World War Mog continues with Shane Dorian latest player!
You’ll remember, yesterday, your breath stolen by photographs of senior powerlifter Shane Dorian.
The one-time foil to Kelly Slater on the pro tour mogged for the camera in a series of sexy photographs, demonstrating a forceful torso and snug curves where his shorts hugged the behind and the crotch where the cloth intriguingly bulged.
Muscles in arms and waist the rippled as he pushed and pulled on the gymnasium equipment
Hearts thumped and, all over the world, fingers went to flies.
Now, Shane Dorian is being hailed as surfing’s ultimate Looksmaxxer and, say fans, his athletic physique rivals even Clavicular, ASU Frat Leader and newest stud on the beat Adrogenic, whom you can examine below.
Looksmaxxing, if you’ve swung into this late, is that subculture of young men that has turned self-improvement into obsession. What begins as innocuous “softmaxxing”, skincare regimens, gym routines, strategic haircuts, quickly escalates into “hardmaxxing,” where devotees pursue jaw surgeries, anabolic steroids and “bone smashing” to chisel an idealized face of sharp angles, “hunter eyes” and lantern jaws.
Clavicular, real name Braden Peters, is the 20-year-old looksmaxxing streamer and influencer who’s become the chaotic face of extreme male aesthetic obsession. Since fourteen, he’s been on T, pumping androgens to chase peak hypermasculinity, jawline sharpening, frame widening, hollow cheeks while preaching that brutal “mogging” (dominating others in looks) unlocks life’s rewards.
Rooted in incel message boards of the 2010s, the movement quantifies attractiveness in pseudoscientific metrics, promising that maximized looks unlock social capital, romantic success and existential worth.
Recently, Clavicular was brutally frame-mogged by an ASU frat leader in a viral clip, shoulders dwarfed, presence erased, sparking “World War Mog.”
Allies like 6’5″ Australian chad Androgenic flew in for revenge hunts, turning it into decentralized online lore with villains, side characters, and endless clips.
Important question: who wins in a no holds barred Frame Mog free-for-all, Clav, ASU Frat Leader, Androgenic and Doz?
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the hotel he stayed in is 1.5K a night, I can take my family somewhere for a month like that living like the plebs we are without having to dine at night with a bunch of facists that honestly only care about looking as hot as they can and fucking over everyone they can for cash
Can we use the “f-word” here? Not that one, but the other?
the -ascist word? they dont even bother anymore, pride minus the colors…
sorry, had not read above the line, comment fueled by sycophantic (cough…otto…cough cough) vibes running on epstein adjacent articles here lately…
yep, the -aggot word totally ‘fit’ (pun intended)…
boy, those dudes on xwitter link are in for an early -uicide word…
You think Hog has pubes? Waxer, I’d think.
I doubt 10hrs/week of working out would improve my surfing or enjoyment of life.
I’m fine with surfing a couple of times a week and a moderate dad bod.
They are so stupid, I can barely breathe reading about these fuckwits.
I can barely breathe too, but for diff reasons I think.
looksmaxxing??? lol jesus fucking christ
Yeah im same, youtube is plenty, socia media is for chicks.and it not doin em any favors
gone for a week, return to see the site didn’t go down w/out me, sort of disappointing , tbh
Welcome back. Its going down…just slowly.
if my twitter (X) algorithm can be believed , we’re pretty much all just one more software update from being swallowed into the AI hive mind
Whats blue sky like?
looked pretty good the past week when leaving all things electronic behind
You resurrected the site with this comment
It’s been excruciatingly boring without you
Even Otto mentioned your absence while he defended Bondi’s failure to investigat anything associated with the files she has redacted and obstructed from releasing
off searching for happy , no luck
He made a reappearance here recently
Ur kinda obsessed with otto.
we could all use a partner like Otto who is willing to overlook/excuse all of the dumb shit we do and only view us through extremely rose tinted glasses
Hes just grateful hes on the least worst side.
easy for a midget twink like Dorian to be shredded. lets see if Mick Lowe can yield the same results..
Sad news out of puerto viejo, Costa Rica. A Van Dyke lad murdered in his home.
I just read the article and realised that I stayed in his hostel, Hotel Puerto Viejo, when I visited the area.
Shocking news. He was ftom a major Santa Cruz surfing family and had lived in Costa Rica for decades.
Salsa pumping last week
I would seek an explanation of this article, but society is cooked and I can’t help
Extreme male aesthetic obsession?
Hunter eyes?
What i do know is Shane was never any competition to Kelly, barely sniffed the top ten and was more worried about keeping up with Ross Williams. The entire Momentum crew were betas and cucks to Kelly.
The only comp Kelly had were Chris Brown, Shane Beschen and Andy. That’s it. Strayans will add Herring, but his sleds were dogshit
Yes, DR.
This is some true Grit.
Culturally relevant!
Can someone tell him that you can root heaps of chicks just by being normal?
Xox
There’s “heaps” and then there’s “heaps”.
I think these narcissists are after a situation where they place zero effort into game and the chicks just come up to them and ask for a root. Similar to what Leo DiCap and Brad Pitt probably experience.
I have a feeling that they are more into impressing 14 YO boys.
Oh yeah, the thrill is in the engagement and the hunt!
Xox
I have no idea what this article is about, but I won’t be rereading it. Thankyou and good day sir
Looks like Shane needs some Balinese bogan tatts.
Maybe this ‘fearless’ one would suit him, with all sorts of animals he could hunt..
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And Chas could get this one below (to fit in with his Coos Bay gangster roots)….
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+1
One mans homoerotic journey from whiney asp surfer to condom full of walnuts
Poetry
And they’re big on Christianity! Super caring!
Looksminusing a lot easier
Back in the day, “low T” meant you had full blown AIDS and your T-Cell count was getting terminally low.
That might explain the far left behaviour, nothin to lose