mike m, this is your fault.
Live Chat Day 3 of the US Open of Surfing where hell and high water are in epic showdown
Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by @theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros
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Heavy shit.
Xox
Tims tacos
Turpels vocabulary data centre
Arran Strong
https://www.bbc.com/sport/surfing/articles/cy8egn0g4p6o
Saudi rich cunt…” I’m thinking of buying this shitshow. Whatta ya reckon muz ?
Saudi rich cunt #2 ” bahahahaha you on all al assads pills or what !!
Yeah right.
Pocket change for them to own a sport.
Hahaha wsl ” a sport “
Yeah you got me there…
BGs favorite surfer has entered the water
Sad news about one of Europe’s top surfers . It’s a shame we don’t have more European, British and Irish surfers here on this forum. What a way to go; training in Portugal. He was Spanish-born.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/surfing/articles/cy8egn0g4p6o
Yea unfortunately us Americans don’t give a shit about any other countries even if they sacrificed thousands of lives in past wars.
Trans athletes we care about
Shocker
7’0″ shaped Mon, should be back from glass shop within 2 weeks.
Local shaper, step-up/gun master.
Learnt the trade from Hawaiian masters.
Will you use it at home as well to get accustomed to it, or only on your travels ?
hell yes- 6-8ft days at home.
WSL and all of their wires on the pier. Get Bluetooth cunts!
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They’re not even strapped together?
Who?
Idiots!
Don’t be too devo if ya see Luana in the flesh cuz she’s what we call a prawn down here. Keep the body chuck away the head
Butter face.
Squishy butter.
This place is soooo beneath her. She’s in the top 5.
Brissa Henesy looks like shes going to be flying the Russian flag soon with that tracksuit
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Are all the haters gone yet?
Imagine lipsticking this pig?
Surf nap time
Kolohe is watching and yelling at his screen, “I can out hop all of you mf’rs and the Easter bunny!”
Unfortunately all you la kooks are relegated to your fate.
This is garbage
Reminds me of the Bud Tour
Good on Chippo- fuck the Changa he’s gunna go get barelled.
Stoked for Jackson to get through.
Hard to fathom these waves are what qualify you to compete at Chopes, Cloudbreak and pipe
Water is so warm, get on a plane
Me and pniggy had a sesh today, wedgy lefts.
been head high rock runners here all week- midday solo sesh.
Just keep head on a swivel for big shapes.
We solo’d too and it felt mid 70’s
Took me 19 hours to get home from NYC yesterday, needed a salt bath, yew
MRI came back. Miniscus tear in left knee. Not major. Orthopedist appt Monday.
Dr said he can get me ready for winter. Maui snd the big island shine in big El Niño years
I’ll be over for meetings early Nov, staying in Satt
Let’s get you trained up!
On north shore from early October to Christmas. Then Maui-big island Jan Feb
Add the end ofthat schedule down there
Be there all march
Any consolation, pniggy had full knee replacement in january and is skating pools already. He struggled on a few wedges today, but his recovery is remarkable
Yes I have hope. Finally got the means to really go surf. Just got to get tuned up
Get an Arakawa
Tried one last week, magic entry rocker, EA has it dialed
Gonna order one
Had mine fixed up in November. Walked out feeling better than when I went in and never had post op pain. 4 weeks good as new.
Replaced or fixed up?
Replaced
I was asking barreled
Removed broken pieces, cleaned up edges in other parts. That knee is pretty shredded with partial acl and mcl tears but still going. I just avoid full dip squatting in that knee. No Indo style sharting.
Tib raises! Meniscus tears are not the end of the world, you got this Gwennifer
That’s not from when I had ya on your hands and knees last time I saw ya is it Gwen?
Tilers kneepads
or
Tyler’s bleed pads
bahahahaha
It’s been fun
Kind of a dead vibe on the beach- don’t people show up to watch anymore?
Thought that was the whole point of the US Open?
Everyone is stressed out about money over here. Teenagers are having to do internships in the summer to get into a good college, etc.
Having Cote as your pitchman doesn’t help either.
Clearly you never got the point of the US Open.
Nobody ever shows up to watch, they show up to flex, get numbers and maybe be part of a riot.
Surfing has always been secondary to the action on the beach.
I thought it was teenage mating rituals.
just feels like a dead vibe.
Camera focused on the dead zones.
You’ve read the articles, mate. Kids are no longer drinking or having sex in the states (and presumably other places.) lots of memes over the last few weeks about parents trying to get their kids to go out and party.
And not that this matters but some (very dumb) housewife tv personality recently told the media that her kids were lame for not having tried cocaine as yet. I didn’t click, but I hope that was in jest (although I seriously doubt it). Alcohol sales in the US have gone off of a cliff since Ozempic took. The drug affects your receptors that crave food and drink. Like LSD in the 50s, people say that they simply don’t feel to drink anymore once they start the drug.
the kids are on Ozempic?
I wouldn’t doubt it.
But I was referring to alco sales, in general, being way down.
But yes, many of the those fat-ass kids in California are very likely on ozempic and a cocktail of other prescribed drugs such as adderall and prozac. Also a massive amount of high school males in the US take anabolic steroids and would consider alcohol as “empty calories”.
Younger members like Bograil can tell you stories about people under 18 using steroids when they were in high school
Steph and Carissa
Would you show up to watch B-grade surfing at Miami Beach, the actual beach not the headland above?
I would have at 15
no one shows up until finals day anymore
I just got there but need to walk 1.2 miles to the comp site.
Remember your hat and sunblock 🧴
Sunblock applied. No hat. No shirt. Olu Kai shoes. No socks. And a Terravia Mini Pack by Patagonia. It’s not a fanny pack.
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Oh, and semi-wet trunks. No underwear.
Scunt wants to know your ball rash remedy
Lose weight on inner thighs.
LOL
yo think Scunt is a tubby?
I don’t know. Does Scunt have a Spenis?
Debatable
Fit as a butchers dog cunt xx
So dialed
Couple days off.
Bruh. Save that forehead. Get a hat. 🧢
You californians are so funny. I remember seeing all of those “hot” ladies jogging on the boardwalk in San Diego. Jogging with their leathery faces that had seen entirely too much sun.
My hair is long so protected.
Too bad longer pubic hair isn’t effective birth control.
Waves are good, why watch surfing?
I just surfed for 2 hours at a reef around Carlsbad and am currently heading towards the pier.
You move back?
Couple days off.
Why are pro surfers so boring now? I Don’t get it. I guess they were raised by helicopter parents and never grew up by going on surf trips with their friends by themselves.
home schooling also has something to do with it
Living in McMansions up the street from lowers and riding your e bike to the beach daily isn’t conducive to an interesting personality.
while blaring mumble rap!
I don’t know why some people feel like this. Guys like Griff, Cole and Kanoa seem so fun and remind me a lot of myself when I was in my late 20’s. Griff sometimes even does raps in his post heat interviews so I don’t know why anyone would call him boring?
Haha
Don’t forget Doushmand hair. Nothing boring about that hair and his love for the Tate bros.
And Kanoa always seems so down to earth and likable despite having such perfect hair and skin
Gricolnoas just wanna have funnn! Oh Gricolnoas they wanna have fun!
28 year old cunt if on tour wins an event. Fuck boys just won the contest so I’ve got heaps of piss and nose beers and strippers coming over so get your arses round here now. Griff oh that’s great man but I’m gunna try and be a daffodil again tonight
vahine showing off her dirty pillows.
I thought I was pathetic for watching the normal cast but 1,000+ people are watching the Couch Surfing Show YT