerating rapidly, well beyond any attempt to earn a wage

Barrelled

Won’t really help with things like the 2 Kiwis that just bought 16 lots in Malibu.

Hippy

Fire damage is a investment muse

Beef & Beer

Yes the young Kiwi toy makers rebuilding America from their Chinese mega-factory, very interesting (and funny to some too).

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
And only 16 houses to do so far, possibly a practice run before building thousands of these ‘Chinese Gooseberries’ (the original fruit that the ‘Kiwi’ was developed from post WW2) all over the U.S.A.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
America built by Kiwi toymakers in China.
I can imagine that sounds quite worrying to a lot of people.

Though chances are they’ll combine multiple of these neighbouring Malibu properties into big estates and keep them for themselves anyway.

(And someone at the pub said that a certain southern-Kiwi surf-adjacent online-moderator is doing the plumbing…)

Hippy

Fire seagulls. Fuck em

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

So why didn’t Republicans just support this when Democrats wanted such a bill passed? Did you support this proposed bill in 2023? It would have helped average people then, right?
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/2224

Hippy

Gwen is never honest, she is trolling

Like an eastern US Bexy, but not ginger

Strayan Cunt

Is Bexy a ranga? Thats fucking hectic

Hippy

Tiny dick too, I know youre curious

Strayan Cunt

You just seen it or felt it too?

Hippy

LOL, he posted photos surfing Pitwater and his feet are children sized

Nice punch though, kudos

Strayan Cunt

Well we all know you’re swinging a fuck off big hammer down ay Mr fucking size 12s haha

Hippy

Can I hire your imagination?

You near Tweed?

Strayan Cunt

Yeh mate I live in Kingy so about 10 minutes away

Brutus

so in todays media circus , the trump family are working on a new hotel…wait for it….on the Goldy….

Strayan Cunt

I seen that, up at Surfers ay haha

Brutus

but how big are his hands?

Otto

The real Gwen Walz opened her home’s windows so she could smell Minneapolis burning. She has never been more honest than in that moment.

Hippy
@TheRealJackMeoff

Sure that would be great if he was being real about it.

Hippy

Too late

Barrelled

Pretty sure he’s a teetotaler as opposed to rarely drinking.

Hippy

He can’t handle it

Barrelled

Scary concept to see him on the piss.

Strayan Cunt

Imagine what a sleazy cunt he would be when he was pissed

Hippy

So fucked

FL Skunk Ape

Still waiting. Manufacturing down. Inflation up. Groceries up. Getting us into wars. Ukraine not settled. Complete and utter failure. Plus I like presidents that don’t fuck kids. Of course you’ll still gobble that cock like the rest of the cult morons. Gobble Gobble.

Brutus

I find it stunning how trump and his fiends just make shit up to support their views policy’s…as soon as you confront maga people with actual facts….they,

1) refuse to answer…and hope the facts go away

2) try and attack personally or discredit facts with their version of events , usually a right wing rabid source like Red State

3) I keep bleating on about all the ICE/Illegal immigrants etc……everytime I post the following there’s a deafening silence…….facts…..

so the show goes on, meanwhile a little factual reality on the present Ice dramas etc…..
“yeah Obama in 2012 deported about 400,ooo illegal aliens with criminal records….for $6B….over 8 years 2.75m……

2025 trump deports 300,000 illegal immigrants 80 % have no criminal record……..for wait for it…$350 B…….

So maybe the information trump sold maga about immigrants was false?

FL Skunk Ape

It’s a cult. Recall we (mainly R’s) have been dumbing down America for decades now. This is the result. Our constituency here has the collective IQ of fucking rocks. For example, my state has had an R majority for a couple of decades. We have one of the worst K-12 education systems in the country. At the same time we have a couple of top 10 schools in the country – but those are reserved for the privileged few.

Brutus

yeah from the outside …the USA is a declining nation built on the new USA, based on the wellbeing of el taco’s…….health….physical and mental…he’s a hero for the people who support him, and he just keeps feeding them bullshit to maintain and increase his power…..you have a federal health system that’s worlds worst practice costs double of any other country’s per capita $ amount….a failing economy based on oil…..ah backwoods you slide!

Otto

You think he’s aiming for a Fool’s Mate, mate?
Takes time to right the board, and make sure your positioned for a stellar year 2.

How’s your 401K doing?
Gas prices are the lowest in CA I’ve seen since forever.

FL Skunk Ape

K shaped – I am doing quite well since I have a wide variety of investments. But unlike maga fags and the fake christians, I care about others’ well being too. When everyone is doing well, we all do well – a more solid foundation that is sustainable. Right now it’s not the case and not even close. trump fucked over all the working class who voted for him. The top have made $1.5 Trillion this last year -which means the oligarchy is alive and well. Meanwhile the working class continues to get fucked. I know it’s hard for you to see way up there on your ivory tower. I bow to nobody unlike you and the rest of your fucked up cult.

deeks

You should coach a soccer team.

FL Skunk Ape

I come from a family of steel mill workers. Growing up, you were not allowed to play soccer in my household.

Brutus

so where does it end and how?

or is the really now the ununited states of america?

Brutus

haha, fools mate……gas prices in the USa have risen…16Jan average price in california $4.205…average price in USA $ 2.839….bit like the pharmaceutical prices just explained by ol OB Taco….200% -600% off…..he’s genius to work out that big Pharma will now pay the people up to 6 times the worth of their medications….wow genius we can all retire?

Mike

Never has drank alcohol.

Hippy

Can he get hard while you savour his anus with your tongue?

Dogsnuts

Yeah fam!!!
Xox

Hippy

Thing is, while otto rims Orange Clown, Camperfingers himself waiting for his turn

Snowbored

Sorry im complicated.

Otto

We all are.

Dogsnuts

What other pedo’s are you a fan of mate?
Xox

Hippy

Otto loves underaged sex

Dogsnuts

An advocate!
Xox

Otto

As a party planner to the Hollywood elite, there’s no doubt you, Hippy have repeatedly turned a blind eye to not just scandalous, but down right demonic acts by Hollywood’s movers and shakers, all in the name of ensuring your continued employment to be that little go-getter bitch for those pedo Hollywood elites who’s cash you Hippily accepted.

NEGATRON

He’s slow to reply on this one.

Hippy

It was pretty good, nice job Stray

Strayan Cunt

Is hippy a party planner to the stars? I had no idea

Abscessed Llama

a Flower mystic..

Brutus

pedo elites…ah the epstein files……..where’s the obese taco, and his coming reckoning!

Otto

Well, I’m a fan of yours, so there’s 1.

Dogsnuts

I know you are but what am I?
Xox

Barrelled

Typically, Chad will place at least one random sentence attempting to tie his sharty’s to surfing or the ocean. Got lazy on this one.

HamSammish

Another new low for Beach Grit. I did however get a request for my HamSammish recipes.

Sean Connery

My policy on gofund me minus the odd tug of the heart is it has to be someone I know with cancer or some other unfortunate circumstance that was not of there doing. Now with that being said I would for sure throw a few shekels mates way over the gofunme for the local, semi pro, 30 year old Timmy’s trip to the SLO Cal Open Pismo Beach.

Hippy

How do you host a contest at pismo?

Sean Connery

I think the bigger question is why?

@TheRealJackMeoff

Can I get an AMEN!!!???!!

John Smith

At least now he can afford some bigger sunglasses.

Strayan Cunt

And those are the ones he wears when it’s virtually dark. Imagine the size of the ones the cunt wears when its actually bright?

@TheRealJackMeoff

There is a crazy amount of money to be made being a political activist nowadays, and it doesn’t matter what side you take. If you just took the PAC money spent during every election cycle and put it towards the national debt, we would be paid down in no time flat.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Also remember the thumb goes in the bum…

7dollarsurfboard

And middle finger in the pink… like carrying a six-pack

snapper

A slow Flag finger raise to twelve o’clock works well.

Gil Gilbert

You know there’s a recent Norcal shark attack story out there

nyc surfing golden boy

remember GT, the old WSL commentator, whats he doing now?

mike m

GT, hmm, sounds familiar.

Goe Turpel? No, can’t be right.
Grant Twiggy perhaps?
Ahh, I know, Gary Timperley, the 360 king!

c4

The Von Zipper guy that did stupid post heat interviews.

Anon
c4

Miss having characters on tour, besides the child molesting part.

Strayan Cunt

You don’t find Kanoa, Cole and Crosby interesting?

c4

Haha, the wonder bread crew.

Strayan Cunt

Haha I honestly don’t reckon I could stand more than 60 seconds around the cunts ay

Strayan Cunt

“So Cole I see you and “your boys” have been hanging out with Andrew Tate, what exactly is it you like about him?” Ummmmmmm eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr, ummmmmmmmmmm. Did you know I like leopards and have my hair dyed just like them? Hahaha what a fucking shit cunt

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Cole is a fuckin bad ass when it comes to power surfing. And he ain’t scared of anyone including John and Medina. Winning bells in your rookie year then beating the brazzos at saquerema? Not sure if you can call him a “ character” but that’s a hell of a resume for his age.

c4

I remember you said he’s going to be the next world champ.

Strayan Cunt

He’s like Caroline on his backhand. Just the same turn over and over again

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Think about it. Guy obviously blows up performance rights. And smoked the brazzos in small Saq Town.
And he charges heavy lefts from what I can tell.
But his best quality is his mind and a lack of fear. Cole isn’t afraid of the top guys.
Long shot perhaps. But possible

c4

I don’t know, Medina and John John John are so much more versatile.

Strayan Cunt

Still a shit cunt though but

Michael Flatlately

Busting Down the Trust Fund

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha fucking oath. Just not a drop of charisma or a brain cell in any of them, just dumb as fuck to the world around them ay. Remember Griffs rap in Brazil? Hahahahahaahaha

7dollarsurfboard

I don’t mind Cole, only because he gets Coms knickers all twisted up

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha thats what I like about us Strayans, we are always looking for the positives

KnostMalone

it was because Billabong owned Von Zipper at the time.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Side note regarding G.T. I hit the reef really bad at v land about 16 years ago ( the left out there is gnarly shallow ). It messed me up pretty bad and I floated into the beach and was struggling to walk to my car.

G.T. was there getting ready to paddle out and he offered to drive me to kahuku hospital. Very nice guy. If he had known how hard I had roasted him online on post surf ( remember that sailor outfit he wore? ) he might have punched me instead of offering me a ride.

c4

Seems like an ok guy, just dorky af. I do remember him wearing the captains hat. Lol

KnostMalone

His half house split with PatO is across the street! That is rad he did that.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Like I said he was super cool. I was bleeding and wounded but felt I could make it to hospital on my own. He almost insisted he take me. But… v land was firing so…

Dogsnuts

Haha fuck hey.
Xox

KnostMalone

enjoying retirement on vintage motorcycles

Cbrody

he’s hangin’ out with this guy

https://youtu.be/n-5F_7DwPpo


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