Trump erasing Pete Devries steeze. Photo: Truth Social
Trump erasing Pete Devries steeze. Photo: Truth Social

Plucky Canadian surfers fear loss of identity after Trump threatens U.S. takeover

"For Canadian surfers, losing the 'Canadian Surfer' affect would be devastating."

If there is one thing Canadian surfers are known for, it is their pluck. Hearty outdoorsmen and outdoorswomen in the Great White North, 5mm of neoprene hugging rugged torsos. Booties and hoods too. Western Red Cedars, Doug Fir and Bigleaf Maples forming an imposing backdrop for tasty salmon-choked rights and lefts. Grizzly bears strolling and strutting on round stone beaches. Etc.

Like this.

Creatures Of Habit Surf Film

Raph Bruhwiler, Pete Devries, Sanoa Dempfle-Olin and, of course, first daughter Erin Brooks cutting an altogether singular vibe.

In a wild turn few saw coming, the whole “Canada Surfer” thing might be lost, the aforementioned transitioning to just another Gudauskas bro, or maybe Mel, as U.S. President Donald J. Trump continues a gilded saber-rattle aimed at Denmark, over Greenland, and, once again Canada.

Overnight, Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself, behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, surrounded by Europe’s leaders and shrugging over a map with all North America (save Mexico) painted United States red, white and blue (see above).

Michael Williams, a professor of public and international affairs at the University of Ottawa, explaining, “Unlike U.S. policy that saw your closest continental states as friends and allies, the Trumpian vision sees the geographic proximity of these states (Canada, Mexico, Greenland/Denmark) and their close economic and military ties to the U.S., as signs of weakness and sources of leverage to be exploited by the U.S. in building the continental core of it’s hemispheric hegemony,”

Tofino same same as Lower Trestles and Steamer Lane.

For Canadian surfers, losing the “Canadian Surfer” affect would be devastating. Stocking caps and beards all of a sudden hipster try-hard. Erin Brooks no longer an Olympian.

Do you think the erasure of that surfing subset is worth the cost of keeping China and Russia at bay? Gotta break some eggs to make an omelette etc.?

Discuss.

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justiceminister

Brooksy won’t be shedding too many maple leaf tears over any laughable attempts of annexation. She is American as apple pie. Looking forward to how Greenland shredders are feeling at this point.

joe carpenter

They just need to get over it or quit using North Coast WA surf spots and calling them Vancouver Island surf spots on their so called backcountry surf expos. If not, be the 51st with higher gas prices that you are.

Sup Braj

5 mil wetsuits? So brave

deeks

Must be ripcurl to be that expensive

Sup Braj

Grape smugglers

Mason’s Hoe

Who’s been getting waves?

deeks

Bullsharks

Brutus

waves of bullsharks!

Mason’s Hoe

Those guys are always scoring

Brutus

Is there surf in Green land?

Asking for a fiend of mine

@TheRealJackMeoff

I scoped epic waves there on the mid to upper west side on Google maps but the new versions don’t show them anymore.
But I counted at least 20 full on legit setups, probably way more.
Looks like September/October would be the time to go.

Brutus

just did a bit of research and yeah Greenland has good surf, especially on Disko Island…and Greenlands surfing capital….ya right sept – nov…Qeqertarsuaq island…..

Strayan Cunt

Hey Brutus can I ask your guru like mind a cuppla board questions? Do you think a shapers “DNA”, ideas however you want want to say only suits some surfers and not all? I got boards in my younger days off heaps of different shapers and got real mixed results. Got a few off DHD that I just didn’t get along with, then got some off JS and the first few felt good but then the last one was a dog.

I have been mates with Luke from LSD for about 30 years but never got boards from him cuz he was down in Sydney but then when he moved up to Angourie I was chatting to him about my problems and he said come down and see me for a surf and we will have a chat. Had a splash, showed him my current board and told him what I was feeling and struggling with and he gave me one of his and told me to have a few surfs and tell me how I got on.

I fucking loved that board the moment I stood up on it and have been riding his boards ever since haha. My next question is I know you watched the latest stab in the dark episode and wanted to hear your insight to it. Which of those shapers do you rate? All good in their own right? Are any of them real cunts cuz I only know Darren hahaha

Brutus

Ha ha , deep……you are opening up a subjective can of worms………

I will answer a liddle bit vanilla…..firstly LSD does actuall customs and is low volume operator…which means he can give personal service and better bds…he’s rippa of designer shaper…..so you are in the best of hands, as he sorted your board problems.

When you talk brands like DH/JS/Marciano etc…they produce volume , and cater for those who want a certain brand and performance is secondary, the shaper just does not have the time to service real customs…

knowing that SITD is advertorial ( you have to pay) you get a pretty basic set of shapers….PYzel can shape all bds from kids to guns/slabs etc……DH/JS good small board shapers but no real design skills ( what design are they famous for?) and Marcio also…Britt is a pastor and hobby shaper……why do all CI’s have his dad’s logo and not his??

How’s that???

Hippy

hobby shaper?

His dad founded the company

I don’t ride them, not a friend, but your take is suss and not about his boards

Barnycle

Fully agree. The guy can clearly shape, and alongside Dane , and other riders, came up with some innovative (no idea how universally applicable) designs.

Also repurchased the company from Burton and got it going again, alongside his business partners

Brutus

yes he can clearly shape………and he’s a great surfer and guy….but I don’t see the innovation in designs

Brutus

I know Britt really well , he stayed with me in France, surfed and prayed together….spent time here at Bells with him…..

He’s a Pastor first and foremost…the last few years since the Merricks bought back C I…….been a boost in C I’s image……..but the question is why do all C I bds have a” designed by Al Merrick” on them?

He came from shaping a few boards off the blank , and now he’s heading up the CI Co again…… to be honest I was stunned when Biolis asked the question about why does Britt still use his Dad’s name and logo…Britts answer was pretty crappy attacking Matt personally , by calling him a dick and not answering the question.

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha epic mate and cheers for the honesty. Yeh what surprised me being from the land of right points was that I struggled with some local shapers and fell in love with a guys boards who was from the Northern Beaches. I would have thought those guys would shape boards that went better in the waves up here and shapers down there would shape boards better for beachies? Like I said I fucking love Lukes boards and he will be genuinely stoked when I tell him about your kind words.

It’s funny to me but sooooooo many groms and guys from round here are riding Pyzels now but every time I pick one up I just dont really like the look of them. Same for Sharp Eyes

Brutus

fuck mate…honesty /truth are in such short supply these days…..but it’s just an opinion…my truth…..and now Luke works up in Tweed…give him a hug from me.

He spent time in France working with us all…great surfer……

What you are talking about with brands /shapers etc….you are trying to compare apples to androids….

the branded boards are good average models , LSD supplied a personal touch to sort out your boards…..that’s why real custom orders and service…depending on how good the shaper is….I think there’s an enormous difference a stockie and a custom, even though I do get a lot of orders , some are just about the colors and the look!

Strayan Cunt

Will do mate

@TheRealJackMeoff

Is LSD Luke Stedman?

Brutus

Like Short…shapes all Noah Deanes bds….

@TheRealJackMeoff

The reason Pyzel has done so well, as well as Biolos, is that their boards are extremely user friendly across a spectrum of abilities.
John especially was ahead of the curve on the machine and being able to replicate those user friendly models.
But with them trying to get something radically different than what’s on the menu is next to impossible, even if you know them well.

Happy Camper

Cool. a Great surfing video included in the political editorial.
Beach Grit……IS BACK!

Otto

Thank God. It’s finally settled. Canadian Bacon is not bacon. It’s ham.

Occ Topus

Really? People surf in Canada?
How masochistic! In medieval times, they would have been flagellants.

Beef & Beer

This whole thing is very reminiscent of the BL vs KS fiasco from some years ago.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
As seen in this historic photo…

Hippy

you are so far off this time

pipspuss

Is Negs on hiatus?? Little generous there with BL.

Com Turren

Lane Splitter went good at fat, 2 foot Taco Bell Reef last week. Pretty drivey and goes rail to rail surprisingly well for how beefy and wide the recommended dims (which I initially had doubts about) were. Will report back after I get it in better conditions with a bigger canvas to work with.

Barrelled

As much as the board review is quite relevant to (as opposed to adjacent to) surfing, a board review from a guy who is 6’5″ and 250 lbs is kinda like a board review from the Lilliputian over at Stab. Doesn’t really apply to the average individual. Glad to hear you likey the board though.

Hippy

You don’t test boards at that wretched place

Barrelled

In all honesty, board testing is fairly worthless given the fact that everyone surfs quite differently from each other. If you are back foot inclined and I am front foot, your review would mean nothing to me. Take the old CI Twin Finner (the OG TF with wings, not a twin fin) as an example. That is a full on front foot board that cannot be surfed off the tail, it will spin out. But if you surf with more of a front foot bias, its a fucking dream board when its small. If I told you that but you are the type that surfs back foot heavy, you would have hated that board.

Hippy

I’m a driver too. You can classify most boards that way, drive or steer? Used to write R an D for two builders, would never submit the review until it had been tested in various conditions though I will admit that I traveled to empty point breaks which is a qualifier. I would shoe horn a few lefts to test heal side, but usually when i got back home to beach breaks.

Nowadays with no shaping “ models” it’s another forgotten vocation anyway

Barrelled

I swear I saw you few days back around Linden. Do you always wear a big hat?

Hippy

Baseball hat is all i got.

I do walk to rincon daily so if you see someone trekking from gutterballs to Hollies on the tracks

Rocks local

don’t get out there too often but tend to stay a few days when I do , will look for the hat next time

Hippy

no hat most days

We have tourists now so you’ll see all types of shit.

Rocks local

yep , ms rocks is a lover of SB generally so she finds a likely oceanfront spot in the general vicinity and we hang out there for a few days and try to stay quiet and blend in. Surf early, wander late , etc

Hippy

Lemme know

Barrelled

No dreads?

Hippy

Come on man. If you play reggae, I’ll walk out

Brutus

that’s why it’s important to have an R&D team who translates their performances into a good model for the masses…eg Tom Currens best high performance bds anyone can ride and love em> Tom Carroll surfs so different and his boards were so different…no-one could surf them……fast forward……A lot of people don’t like the PYzel Ghost as it’s JJFcentric,he surfs very different , compared to Ethan who is combination of Parko/Mick…..so good average boards for the consumer!

Com Turren

The outlier big units need board reviews as much as the outlier hobbits do though!

Sean Connery

Did you go with the squash or swallow tail?

Com Turren

squash

Hippy

why does Mikey take so much heat?

Barrelled

I’m just pointing out that he is about 5′ tall so his board reviews don’t really apply to anyone in the 6′ range. Other than that, he seems like a decent person.

Hippy

I get your take, but the dude cops shit here as if he deserved it

Barrelled

Everyone at Stab cops shit here. Not surprising given the history.

Hippy

You do know Derek was Stab

Barrelled

That’s the history part

Hippy

Meaning he was that culture and became liberal here. Maybe Chas requested that?

I was banned at Stab. Hurt my feelings🥲

Rocks local

badge of honor

have almost quit the place multiple times, but they kept me hanging on by dangling Kelly’s SITD series out there the past year or so – and how surfers get paid has been pretty entertaining, imagine you probably know some of those back stories already though

Hippy

Maybe, but I don’t follow stab since they went subscription

NEGATRON

The sub is well worth it. You’d be surprised at how good, open and frank some of the series are. Top shelf surf content.

Brutus

a bit superficial , but at least there is someone trying to present parts of surfings commercial culture!

NEGATRON

Also like most, I’m a total industry outsider so it’s refreshing to get some gritty content instead of being spoon fed lame “best wetsuit of 2025” bullshit.

Brutus

gritty…ah that’s why we are here…..LOL…..but stab not very gritty!

Brutus

Kelly’s STD…now there’s a thought,LOL?……….had a look at Stabs ,”how surfers get paid,” and yeah some info but just surface level stuff, relative to their advertorials…….was a lot juicier 20 yrs ago!

Barnycle

Surfers get paid is proper entertaining. Haven’t seen an episode in over a year so hoping that the new ones give me the same laughs.

Barrelled

Derek comes off as pretty far from liberal, at least politically.

Why’d you get banned? Too many posts?

Hippy

Andy opinion

BograilCutback

Do share

Barrelled

Hippy never shares, just throws little hints.

Hippy

His corporation managed / contributed to his death

BograilCutback

It fits his namesake to be a grifter I suppose

Brutus

perhaps a badge of honor?

Picard Madeoff

Hippy I see you and a few BG regulars are alternates for the Rincon Classic
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Barrelled

Ha! Dan or Keith Malloy are taking that division.

Hippy

Never see those guys anymore. When they first bought at Dane sushi’s point, they were there every day. Saw Keith and his chick at avo fest maybe 5 years ago. Dunno what happened to them.

Same with Keone. Disappeared

Barrelled

They don’t live there. And I wrote Dan but meant Chris. Dan not entered. If not them than Winkles for the win.

Rocks local

is there a prize for high lining one from above the river mouth down through the cove??

Picard Madeoff

I’ll offer a bottle of cheap tequila!

Hippy

They are running this weekend no matter what. Keets said the long term forecast is that shitty. That connie is snake bit.

My plan involves high tide beach break 45 minutes south. See you there

Picard Madeoff

Sounds like we will miss out as we were offered space at a friend’s house in Carp in early Feb if it hadn’t happened yet. Enjoy!

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Save an empty spot on the podium for Ronnie G. At the top. Honorary first place. Good to see he’s still haunting surf contests on the CA coast.

Picard Madeoff

Rumor has it, Ronnie was headed to eat sushi and not pay before being gunned down over a few t-shirts.

Rocks local

STAB in general does a couple things very well and much of the rest is like fingernails on chalkboard. Mikey seems fine, pretty good little surfer

Hippy

Nicest guy, easy in the line up, surfs well, smiles

Type of dude if you have to share…..

Fuck Stab and I’ll agree. Even his filmer was fun. It’s funny how often we’d cross paths, made me think I was making the right decisions in his hood. Thats a good trip to fill your tank on empty peaks

Brutus

advertorial?

Sean Connery

You really love that guy don’t ya.

c4

We have Taco Bell point or indo Mar. It’s where all the tech kooks take their soft tops in between hot Pilates classes and zoom meetings. Worst wave on the coast.

Hippy

That’s where com test drove through hordes of dorks

c4

Thought he’s down in So Cal.

Hippy

Road trip with the ugly sled?

c4

I was thinking there’s a spot down there with a similar nickname.

Hippy

Howdid taco bell score front row to Linda Mar?

Remember pulling into the lot and shaking my head

c4

I don’t know but people love that view so much they have weddings there.

Hippy

Weddings at Taco Bell?

Wowi

I did a gig in Mill Valley in June, loved the red woods..older models looking good getting out of yoga class. You ever troll up that way? Highly recommend

c4

I don’t go to mill valley too much even though I live right on the other side of the ridge. Hot moms everywhere here though.

Hippy

I had my head on a swivel at dinner one night. Smiles everywhere, my wife noticed too not that santa barbara is lacking.

Some places that I travel for work have bleak choices for females.

Barrelled

Been like that for years. Built a house there in the mid 90’s and it was like that then as well.

Hippy

I did a photo shoot with Restoration Hardware in Sebastapol, took a long lunch down to a lonely close out. Always wanted to look around up there, but was advised it was a waste of time

Com Turren

fucking Sonoma county. I wasted a lot of time somehow consecutively dating three different girls from that area. you’re not missing much unless you love overrated wine. Surf is also mostly shit and very sharky.

Hippy

Women are different up there, low key, still sneaky hot

Com Turren

and sneaky crazy

Picard Madeoff

You always deliver!

Occ Topus

It used to be an A&W Rootbeer. When I surfed there occasionally in the 80s (embarrassing to admit), we called that part of the beach A&Ws.

Com Turren

think I’ll surf OB if I go up there and bring a board, but I kind of want to go to that particular Taco Bell, just to see the shit show. Is the 7-layer burrito back on the menu yet?

Occ Topus

“Indo Mar”?! 😆
That’s hilarious. Such a shit wave. Top LEL that it gets so crowded when OB is so close and 10x better.

frank

Lindonesia

BograilCutback

Give it a go when the reefs light up down here in SD. Seems suited for it.

Upright twins trip me out. Prefer a quad.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I like quads way more too.
finding the right fin size and placement on twins is tricky, and nowadays the fins end up pushed so far forward that putting your feet back on the tail like normal will place your foot behind the fins instead of over them. This is especially true if you are not paying attention and put your tailpad where it normally goes instead of shoving it forward a few inches.

Hippy

Did you see the board? Fins are way forward

@TheRealJackMeoff

No didn’t see it.
Had a couple of them from Mike Mattison(Northern Alliance) and the went well, and I’ve seen other people killing it on them, but I struggled a little bit with that forward placement.
Just gave up a great used Tokoro that had traditional placement because finding and paying for the right size fins was more than I could take.
Should have just glassed a trailer on that one.

Hippy

true ames will make you the fins

Brutus

yes but what fins, where?

Hippy

If you visit, you should visit their warehouse, all fins

Brutus

my meaning was…there might be lots of great fins …but what do you need for your style/weight/cluster /configurations etc……choosing the right setup should come from the shaper!

Brutus

sounds like the twins you have been riding might have the fins too far back….have you tried a Twin + Stabilizer?
I see soooo many Twins with fins way too far back…….back in the day, Twins were at 11″ forward , 1 1/4 – 2″ off rail pointed in at the nose , which just so happens to be 1/4″ tow in!
Fins are the last frontier of design …so important like the wheels on a car…..very few people ride and test new design fins because….??

@TheRealJackMeoff

The bigger fins are what really separates the new versions from the old days.
To be sure they are fast and hold unreal.
I think I need to pull the tail in a little bit to compensate for the forward placement, and remember to set the pad over the fins, I am a little guy with little feet, and penis…
The twinzers nowadays are unreal, I have had unreal moments on them, the smaller fins out by the rail had them tracking less and easier to pivot at high speed.
Fins are for sure the frontier.
I think crowds making every wave need to count dissuade alot of people from experimenting.

Brutus

too big a fin causes too much pressure and can stiffen a board up and slow it down……story, when we were all designing and shaping boards/guns/stepups for Hawaii…..we used same fins as short boards….AB was surfing channels in Hawaii with varying success…..spent a lot of time in Hawaii with AB and DD……his fins were tiny…..so we tried smaller fins (Thruster)…a whole new world opened up…took years , and we are still fine tuning fins/twins/thruster /quads etc……so little effort put into fins…

As far as experimenting goes , very little from todays vanilla shapers…not designers!

@TheRealJackMeoff

So true

@TheRealJackMeoff

I haven’t had a custom in so long it hurts, but if I do get one I think I am going for a pintail quad or twin with a deep 6 channel off the rails.
Randy Sleigh(RIP) shaped me a couple magic 7’0’s with that setup., though they were thrusters, but I figure quad or twin would be next level fast with turn on a dime capabilities.
I figure shorten it up, widen it out a little but keep the tail a little pulled in, allowing for smaller fins, and thicken it up a little.
Big dreams but like a friend of mine used to say, dreams are free…

Hippy

i had a Randy Sleigh 6’2” that was unreal, more than magic

Swallow, perfect entry rocker, simple bottom

It died in Oaxaca ten years later, what a gem. How many times have we wished we brought the old girl home to trace the template, no computers back then.

I did give it to Mike Richard and Chris Mc Elroy and it was copied, but never exactly the same. Jerry O’ keefe got close, Bob Clayburger tried. I couldn’t take it to my shaper, he’d be so pissed that I rode it for years

@TheRealJackMeoff

I truly miss Randy.
First time I met him at the Wave,he was dressed in all leather wearing sunglasses to hide the black eye Marvin gave him.
He knew my style well enough that when describing what I was looking for he was totally on the same page, and the boards I got from him reflected that.
One of those guys, like Brutus, who lived and breathed his trade, shaping until he couldn’t shape no more.
He passed within days of my Wife, of pretty much the same affliction, but in a different body part.
He was, still is, and will always be a legend and true friend in my eyes.

Brutus

Marvin F?

still shape / design but not as many!

Brutus

reading what ya writing……I will be back in SoCal end of April…..would love to do ya one of my new VC 4’s….I actually use 4 .5 thruster fins as the sides , 3 1/2″ stabilizer for smaller waves and as soon as ramps up in size replace stabilizer with Thruster back fin 3 bds in 1…faster /easier and …??

@TheRealJackMeoff

I’ll mark that down on the calendar.

BograilCutback

I remember seeing a pic of Gerr on a twin with the pad waaaay up, and it took my pea-brain a second to realize exactly what you say here.

I guess I just like the idea of more points to pivot off the rail with with four fins as opposed to one. The depth of twins makes me feel like I’m on ice skates. Same amount of area if not more but broken apart seems to add a more positive lift and hold. Maybe I’m naming that incorrectly, but hey might as well give surf talk a go on a supposed surf website.

Hippy

Narrow the tail for bite and reduce drifting

BograilCutback

It’s not the drifting for me, just kinda pluggy to me

Brutus

pluggy…hmm does that mean…wait for it…a bit boggy?

BograilCutback

Even a bit soggy!

Brutus

oh no soggy boggy….sounds terrible in a surfboard,LOL?

Strayan Cunt

We used to call gay fellas shit splitters down here back in the dark old days before we all woke up haha

Wave Wizard

Are we talking the taco hell between boat bocks and the right in front of the bathrooms?

Brutus

was wondering for a fiend, is Taco Bell indigenous?

Wave Wizard

Definitely omnipresent

Happy Camper

rode some Twin Fins before.
way more fun in private than they are in public.
couldn’t understand a word they said. orbadee badorfen dorba…da

kinda like riding a moped.

Barrelled

Can’t wait for this thread to have 200 comments, 195 of which will come from Hippy and Otto’s lovefest plus Strayan Cunt’s classic comments. At least Gila seems to be gone from the over posting and deleting.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Ah come on….
I got to be at least 30 percent of that by now….

Barrelled

You need to find a love story partner first.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I miss the Gorilla….

Rocks local

just assumed he would be back eventually but I guess tapped out for good???

NEGATRON

Hope he’s happier. The king of being in a cunty mood.

Rocks local

he lit me up over some comments on privatization of Mexican point breaks, ha – I probably deserved it, but he was pretty damn cranky about the whole thing

Barrelled

He had some ties to Mex, just not sure what. I thought he lived there at one point but pretty sure he denied that to be the case.

Hippy

Dual citizen, good dude

Occ Topus

Vonr is a good dude, irl.
He had his reasons.

Barrelled

Reasons for being in a cunty mood (Ha!) or for bailing on the below the line crap? He gave a pretty detailed and coherent reasoning about why he was exiting the comment section. Mostly just that it’s toxic, which it can be. Hopefully he comes back.

Occ Topus

Neither.
I’m referring to VONR & Mexico.

Barrelled

I know, was kidding.

Rocks local

we eventually came to an understanding and got along ok afterward

Michael Flatlately

I still feel his disappointment at my caving to pressure to change my name

Michael Flatlately

He had reasons for having no reason

Hippy

His spot protects itself with limited access

Chas Smith

Such a softie in his guts, though.

Barrelled

I did enjoy his input. He has popped back in a couple times (at least I think he did, I could be wrong but someone was posting under another vonr handle at one point after he left). Negs can correct me if I be wrong.

Occ Topus

Wait… I thought YOU were his love story partner.
The two of you bicker like an old married couple. 😆

Barrelled

I prefer lovers like you that don’t have heavy menstrual mood swings causing the occasional freak out. 💋

Occ Topus

A man after my own heart! ❤️

@TheRealJackMeoff

It’s not menstrual, more like menopause.

Brutus

yeah stick to men?

Barrelled

You’re next ya big hairy ball of loveness ❤️❤️💋

Brutus

ok , never forget hairy as , and yes a ball of loveness…butt and so fucken old you wouldn’t know which wrinkle to root,LOL!!

NEGATRON

You’ll be happy to know Gila hit with a ban for excessive deleting.

Barrelled

Ha! So did he go to Stab or back to Swellnet?

NEGATRON

No idea. He’ll be lurking here, equal parts contemplating a new account and happy to be cut free

Com Turren

Awwwwwww…his meltdowns were so entertaining though!

NEGATRON

His first reaction is pure rage. Interesting for a guy that retired at 40. Hate to him online if he was still grafting. But yeah I enjoyed his take, just the holes in the commentary were getting out of hand.

Strayan Cunt

How long did ya ban him for Negs? Do ya let people know or does the screen just go blank? I am just wondering what to expect hahaha

Hippy

Negs requires you to post comments on Inertia for six months penance

NEGATRON

I gave him a warning about the deleting, it got 10 fold worse. Used to be able to give peeps a time out option rather than a ban or the people favorite a shadow ban where only the person and myself can see the their comments. But we running the cheapest version of Disqus now only a straight out ban available.
Not sure how it looks at the other end? guessing it says you an no longer access disqus here?
Don’t flatter yourself, you’re just commenting like a kid thats discovered his dads porn stash.

Strayan Cunt

Hahahahaha Carn Negs deep down you love the simplicity of my comments mate. Must be a breath of fresh air for all you stuffy old kiwi cunts? So how long is he banned for?

NEGATRON

Yes, no and fuck knows.

Strayan Cunt

Haha stoked you enjoy them mate, plenty more where they came from. I haven’t even told yous any of me Koby stories yet ……

Brutus

go on…and I might tell you mine?

Strayan Cunt

Ohhhh this sounds like the show me yours and Ill show you mine game I used to play with girls when I was a grom haha

Barrelled

That’s what you keep saying. Put up or shut up I say.

Strayan Cunt

Haha I told you all about the Kelly and DW thing when it went quiet over there didn’t I? I will drop one later for ya

Barrelled

Except I have no fucking clue who DW is.

Hippy

It’s so fucking stupid. Kelly stole somebodies girl,, never happened since the dawn and time and 20 years late DW is still cock blocked over it and god forbid Kelly show up on Tav with China doll?

Lucky DW did not hang with us during college. Very lucky. He’d be scarred for life, but apparently he is anyway.

Barrelled

Who the hell is DW? Dana White? That seems odd.

Strayan Cunt

Thats a very simplistic and not accurate take brother.

Brutus

then there was Kelly and Pamela……he never recovered!

Hippy

You ever see Giselles sister?

Brutus

yep and Giselle…one of my ex-french ladies was her manager…..she was in foodland Hawaii, when A saw K and introduced them…..A was representing Marilyn Gauthier at the time later ran IMG models NY……..Giselle so down to earth ….you really fucked up Tom B

Strayan Cunt

I told ya where hes from, who he was sponnoed by and his rough age mate but I aint going to give his actual name on here cuz hes a mate

Barrelled

Lifeguard??

Strayan Cunt

OK mate we are deep enough down here in the comments now, so put your ear very close to the screen and I will whisper his name ….. Dane Ward

Barrelled

Well, I have no fucking clue who that is.

Strayan Cunt

You’re a surfer from Slo Cal and you don’t know who Dane Ward is?

Brutus

not to be confused with Chris…Wardo?

Strayan Cunt

Haha na definitely not

Brutus

you’d love Wardo….

Brutus

san Clemente?

Strayan Cunt

Yep

Otto

Homemade chili and cheese omelettes, so good and such a kickass hangover cure.

Barrelled

Don’t forget the Elsinore brew for hair of the dog.

Otto

truly a strange brew.

@TheRealJackMeoff

You know what works great for a hangover?
Not drinking in the first place.

Rocks local

or, as happens with increasing frequency as you leave 50 in the rearview, falling asleep after the first drink

Barrelled

A big, fat cone (no tobacco please) has always been a wonderful hangover cure.

Hippy

I was shocked on my first Oz trip alone. “You mix weed with tobacco?”

The guys arrived on our shores a year later and I gave them a bag of fat outdoor indica.

Barrelled

The tobacco spins with every bowl are crazy. Always tripped that the Aussie crew thought cones were too harsh straight up. So they add fucking cig to it??

Brutus

actually softens the harsh pot cough…ya can have bigger hits/all pot/hash cultures use tobacco……the spin from the T , is also hilarious!

Otto

Man, now that’s just crazy talk.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I know.
I wouldn’t do it….

Occ Topus

Nonsense.
I’ve been sober for over thirty years. Don’t miss drinking; definitely don’t miss the hangovers and blackouts!


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