"He'll catch 50 waves before you even get out the back, already have bagged clips, spray you in the face and still say it sucks out here!"
What’s your fav Jewish joke? I got two.
A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven. When he gets there he meets God and tells him a holocaust joke.
God says, “That’s not funny.”
And the man says, “I guess you had to be there. “
And,
A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench together when a kid bends over in front of ’em.
“I’d love to screw that,” says the priest.
“Screw him of what?” says the Rabbi.
Gotta laugh, yes?
Dane Reynolds is the King of the Goys
Now, today’s video is from the Studio of Dane Reynolds, a former world number four surfer known for his go-for-broke style and as the founder of breakout surf brand Former.
It features the Israeli Olympian Eithan Osborne who lives in Ventura, California. His mammy is a “French-speaking Jewish humanitarian” with a Motorhead sticker on the back of her Volvo stationwagon.
Eithan is a Hebrew name which you pronounce A-ton, which is not be confused with A-tom, the sorta bomb the Israeli’s pack in case their backs get put to the wall by the Iranian mullahs. He was courted by the head of the Israeli ISA when he won a WQS event there in 2019 and soon he was on the Israeli national team.
Eithan holds three passports, US, French and Israeli.
From the descriptive note accompanying Eithan’s latest film, Lost Pinterest Final Cut,
“Eithan is the kinda surfer that runs out to the session whether it’s onshore and 2 foot or offshore and 12 foot. He’ll catch 50 waves before you even get out the back, already have bagged clips, spray you in the face and still say it sucks out here! Harness that energy, force it upon some gentle peeling rights, film it all and you have yourself a mood board… Lost Pinterest.”
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can he surf real waves?
yeah but….think world champions and not journey men!
A lot of tradesman like types. But yeah Dane’s the one with title shot written on his CV.
Love Dane’s surfing and attitude. Hope he smokes em on the Challenger and climbs about the C.T. in 27’
Over it…molly lost….cunts
They’re in total denial in the booth of how bad it is out there
Such elegance. Such grace.
And a cute tot
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The complete human woman.
No words. Other than, maybe, the waves have to be the stars.
A QS contest in great waves is far more watchable than a CT contest in mediocre waves. You all know that already, but I’m just spewing.
Imagine being a brand manager for some (non-surf) company sponsoring Caity and tuning in to watch that.
Luana didn’t advance past Round 32. Stupid judges.
I am surprised they make a gath hat that will fit on Izzy s head !
She wears that so 5G won’t steal her heat strategy
Backdooring the backdoor-rer
You get the idea
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Wearing sumo undies should be a point deduction
barrel dodging is still a thing with the ladies unfortunately
Moana backdooring it
He should stay away from Eithan, that kid is weird. Ha!
yep, pretty sad, although Caity did get a couple pretty turns in
caity and Sierra in water now , if there’s a heat worth watching will be this one
And Charley Medina!!
Xox
omnipresent
Erin Brooks having a talk with jesus before the heat
Why does Allysa deserve equal pay to anyone on the Men’s draw? Tell me Joe
that wasn’t a bad Pipe wave she just caught
Joe mentioned she deserved equal pay. Does she?
Negs thinks the guys voted to go on in slop last night.
I don’t trust a word from the WSL.
they did. Kemper asked each one of them what they wanted to do, and they said let’s go. Saw his conversation with Callum on camera
Condensation?
Had to turn this audio off bro.
autocorrect has been unkind to me today
What did you mean?
conversation.
“You know, the other partners would really love to see you at Pelican Hill on Saturday, Com. It’s important to them”
Com thinks about his plan hike into Portuguese Bend that morning….
“Of course I’m playing with you guys!”
I’d be drinking beers and driving the cart. Had two back surgeries at age 30 and threw my clubs away thereafter
You missed the point
sorry bout the surgeries too… that sucks
If you can surf, you can golf.
It was just an analogy lost in the wind
My favorite Billafuck movie btw, in the wind
It’s In the Wind, no lost. And Bunyip, Green Iguana take the cake.
That south picked up quickly mid morning. Some bombs got ruined in minutes. Bunyip is too much Egan and the only thing better about those films than PUMP is production value although Sunny and Occ at Nihi was pretty sick.
I love watching some old school Luke Egan, style for days. Like Margo switch.
I will have to watch again with your thought in mind to see that comp cause never thought that.
Right foot foward is the only way. Plus, I’m a big fan of the knock-knee style. You can add NPJ to that as well.
You mean right foot forward over the front fins or goof?
Goofyfoot Hip. Right foot front of fins is for barrel riding only.
On a side note, I don’t think Sunny ever went to Saggy’s. Place was WAY to raw for him back then.
Still in Hollywood with Occy
Electric
fuuny story about Sunny and the Billabong challenge at Gnarloo…Sunny refused to saty in tent at the camp , so he stayed in Carnarvon Motel…and drove 4 hrs to and from…….then got it down to 3 hrs….then 2 1/2 hrs …then he wrote the car off!!!
Ha! No chance he was getting anywhere near Saggy’s back then.
exactly!
still shredding
So is Margo. I remember the first time I rocked up to Byron and opened my tent to see Margo taking the Wreck apart when it was all time. I was in awe of his style.
Can’t recall Neil’s style, been awhile.
can’t quite surf like I used to
I’d rather like to think that I parried the point
Momentum and self belief with just an ok forecast. Eli was on a roll and probably thought the shitty conditions would’ve suited him, The Aussies are just battlers and big, small, rain hail or shine wanna duke it out. Griff probably cared the most but had zero stakes in a QS and was just getting reps in. The camera was on alot of chats going down.
who you got this weekend Hip??? anyone but Pats for me
please not the patriots
new ENGLAND!!
go sea eagles…have ya seen our punter…ex-afl player best in the NFL?
Take Seattle
Watching the women. Last time I saw this much barrel dodging and pocket rides, I was watching my clips from the Slater Tub from a handful of years back
Com, just tuned in to see the scores and Gab was the only competitor with over a 2. something total heat score. Gab only had a 10 something.
Why shoe horn both tours? The women’s tour would be great at the traditional venues, more respectful to them that way. HB Pier, Malibu, would go on but who was that fat chick struggling to walk in the sand in red singlet? Let the women have a stand alone tour.
And this is beach break and they’re not cracking double figures…. why bother?
They should start issuing negative points for taking off on non-set waves.
Here’s the deal, if you’re going to taunt the most talented surfer of this or any generation for being cautious at Chopes, you should mention the women aren’t ready for pipe. Sure Caity and Molly….
Then you have to mention why half the draw deserves equal pay? They’re being paid more for the time that they surf than the men? And they take up valuable time during a contest window.
Just separate the tours and let Darwin decide which one survives….
Cmon, Hip. You can’t seriously think the pip had more natural talent than Slater. If you want to argue that he became a better surfer then that makes sense considering he’s 20 years younger.
But to pretend that he had more talent is preposterous. Slater had an extraterrestrial connection to the ocean, and a surfboard as well. Could argue that connection only ended once the injuries piled up.
Pip was outsurfed by Chip on that excellent Zipper movie Stab/Monster put out a while back.
I reckon if they separated the tours the event window would be cut down too. Did you see that 14 year Gal’s best wave? fuck. legit.
What does that matter if they make such shit decisions?
Why? They can’t afford to run one tour as it is without tourism money.
WTF WSL haha womans pipe CS going down in clean surf , mens final pushed through in shit. Am i missing something here ?
The men were asked. They wanted to continue in those conditions.
Were they?
So apt.