“The sea, the great unifier, is man's only hope. Now, as never before, the old phrase has a literal meaning: we are all in the same boat.”
One of the brighter moments of a life lived in the hot suburbs in an isolated Australian state was the refuge of television, and no other man shone brighter in my tweenie life than the French undersea explorer Jacques Cousteau.
Repeats of his seminal 1956 documentary, Le Monde du Silence, The Silent World, thrilled me to all hell. I was their captive as these underwater spacemen, equipped with Cousteau’s aqua-lung, and wearing only little trunks, swam with dolphins and explored shipwrecks.
And, heart-stopping thrills, too, as Cousteau’s boat Calypso rams a pod of sperm whales for close-ups, mortally injuring a baby whale (lacerated by the propeller). They harpoon it to “end its suffering,” shoot it in the head on camera, then massacre attracted sharks with axes, harpoons, and clubs, calling sharks “mortal enemies” while showing a bloody frenzy.
Later, they dynamite near a coral reef to “census” fish by killing and counting floating corpses, destroying habitat in the process, and which Cousteau even notes the irony in narration.
A simpler world!
Now, John John Florence, three time champ and Olympian, has been hailed as the modern incarnation of Jacques Cousteau, after the release of this four-part documentary series, one ep per week for a month, following his Pacific voyaging with wife Lauryn, baby Daz and brothers Nathan and Ivan.
Last week was all Lauryn and Dez, watch here, this week we get a good hunk of the brothers Nathan and Ivan and a left that just don’t give any fool an easy entry.
Beginning one of John John Florence’s movies is a lot like curling up on the sofa with the Bayeux Tapestry. The stories unfold in complicated and minute detail. Each sequence is like a perfect little novel that teems with more characters than you’ll find in a Proustian fever dream.
As Jacques Cousteau said, and which certainly would include John John, “Every explorer I have met has been driven—not coincidentally but quintessentially—by curiosity, by a single-minded, insatiable, and even jubilant need to know.”
Essential.
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Team Zissou!
JJF an incarnation of Jacques Cousteau is ridiculous – an ocean lover and film maker definitely but an oceanographer and inventor hardly.
https://youtu.be/p7yoT-XOGg8?si=ayxSkPq4xJ_6cEnP
One of my favourite movies.
Yes! Almost perfect.
I misread the title as “…Curious, single-minded, unstable”
Isn’t this how you’d describe all BG commentors?
Umm, they used to call people that didn’t
work and just surfed—beach bums….
The nice thing about sailing is that it’s life without abstractions. Modern work is so far divorced from its ultimate purpose. You wake up, check/send emails, type into some little word docs, make little presentations and speeches etc. but the purpose or reason why you do this has layers of abstractions beyond the kernel requirements of food and shelter.
Sailing removes all of that. Every bit of effort or work you do is directly related to surviving that day. Reef the sail so the boat doesn’t break. Carefully balancing sleep with watching out for bigger boats that will run you over.
Youre not nuanced enough to disguise your voice, it’s plain as day. Ever since Gwen cut “ her” dick off and fell in love with you ( be careful she’s a biggun) she also lost her ability to discern, blinded by Strayan c love.
It rivals your occasional fawning over Otto and Gila. 😉
Who is Gila? You always mention him, obsessed?
Otherwise, I did like that we had a boy on that stretch of coast. So few surfers here and all…. you get out today?
I simply prefer to refer to his original moniker that stated he was “Crazy for Dick” or “Dick Crazy” (not Crazy Dick as he thinks they named him on Poppies II) per the semantics of the native language he chose to use.
Not today but yesterday had a few. Early season due south has been kind to the area.
not-essential……
Ever heard of a proxy server/vpn?
Calypso https://youtu.be/RFh9rFRxTp4?si=tu94CK4qVk6wyhST
Reading this was more entertaining than actually watching part 1 … so much possibility , so little actual content , please god save me from yet another drone shot
The drone does get a bit monotonous, okay here and there but doesn’t make surfing look good. The lack of surf content maybe a little insight into how difficult it can be to find waves that haven’t already been found. They traversed some insanely high potential areas for waves but pretty sure they have already shown the majority of the good waves they found, specifically the one out in eastern Fiji. Should be more to come since they haven’t entered the Indian Ocean yet.
The irony of traveling by sailboat is that it is not that easy to safely get close to big waves. The whole anchoring a 15t boat right in front of reef with bombing swell becomes a bit of a comfort and safety issue in most situations.
Definitely got quite a bit easier with Google Earth but, while boats are the best, it can be hard to actually find new waves. What the heck happened to the Google Earth Challenge anyway? Did the exposure (and false discovery claim) of Donkey Bay lead to its demise?
They did a second year. The spot did not blow up because until very recently accessing the general area of the wave would get your boat confiscated.
It looks like access has changed recently but if people are surfing it they are doing an incredible job keeping their mouths shut because the wave isn’t that hard or expensive to access for how good it looks in photos.
You talking about Donkey Bay? Hasn’t that place has been 4x access forever and nearly impossible to access via boat? As for recent absence from media, I believe that it is a super fickle wave in terms of sand flow and its been stated by the fisherman/surf crew there that the wave isn’t always intact at is was 15 years ago and didn’t really exist before turn of the century. It is supposedly in one of those states at the moment where the sand is shitty.
My friend Jay from Marin County began surfing it well before the Google challenge thing. He lives in Swakopmund been there 20 years. I asked him how long of a tube he’s had and he said “ I don’t count the seconds”.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I think surfing did the google earth challenge twice. One time was Namibia, the other was a right reef/point in Central America that was off limits because it was too close to a prison. They sent one of the Long brothers down there. 2005-2010 were some hazy years for me though so my memory isn’t exactly trustworthy.
I’ve seen you know a lot about spots that don’t have much info about them beyond person to person offline sharing, so I’m actually kind of surprised you’ve never talked to someone about this place.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Never been to Central or South America except Panama so don’t know much about the place except what friends have told me. With regards to Google Earth Challenge, OG winner was a spot in Western Sahara that is close to a military base run by Morocco me thinks. They never went there due to the access issues you mention. No idea about any Central American waves they tried to access.
Those islands are off Mexico.
And yes access denied.
Is that Islas Marias?
https://vimeo.com/144123683?fl=pl&fe=sh
That actually looks so much more manageable than almost every other video that I’ve seen of the place.
Place looks scary as fuck when it starts to get over 7-8’.
the high camera angle and wide angle lens make everything look smaller
Kharg Island about to go purple blob.
Strike mission
On a Mission
Thought most sails boats had a little launch or dinghy, with a little outboard motor.
Some a hell of a lot better than others too. If your exploring you better have a good motor on that dingy.
Yup
Haven’t been watching much of his stuff but from what has been around it seems like the one good clip of him all last year was at cloudbreak. I’ll stick to watching WSL contests instead of people changing diapers on a sailboat.
Go to 3:24 of the video he posted a week ago. That right is in the Lau group, eastern Fiji and is also the island shown in the video’s little cover thing.
Looks pretty fun, I guess I’ll watch the series.
It’s actually at 10 mins in, not 3:24
Thanks
I remember, long long time ago, Jim Banks whispering, “Go to the Lau…go to the Lau.”
Thank you Rocks. Was gonna maybe watch if I was in a pinch but probably just re-watch Harry Bryan’t stab 5 part over and over and over again instead.
They should get him on Snapt In The Dark
Good call
Really? I’ve been quite enjoying these JJF vids. But then again, I’d rather go surf or read a good book than watch 80% of WCT events.
Don’t disagree with your surf or book premise – and generally a fan of jjf. Just don’t think this lived up to what it could have been. And see drone shot comment.
Kellys gunna needta buya boat! Only way back into the limelight. But itd end up like that Drifter movie all smoke & mirrors…
Damn, another week.
John John, Nate, Ivan, and Dane edit coming soon. I’ll Jacques off to the thought of that
What about those French cinematic classics ‘Jean Deux Florence’, and ‘Man of the hooded Springsuit’ ?
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Sure to make a comeback now…
One of my fav movies of all time.
Can’t wait for Gila/None/Blowin to post then erase another post. Really helps with the flow below the line. Although it does give Hippy a moment to fawn over him.
But let’s ban Strayan Cunt for annoying the one whose fake name shall not be spoken.
Lets do it all again tomorrow huh?
Jack me off ghost has become the game player.
Delete, block…. So many cool options!
Downvotes as well.
Jean Jean Florence
Is Strayin Cunt alive? Seriously it’s strange to see someone who literally lived on here just vanish. Did you really axe him Negs?
what happened to Pauly the meme bitch?
Bailed to be ghey(er)
Thank fuck…
lol, argeed
Wind something tight enough and eventually it pops.
The needle swung off its left axis, I think.
Oh dear was he into the smack
I guess the bell tolls for all of us someday. Would be great to see old mate back in time for the season opener and the beginning of Cole’s first title run.
Mate. Seriously.
He’s able to make another account and come back. In fact, I believe that he did already for one day. It’s just the SC account that got nuked.
If he created another account and stayed clear of any serious breaches then Negs would likely leave him be.
Mate. Did you think I was being serious?
Youre in love
Thing about you Hip is….. you simply aren’t funny. Plenty of historical knowledge ( not close to how much I have but decent), good surfer, very well traveled.
You just aren’t funny bro
Did the 2 of you live together in the past, like in wedlock?
Cole’s first title run. Thanks for the laugh Gwen.
What is his weakness? Right points? No he won Bells his rookie year. Micro beachbreaks? No he won in Saquarema in 3’ mush. Big left puts? Aww hail no he chargers Chopes and pipe. Competitive chops? Fucker ain’t afraid of nuthin
Pits not puts.
And I will say it again I don’t think Cole is even slightly intimidated by anyone in the world including Gabe, John, Kelly, grif etc.
He’s gonna win a title SOON. I feel it in my bones ( Trump reference lol )
Andrew tate, gay hair dyes and diamond earings are his weakness.
Cole Slawson?
He’s Crayfish Popsicle now. Different persona but same person.
A light suspension, I believe. Back shortly.
Thanks
Crayfish popsicle is your boy, lover
You are the one that licked his nuts not me
I know which one im watching.
Are you going to cry when Cole out Gabe’s Gabe?
Yes
Me too in a way. But Gabe might be less motivated with John bailing. Full asterisk title
I dont believe in asterix titles.
We are all naive when it comes to love
But I admit John prob couldn’t have won title unless Fiji Chopes pipe pumped
2001 World Title??
Big time but I still think C.J. would have won it if it went to the end
Ok Negatrump. I am not discounting the title, just responding to the “I don’t believe in asterisk titles” from Bexy.
Wasnt his fault