Gabriela Gonzalez an apparent fan of professional longboarding, amongst other things. Photo: Instagram
Gabriela Gonzalez an apparent fan of professional longboarding, amongst other things. Photo: Instagram

Boy band singer, Miami lawyer, Hawaiian surf coach and influencer twisted up in wacky murder-for-hire scheme

With a cameo appearance from Dustin Barca!

I was not expecting to have my eyes widen dramatically, this morning, when I began scrolling the news but here we are. So there I was, reading headlines whilst drinking a fine cup of Seavants coffee in my small French tumbler. I ditched the mug, a few weeks ago, and am really enjoying this new sophistication. So there I was, anyhow, when the Los Angeles Times headline reading: Influencer, lawyer and surf coach charged in plot to kill L.A. boy band member.

“Hmmmm,” I thought to myself. “All the ingredients of a BeachGrit story.”

I began to read about the high-powered Miami lawyer Francisco Gonzales, his Instagram influencer daughter Gabriela Gonzalez and the Hawaiian surf coach (or instructor) Kai Cordrey were all charged, yesterday, with conspiracy to commit murder, attempted murder and solicitation to commit murder. The alleged plot revolved around former member of the boy band Why Don’t We named Jack Avery.

According to the record, Gabriela Gonzales, 25, and Avery, 26, were once in a relationship and have a 7-year-old daughter but now are locked in a custody dispute. Four years ago, Gonzalez told the courts that Avery was “unfit” and “dangerous.” Around that same time, prosecutors say, she began speaking openly about wanting him dead.

My eyes were still relatively closed at this point.

Gonzalez’s dad, the aforementioned high-powered Miami lawyer then allegedly began texting his daughter’s new love interest, the aforementioned Hawaiian surf coach, about recruiting someone to threaten and harass Avery.

Eyes slightly wider, but imperceptibly so.

Avery, the Los Angeles Times reports, decided the “retired MMA fighter” Dustin Barca would fit the bill.

And there we go. Eyes dramatically wide.

Barca, of course, was a fearsome character in our surf world some decade-plus back featuring, lightly, in the best-seller Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell which documented scary nights on Oahu’s North Shore. I spent time with him, after writing the book, during his mayoral campaign days and found him somewhat enjoyable.

Well, the criminal complaint did not accuse Barca of any wrongdoing and, apparently, he did not return the Los Angeles Times’ calls asking for details.

Continuing on, Cordrey then headed to the dark web and found LizardKing69, whom he believed to be a murder-for-hire bro but, as these things often seem to go, was an undercover FBI agent. Cordrey acted as middle man, lawyer-father sent $14,000 to LizardKing69 to get the job started and was promised more when it was done.

But, as already mentioned, LizardKing69 was not about to do any murdering-for-hire. Gabriela Gonzalez was arrested last week in Los Angeles. Francisco Gonzalez was arrested in Florida. Information on where Cordrey is not yet listed but I want more Barca.

Please.

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Gil Gunderson

Sorry for the naivety, I’m new to this. Just to clarify for my mind, is it $14k + GST or $14k cash for Barca to wack off a guy?

Sean Connery

Hey Gil. Its 19,657.68 Australian Dollars. Hope this helps.

Gil Gunderson

Phew! Errrr, I mean, yeah, lucky if your budget was $20k… 👀

Andy C

Where’s Strayan Cunt?

Bashar

Silenced by the Yankees

Sellme fitzgobbins

Just noticed the hairy armpit….. not just evil but gross too

Andy C

It’s hawt

Sellme fitzgobbins

Bush too when you zoom in….
Brazil may not have many great attributes but hats off to the “Brazilian “

deeks

Mate.. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed .

Maxabillions

Was the Mosque shooting in San Diego not surf adjacent enough? The shooting in Bondi certainly was. What is the Beach Grit surf adjacency criteria for religious killings in surf areas?

Sean Connery

It was missing one critical component. No jewish person died or was injured.

Sellme fitzgobbins

More surf adjacent news that may or not even be real

Hippy

Her mug shot isn’t very influential

janeausten

…hirsute, very 70’s, not your thing?

Hippy

I’m not hating on the non shave

Wasn’t a kink till i saw this photo, BUT i draw a line at murderers

Hippy

No contest today?

Shocking

BograilCutback

https://youtube.com/shorts/GzZ8oaoKa4k?si=WtYROF8qScGTOF2-
this might help

Wish his legs were bigger though

Hippy

The footage of Tom and Frankie in the Transkei is all time

Litmus footy ridiculous too

Haven’t seen him in decades round here, Joe too?

BograilCutback

It’s the best. Litmus Occy at Bells is nuts too.

Round here being BG forum or SB?

Joe is in Oregon.

Hippy

SB

Barrelled

I thought you signed to some sort of geriatric client? Joe has been in Oregon for close to 20 years but I think he might be in far NorCal at the moment.

Hippy

Nah man, Timmy Nelson missed all his payment deadlines

tim_nelsen

met my Lebanese dealer on the cliffs at Hammonds. paid full price for an ounce of his cuntry’s hashish. no backlash and product was as advertised. never involved in a bad drug deal but still nervous when i transact with dispensaries. “Since you’re a senior, we’ll give you half price!”

BograilCutback

I saw him once at Hammonds a decade ago when I was at school there. Was like seeing a deer walk onto your front porch.

Hippy

Brooks?

I was surfing an esoteric reef in Gavvy and who climbs down the cliff?

He sits wide and waits for me to go, then I sat wide waiting for him. No words spoken, all through high tide on this keyhole that Barrelled has never seen

He won his first title that year

BograilCutback

Nein sir, if Brooks is a name.

That’s sick.

Barrelled

You haven’t a clue what I have or haven’t seen Itchy Scratchy. You just don’t see me posting random photos of waist high waves claiming it’s some secret spot on the SB coast that hasn’t broke in 10 years. That’s just comical, made up, look at me shit.

RQ.

nearly flat at the swell magnet. not often that it gets that small.
hasn’t stopped everyone heading there though by the looks.
that said, you can be out there trying to longboard knee high waves and a head high set will come through out of nowhere.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Hippy

I’ve seen your spot too big, never that small.

Wow

Hippy

Do you live on the property just north of the turn off?

RQ.

that shot is from the (not super popular when it went up) surfline cam up near the turnoff. I live up the valley.
here’s the view on a good day:
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Hippy

Fuck cameras

Hippy

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… This is Hippyland

Yesterday was teal good

BograilCutback

Summerland?

Hippy

LOL.

But that last wind swell on the evening high tide was surfable for the first time in a decade

Hippy

When they removed the kelp bed and the oil pipe broke, Summerland lost sll its sand. Hoping it recovers, semi promising

Mike

That was from a massive swell the season before last(kelp and sand). All that sand ended up at Padaro.

BograilCutback

Noice.

Barnycle

Mercy. That looks beautiful. Do some people leave their back doors open at night ? That’s always been my dream.

RQ.

we do not lock up really.

RQ.

it’s rare. usually something happening somewhere along there.

channelbottom

Why would Barca do something that stupid and ruin his life?
He might be suing for defamation soon.

Also, it’s a stupid haircut, but worth murder? I doubt it. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

https://hiloathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/kai-cordrey/3920

Hippy

Happy Camper sported that hairstyle in 1984

@TheRealJackMeoff

A haircut to die for…

Joe_Turpel's_Unbearable_Drivel

Jess and Tru both love kittens and marshmallows…

Gosh, sometimes Tru says, ‘hey, you know what? I want the last marshmallow!’, and Jess’ll say, ‘hey, no way, it’s mine!’, and they’ll have a little squabble about it for a moment or two… but then they’ll start laughing and tickling each other and a feeling of peace and happiness begins spreading across the whole land.

We’ll come back to that in a moment, live action in the water…

Andy C

Gosh Joe,

Two girls, one marshmellow

I like where this going

Happy Camper

throw a bit of chocolate in the mix and you could have S’mores

Andy C

“chocolate”

FL Skunk Ape

Man, I can smell that image of her – disgusting. Please never post anything like that ever again, or I’ll be meeting you at Tower 9.

@TheRealJackMeoff

This just goes to show that if you want anything done right you got to do it yourself.

Firelipe Torpedo

Careful out there boys

Picard Madeoff

IF your next article isn’t about how to properly hold a French tumbler while sipping coffee, I’m not sure I can go on in life! While I await this article, I am curious as to whether one should sip with bended or straight pinky?

Sean Connery

French tumblers, stylists, pink capris, striped shirts, penny loafers, mid lengths… Where does it end?

BograilCutback

Oof.

Revealing.

Barrelled

Wherever that end is, I don’t ever want to go there.

Rocks local

I draw the line at striped shirts

Picard Madeoff

Rumor has it you wore a striped Outerknown button down to graduation. Tell us it isn’t true?

Rocks local

my next outerknown apparel purchase will be my first , ha

straight cville style, shirt matching the silver hair

Picard Madeoff

Father’s Day is just around the corner

Occ Topus

Hard to say for certain, but it may involve a closet (nntawwt).

Picard Madeoff

Chas is a fashion scion and we must model ourselves after him so buy those loafers and capris!

Michael Flatlately

Don’t forget stylists! Edit: Oh, you didn’t. As you were.

Happy Camper

…at the French beret.

Beef & Beer

It ends like this…

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

tim_nelsen

Chaz Tom Wolfe?

Low wide stinkbug stance

Wait until Chas discovers espresso.

Picard Madeoff

When Chas regales us with visuals of velvety crema forming on top of a freshly brewed espresso we will explode with joy!

Jack John Johnson

Raglan Roast

Barrelled

Maybe they will give her a god damn razor in prison. The hairy pits and hairy bush extending outside the bikini look is fucking grim.

Occ Topus

Some find the hippie/unshaved look appealing. The butch prison dyke that chooses her for her girl may well be into hairy bushes.

Sean Connery

I could see you two making a cute couple.

Barrelled

I think she might have been a Bond girl in the 60′ and 70’s. Can you confirm?

Sean Connery

If one of my bond girls showed up with a stupid nose ring like that she would have gotten tarred and feathered.

Happy Camper

bitd as a young galavanter, I often would carry a Bic disposal shaver when I went out galavanting….just in case.

Hippy

I must know you

“ Gee, looks like you could use a fine tuning before I tune you, my place?”

Com Turren

they’d be out in 2 years if they were charged in San Diego Superior Court—just ask Tim Lambesis.

Picard Madeoff

OK that’s great information BUT can we focus on what really matters here? Chas has a French tumbler and we lessers need to learn more about this accoutrement

Tom House

This story is hairy. Hard to see the forest for the bush. Or trees, I mean.


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