"So he comes in, and he's got his eye is bulged out, black eye, shut, like a boxer..."
The Lord of the Rings trilogy is set to be theatrically re-released as extended versions, this coming weekend, much to the thrill of fantasy buffs and beleaguered surf fans alike. The films first graced the silver screen 25-years-ago.
Director Peter Jackson, who hails from New Zealand, shot all three epics on his native isle introducing not only the country’s natural beauty to audiences around the world but also the natural beauty of actor Viggo Mortensen. The Danish-American played the dashing Aragorn, Ranger of the North, who helped the li’l Hobbits deliver that evil One Ring to the fiery depths of Mount Doom.
Yowza.
Jackson, in any case, opened up about the production of the films ahead of the re-release, revealing much interesting factoids.
Did you know, for example, that the entire trilogy was shot at once?
“The thing with these movies, of course, is we shot all three of them at the same time and then in a mixed-up kind of way,” Jackson shared. “So one day we’d be shooting a bit from The Fellowship, then that would be on Monday. On Tuesday, we’d shoot a scene from [second film] The Two Towers, on Wednesday, back to Fellowship again, on Thursday to [final film] The Return of the King. So it was just one film really for us.”
Viggo Mortensen “like a boxer” after surfing
Very cool but did you also know the aforementioned Viggo Mortensen was disfigured by the Hobbits whilst surfing?
“So in the mines of Moria scene, too, the other thing I remember,” the auteur continued, “we all show up to shoot that scene. And Viggo had been out with the Hobbits during the weekend, and he’d been surfing, and he had sustained an injury surfing, like the board had flipped in the air and whacked him in the face. So he comes in, and he’s got his eye is bulged out, black eye, shut, like a boxer swollen and he says, ‘I’m sorry, Peter. I’m sorry.’ And I said, ‘Oh God.’ So you’ll see that all I could do is to shoot him from the side. I couldn’t shoot [head on].”
Surfing, man. Always causing trouble.
I remember my first Peter Jackson film very well. Growing up in Coos Bay, Oregon, high culture was difficult to come by though by some great chance, I stumbled on the masterpiece Dead Alive. I watched Lionel woo his Paquita all while being emotionally abused by his nasty mother Vera on loop.
Highly recommended.
How is Taj breaking up with his wife not being reported on on this surf tabloid site? Fear of reprisal? Access journalism?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-15454471/Taj-Rebecca-Burrow-marriage-split.html
That’s fairly sad. Hate to see any marriage split up.
Do you think Raimanacould get Trumpty Dumpty to his feet?
For sure goofy foot, back leg steer or front leg driver?
Maybe Com can lend him that new board but put the fins in backward?
Then read him Dungeons and Dragons until he rage tweeers at 2AM?
Calm him down with a glass of corn syrup
Read his love letters to him from Hap Camp and the Otto? I think thats debinked though because they’d have major cabinet positions
Raimana was at the vb pool helping Pharrell get up this week
A goofy foot?
Nah….
Are u ok?
I think this is the sharticle that broke the camels back for me, I just have nothing to add to this convo
You just did!
The thing that most greatly confused, to be honest, was how a black eye was a bad look for a battle. Why not show a rock hitting his face then boom. Realism.
The hero must remain unblemished, apparently?
bwahahahahaha https://x.com/edwardrussl/status/2012166720278913530?s=20
Heavenly Creatures was tops. Young Kate Winslet, yow
From surfing, or an intense game of poker with Gamjee?
Singing hobbit from the faraway land of zeppelin
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F0w0CkrwxV0
Why didn’t those damn eagles just pick Frodo up in the beginning, fly him to the volcano, and just drop it in? Problem solved.
The Mordor anti-aircraft air defense system, coupled with Sauron’s ability to scramble the Nazgûl riding winged Fellbeasts to intercept the Eagles.
NERD
perhaps, but back when I was in college when these LOTR movies somehow prompted good looking girls to want to pay attention nerd shit, having read Tolkien as a kid paid dividends.
not hating just stating bro i get it, had the trilogy and the hobbit in paperback on my childhood bookshelf
did you slay any proto-nerd girls as a result thereof though?
i slayed nothing throughout my hs years it was just a sad lonely 4 years for me and this is while lettering in wrestling AND football alas i feel like chazz michael out here
What if it was nighttime and foggy?
Angry old men who think that some of the best fantasy-genre cinema ever created is shit. 15O million copies of the book sold. Millions of cinema tickets sold. Billions of dollars generated and tens of thousands of people hired.
BG: ‘NERDS’
BG: ‘They interrupted my day 😢’
Triggered
Is that intestine?
landed in Auk and spent an hour at oversized baggage because Lord of the Ring techs had so much fucking equipment and Air NZ was falling over themselves accommodating them. Bunch of geeks, who watches that shit anyway?
Obviously Chas.
That you that is more of an Impala and Nova guy as opposed to Camaro’s?
Terrible movies.
counterpoint
really good movies
I’ve never seen! Read the book when I was a little boy. Are movies good or bad?
mehh
they were the best delivery of the books’ story that you could reasonably expect from Hollywood.
fuggen awesome.
great!
The Amazon series Rings of Power is fairly entertaining, too, if you needed to burn some time.
The bit where he kisses Liv Tyler on the bridge though – I know it was in the books, but – what the fuck – where did that come from?! Pissing away in a bar, then pashing an Elf queen! Come on Skip.
it’s kinda corny i guess but eff it it’s all we had in the”70’s
projected game time temps pretty chilly, dropped a c note on your bears
haha….what story;s about good vs evil???
Wanted to announce that due to lumbago, gout, and frequent urination I will be unable to compete in the Pismo QS this year. More details to come on my only fans page. Stay strong everyone.
feel ya, been battling a kidney stone and plantar fasciitis the past couple months , getting older sucks bad
Everyone gets to suffer. This was more a commentary on the weird old crowd who keep entering local contests and post heat totals of .80. WSL must love taking the entrance fees. Looking at you Tab Textor.
ha , smoked me out , dammit ! Although I’ve never entered a qs
https://www.myfootshop.com/products/airheel-by-aircast-2?srsltid=AfmBOop_cStk8pNwueTNHbn-ix9xBCiUcPOCYvkY-mgJz0V-ZgcOOLmI
Cured my plantar, can’t help ya with the stones
nice, thx for the link !
Thanks for the update, so relieved to hear you’ve got a handle on this
T and P.
Toilet and Paper?
harsh man, super harsh
Not much to say about whatever it says above the line, not much of a Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter fan.
But…..can you imagine accepting an award (that you have long whinged about), yet that award has someone else’s name on it and a little piece of paper that has your name glued above it? Beyond embarrassing.
I’m waiting for Italo to snort all of his earnings so I can become an Olympic gold medalist. Give it about ten years I figure.
Like wearing another mans jersey
A participation trophy for the snowflake.
Nek level sick.
But even sicker is her giving it to him and getting a Trumpy bag in return.
Worlds gone fucken crazy.
Strict rules against transferring the prize—any transfer is not even recognized.
https://www.nobelpeaceprize.org/press/press-releases/a-nobel-prize-cannot-be-revoked-shared-or-transferred
While the prize is not transferable, the medal itself can be given away.
Ole Alfred must be rolling in his grave….
Question: Is DJT a Teddy Roosevelt reboot? Guts and glory! Iran! Venezuela etc etc.
Charging into battle at tip of spear, freezing hunting trips tracking big game in the north, preserving large swaths of pristine wilderness so as to be safe from exploitation for generations to come – kind of opposites , I think
absolute lad
speaking of good books, his bio trilogy by morris was fantastic
Teddy Roosevelt fought in the Spanish-American War.
Trump dodged the draft because of “bone spurs.”
TACO is a coward
Meanwhile Mc Cain ,while taco was at club 54…..???
He’s a 2nd Term President that doesn’t have to concern himself with reelection. That’s all. It’s an enviable position to be in as the Leader of the Free World. Lots of F’You energy that every two term President has wielded.
Except he’s got the worst poll number of any modern president and he’s destroying the Republican Party.
There’s going to nobody left in it besides conspiracy theorists and white nationalists. JD Vance said he’s fine welcoming the Nick Fuentes followers in.
So many Hitlers.
So, so many.
Pretty bad if you read the leaked texts of the young Republican group chat.
I can only imagine how pissed off young white men must feel, inundated with a deluge of “you’re white, and you’re a biological male, and heterosexual, and a Christian, and as such you’re evil incarnate”.
Such shit will test a young man.
I agree that young white men are falling through the cracks. More females are going to college now than males. There have been programs setup in my community to try and help them more.
Seems like there aren’t very many good role models.
c’mon there’s Andrew Tate?
Leave it up to Democrats to create a problem, then act like they’re the solution.
who created the epstein files?
So they’re snowflakes?
They perhaps would be if it wasn’t their teachers and professors telling them that. As it is, no, they’re not snowflakes. They’re scapegoats.
This is based on all your fieldwork sitting in classrooms around the country during the Biden administration?
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which one do you think will replace donny…..Eric/JD/Rubio….who ya betting on?
McKinley, loved tariffs and annexing foreign lands.
wait on what about his 5th cousin….FDR….goaded Japan into WWII…..so the USA would enter WWII?
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