"All I wanted was to be a mariachi, like my ancestors. But the city I thought would bring me luck brought only a curse."
Live Chat Day 5 of the Surf City El Salvador Pro
Photo: Steve Sherman/@tsherms
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I loved it mate!!!
Day 55 of the dagoe city pro…brought to you by meth .
if they can’t catch a wave they’re certain to catch dissentary
Any chance of them running tonight? This comp has had more false starts than one of my roots
Mitch is a shit cunt
Ditch the Salad bar is a proper fat cunt who should have done the world a favour and eaten ELO before he went on his homo rampage. It scarred poor Friff who now just wants to be a daffodil or a sand dune bless him. A little like the Wacko Jacko story when he admitted he loved sleeping in the same bed as teenage boys but they never bumped helmets. He was just trying to be the poor fellas white young girlfriend and the judge said no dramas Mr Jackson you write some catchy tunes and how much money do you have?
Haha fuck
It’s like you guys talk in another language, there’s english words in there but they aren’t arranged in any way that other english speakers can understand.
True Bogan.
absolutely and completely understandable even having participated in them since about 12 yrs old what really is the point
Tyler’s and an oxygen stealing queer cunt,
Dam that feels good !
I imagine like some of the others you’re terrified of life on here without a mod Andrew but don’t worry, its all going to be OK
This is going to be like stab circa 2012
Hahahaha I just wish I could get me banned Tyler Wrong comment back up cuz she was a bewt haha
lol, I didn’t see it, pleasse repost
Hahahaha I remember the comment but it needs the photo. This event is fucked for the live chat and is fucking wasted now theres no mod. The ones that are set up good for us Strayans are going to go fucking nuclear hahahahaha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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Hahahahaha. In fairness Jack is gong hard and posted up a pic of his morning shit earlier which is epic when ya think Dane got banned for showing pics of what he was having for lunch hahahaha
Bahahahaha
He is not a Shit Cunt. But he is def a cunt of some sort for sure…..
Are you serious?
Where are you from?
Jack did I just see a picture of your poo mate? I thought we were self masturbating.. I mean self moderating on here sir hahahaha
So much El Sal shit talk it needed an illustration.
Yeah, everyone thinks they own everything.
Is it the dude that films the PreComps?
He is a cheeky cunt for sure
Hahaha
Just another Cunt.
Gotta give it to the Knicks – they’re scrappers. Great comeback.
San Ant epically shit the bed.
A RealJack sized dump!
Couldn’t see anyway they could lose that at halftime…
Boos at MSG for the Knicks in the 2nd quarter. Hahahar
Its cool seeing all the cocaine socialists sitting up front.
Is that the Youtube dude?
Or Surf Dads?
Everyone should come here to hang out.
It is Beach Grit
https://youtu.be/q3q2SKD1iGc?is=lSQj8O6xzmivNlp7
Doesn’t want to get strip search-ed at the next comp!
Isn’t Marco now flying the Mexican flag as well?
A little alt for yous still here waiting for some edgelord comments to happen.
Kind of conflicting cause they are chewing up some prime habitat in gods country, but on the other hand so radical to watch.
I’m off to watch live feeds of the tornado outbreaks in the mid west…. https://youtu.be/ReHVEV81Ifw?si=zNcmf7pUA_2G1hEm
Yep, severe storms are en route. Now we wait…
Hope the best for you…..
Tornadoes super scary.
TY. They are both scary and fascinating. We’ve had several close calls and a couple trees on the roof, but so far we’ve been lucky. When the sky turns green, we head to the basement.
32 severe storm warnings and 5 tornado warning rn.
Seen so many photos of downed trees I lost count.
Midwest storms are no joke.
First line went north. Looks like the next line is going to break up before it gets here. We should be good until tomorrow afternoon.
Are you in the mid west SS?
Yes, upper midwest – Michigan.
No sleazing please mate, you know the rules!!
My wife is in the Canadian Midwest right now and says it’s wild.
Also semi off topic but this is the…most honest piece of music about surfing that I’ve heard. Like all media about surfing seems corny or foreign to what I do but this nails being a middle aged dude who spent a lot of time chasing waves. https://youtu.be/RONXqXaF8oI?is=EHmP8oPo93XrTt89
Try ” sharkfin blues “
by the drones
Interesting music
“Miki Dora was arguably the most gifted and innovative surfer of his generation and the foremost opponent of surfing’s commercialization. He was also a lifelong criminal and retrograde: a true embodiment of the distorted male psyche. He was a living contradiction; both a symbol of free-living and inspiration, and of the false heroics American culture has always celebrated. With lyrics of regret and redemption at the end of one’s youth, the song is about Dora, and McMahon (Dunes), but ultimately it is a reflection on all manifestations of mythical heroic maleness and its illusions.” – Amen Dunes
Getting on fine
Catch the next wave
Get the move right
Darken the wave
Coasting all day
Coasting all day
The way you’re going
We know what you’ll say
The waves are gone
The waves are gone
The waves are gone, you said
Man, they all gone
Pride destroyed me man
‘Til it took a hold of me
And I feel it when I cry
I can feel it in my dreams
Miki Dora
Taking your time
Waves are gone
Waves are gone
1963
We were up on North Beach
And you’re copping all my tricks, man
But you don’t do it like me
Sitting on the pier
Sipping on my beer
I come upon a vision
When Mary comes to me
Silver golden waves
And chills that keep me clear
You all recall my name
But don’t mean a thing to me
Miki so fine
Catch the next wave
Miki Dora
Darken the wave
The waves they are gone
The waves they are gone
The waves are gone
The waves are gone
Pride destroyed me man
And I didn’t know the deal
I said, “I’m sad I’m gonna cry”
Scaring the devil in me
I shouldn’t have gone
We shouldn’t have gone
But I did not discover the difference
It didn’t come to me
Give with nothing to take
Slid along the waves
He could not suffer existence
It wasn’t meant to be
Getting on fine
Rolling on me
There’s still enough time
To roll around with me
Roll around with me
found that a bit bland tbh- kind of went nowhere.
What did you see/hear in it?
For the first 1/2 of my surfing life I used it to escape my own personal problems. Which works very well until it doesn’t, kinda like drugs. This isn’t everyone who surfs but it’s a common enough pattern. I think using surfing this way kinda stunted the development of some necessary skills just dealing with stuff required to be an adult in modern society.
That zone has been getting hammered for days now.
edit: hope your wife stays safe.
Yew!
Imagine them waking up, and thinking… I hope it all goes smoothly at work today.
No point wearing chest armour, elbow pads, knee pads and the rest. Imagine the stacks they have had to get to this level.
Their bones are probably stronger than steel at this point.
I am surprised they bother wearing a helmet.
Absolute madness.
Great video. The New breed Crusty Demons of Dirt don’t need 2 stroke motors no more.
I am sitting on the couch, but I feel like I need a seatbelt.
I am sitting on the couch, but I feel like I need a seatbelt.
Hahaha
me after 15 cans
Top shelf comment right there.
Considering it is 9 years old. I assume they are all dead by now.
it’s another crayfish/deeks collab
Tyler and Lilly walk into a bar………………………
Have at it lads, no rules anymore!!
See you and turn arround and walk out closing the door behind them.
Only to see JMD on the street selling rainbow strap-ons
Where is this fabled town? Might be worth a visit
Corio, or as Aunty Lisa call’s it = petrol scent town
Where are you from little thomo?
are you from Corio?
I’m from my sisters cunt!
so you are from Corio then
I swear everyone here is a Victorian. By the way, where’s Maurice?
The word on the streets was Fluck n JMad
Head injuries for both
Lil says do you wanna licqour?.Tyler says…I don’t want a cure !
I tried, but I don’t get it.
Can you explain it for a simple Crayfish
Licqoure .. a cure to lick. I’ll see myself out
And the Bartender says, ” We don’t serve your kind round here.”
And Tyler says, What?
You don’t serve progressive woke lesbians brought low by mystery illnesses?
The Bartender replies, Sorry my bad, I thought you were Pro Surfers..
Top comment
Man this el Sav wave must be almost impossible to surf if these performances by the best surfers on the best equipment with the best support cast can produce , what the heck chance do i have with my 20 year old quiver , a pair of boardies a rashie and a block of wax full of sand and gravel and a hangover have of making a decent wave, no wonder that dude flicked his stick at NoZen robbo , it was likely the best wave of his life.
Hahahaha. Nothing makes more sense .
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I noted the other day that Charlie Medina wasn’t just smiling, he was laughing, head back and all. His wife / Gabe’s mum was nowhere to be seen, so that probably explains it.
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That is Optimus Prime.
What the fuck did he ever do?