Breaking: Anti-depressive surf website thrown into disarray as cool new comment platform proves difficult

"This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG."

Feelings of frustration, rage and sadness are percolating here, today, after a new comment platform failed to live up to its promise of being “user friendly.” BeachGrit, the anti-depressive surf website famous for its below-the-line personalities and informative stories about ocean kayakers, informed its loyal audience that a shift away from “Big Comment” Disqus and toward a service more in line with its cool indie ethos was on the way. After being delayed for three days, it appears to have launched overnight but, and again, not quite as advertised.

Beef n beer wondered, “What is going on ?”

Barrelled opined, “This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG. It way too fucking hard to figure out how to log in again and no fucking way Strayan Cunt is figuring this shit out.”

Barrelled then added, “You have fubar’d this Dez. Not to mention you got cunts changing their fake fucking names en masse. Fuck this.”

BeachGrit’s Cardiff-by-the-Sea desk cannot, currently, be reached for comment due an issue with logging in.

In better news, the Vaer Watches have officially shipped to the winners of the Fiji Pro Live Chat contest.

What a day!

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Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 hours ago

Trying to soothe the savage BG beasts with material items such as watches is so Capitalist American and similar to the crazy orange man’s offer to buy votes with a $5k check. How will Com react to this appeasement?

uncoolbob
uncoolbob
4 hours ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

chas can use the 5 grand to fix the comments…

Picard Madeoff's Son
Picard Madeoff's Son
4 hours ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Ya know Dad, it’s pretty fucked up that you talked about my moustache to a bunch of derelict old fuck’s on some lame surf blog. Love you Dad!!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 hours ago

And here I thought you shaved it off?

Picard Madeoff's Son
Picard Madeoff's Son
3 hours ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Oh hell no Dad, chicks (and gay pornstars) dig it.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 hours ago

I knew about the gay pornstars, BUT when did you start dating women?

DSS&S
DSS&S
2 hours ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

toss a lil stone and skip it across the water and maybe it’s hit some cunt in the nads? over?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
52 minutes ago
Reply to  DSS&S

DSS&S is back!

DSS&S
DSS&S
2 hours ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

am giving away free old garage surfboards:
1) Gerry Lopez Lightnin’ Bolt shaped by Tom
2) Mondo’s log shaped by Uncle Tom
3) redwood logs made from Tom and Uncle Tom’s beach fort
4) Stussy swallowtail the used to have two fins
5) Progressive shaped by weather and does not float
6) Al Merrick skimboard shaped for old Tom and unused by son Tom

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
3 hours ago

I can’t make an account lmao

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
3 hours ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Nor can I.

Beachgrit
Beachgrit
3 hours ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

In the meantime please watch the video prepared by a member of the technical staff to assist you at this time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HNJ93HCxUA&t=7s

Beachgrit
Beachgrit
3 hours ago

Hello Users,

We sincerely apologize for the technical difficulties you may be experiencing. We will consider fixing them promptly, however given this is a site with a large percentage of WSL fans we do not feel necessary to promptly fix any issues and will continue serving this slop in spite of any complaints.

Kind regards,

Management.

DSS&S
DSS&S
2 hours ago
Reply to  Beachgrit

can I get on the record here? LIKE…

JJJ
JJJ
1 hour ago
Reply to  Beachgrit

Love it!

Jimmidy Crickets
Jimmidy Crickets
3 hours ago

Is this thing on?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 hours ago

There’s my excuse to stop wasting time on this damn page I suppose.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 hours ago

Some might suggest you’re really upset that you’re not receiving upvotes and therefore suffering from low self-esteem BUT I know the real you and that would never be the case.

Beachgrit
Beachgrit
2 hours ago

I’m having the time of my life.

disqus' pet
disqus' pet
3 hours ago

suck it bitches. and sofa

ricmatic
ricmatic
3 hours ago

did the wsl take over BG?

Beachgrit
Beachgrit
50 minutes ago
Reply to  ricmatic

We’re just trying to get back into their good graces by showing contempt for our users.

BG Mgmt.

Tom House
Tom House
3 hours ago

Wait – I can’t even access the website on a normal browser. I had to open an incognito window to actually view the website. This is a fucking disaster, Chas.

DSS&S
DSS&S
2 hours ago
Reply to  Tom House

testing: is this reply available to you, Tom?

DSSS&SSS
DSSS&SSS
1 hour ago
Reply to  DSS&S

The purple banana whispered sideways while seven invisible spoons danced beneath a sleepy refrigerator.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 hours ago

I was wrong, Trump is a colossal idiot and I believed all his lies

Otto
Otto
2 hours ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

I’ve been giving this quite a bit thought from my doomsday bunker in Montana (also known as a shipping container). I have made the decision to transition to the other side. Please refer to me as Otta in the future.

DSS&S
DSS&S
2 hours ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

“all we are saying is: “give peas a chance.”

surfads second cousin twice removed
surfads second cousin twice removed
2 hours ago

Sweet Jesus what have you done. Tried to login and said my account doesn’t exist. Cannot see comments. And on the same day reddit adds user age ID

Bald Faced Hornet
Bald Faced Hornet
1 hour ago

Anyone selling fake IDs?

JJJ
JJJ
2 hours ago

Cool!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 hours ago

Wodaya mean I wrote “what is going on” ?
I can’t see it…
Or my other comment i wrote, “Hello”. Actually think I tried to do 4 in the middle of the night.
It says I can’t log in…and I can’t see any comments, from anyone.
What the fuuuuuck ?

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 hour ago

Need help

Phil's Wart
Phil's Wart
1 hour ago

Shocker

Phil's Wart
Phil's Wart
56 minutes ago

Deep breath..steady as she goes.

DSS&S
DSS&S
47 minutes ago

Florp noodle banana telescope wumpus refrigerator cactus moonpickle splat giraffe toaster boing spaghetti thunder pancake submarine kazoo marshmallow potato zigzag eyeball waffle dinosaur blorp.

Negapet
Negapet
44 minutes ago

Arf arf, I’m lost. Help

Last edited 41 minutes ago by Negapet
Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
16 minutes ago

Help

lazy ted
lazy ted
13 minutes ago

The day that beachiegrit became work

DSS&S
DSS&S
12 minutes ago

picture dis in ur front yard

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