"This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG."
Feelings of frustration, rage and sadness are percolating here, today, after a new comment platform failed to live up to its promise of being “user friendly.” BeachGrit, the anti-depressive surf website famous for its below-the-line personalities and informative stories about ocean kayakers, informed its loyal audience that a shift away from “Big Comment” Disqus and toward a service more in line with its cool indie ethos was on the way. After being delayed for three days, it appears to have launched overnight but, and again, not quite as advertised.
Beef n beer wondered, “What is going on ?”
Barrelled opined, “This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG. It way too fucking hard to figure out how to log in again and no fucking way Strayan Cunt is figuring this shit out.”
Barrelled then added, “You have fubar’d this Dez. Not to mention you got cunts changing their fake fucking names en masse. Fuck this.”
BeachGrit’s Cardiff-by-the-Sea desk cannot, currently, be reached for comment due an issue with logging in.
In better news, the Vaer Watches have officially shipped to the winners of the Fiji Pro Live Chat contest.
What a day!
Trying to soothe the savage BG beasts with material items such as watches is so Capitalist American and similar to the crazy orange man’s offer to buy votes with a $5k check. How will Com react to this appeasement?
chas can use the 5 grand to fix the comments…
Ya know Dad, it’s pretty fucked up that you talked about my moustache to a bunch of derelict old fuck’s on some lame surf blog. Love you Dad!!
And here I thought you shaved it off?
Oh hell no Dad, chicks (and gay pornstars) dig it.
I knew about the gay pornstars, BUT when did you start dating women?
toss a lil stone and skip it across the water and maybe it’s hit some cunt in the nads? over?
DSS&S is back!
am giving away free old garage surfboards:
1) Gerry Lopez Lightnin’ Bolt shaped by Tom
2) Mondo’s log shaped by Uncle Tom
3) redwood logs made from Tom and Uncle Tom’s beach fort
4) Stussy swallowtail the used to have two fins
5) Progressive shaped by weather and does not float
6) Al Merrick skimboard shaped for old Tom and unused by son Tom
I can’t make an account lmao
Nor can I.
We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.
In the meantime please watch the video prepared by a member of the technical staff to assist you at this time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HNJ93HCxUA&t=7s
Hello Users,
We sincerely apologize for the technical difficulties you may be experiencing. We will consider fixing them promptly, however given this is a site with a large percentage of WSL fans we do not feel necessary to promptly fix any issues and will continue serving this slop in spite of any complaints.
Kind regards,
Management.
can I get on the record here? LIKE…
Love it!
Is this thing on?
There’s my excuse to stop wasting time on this damn page I suppose.
Some might suggest you’re really upset that you’re not receiving upvotes and therefore suffering from low self-esteem BUT I know the real you and that would never be the case.
I’m having the time of my life.
suck it bitches. and sofa
did the wsl take over BG?
We’re just trying to get back into their good graces by showing contempt for our users.
BG Mgmt.
Wait – I can’t even access the website on a normal browser. I had to open an incognito window to actually view the website. This is a fucking disaster, Chas.
testing: is this reply available to you, Tom?
The purple banana whispered sideways while seven invisible spoons danced beneath a sleepy refrigerator.
I was wrong, Trump is a colossal idiot and I believed all his lies
I’ve been giving this quite a bit thought from my doomsday bunker in Montana (also known as a shipping container). I have made the decision to transition to the other side. Please refer to me as Otta in the future.
“all we are saying is: “give peas a chance.”
Sweet Jesus what have you done. Tried to login and said my account doesn’t exist. Cannot see comments. And on the same day reddit adds user age ID
Anyone selling fake IDs?
Cool!
Wodaya mean I wrote “what is going on” ?
I can’t see it…
Or my other comment i wrote, “Hello”. Actually think I tried to do 4 in the middle of the night.
It says I can’t log in…and I can’t see any comments, from anyone.
What the fuuuuuck ?
Need help
Shocker
Deep breath..steady as she goes.
Florp noodle banana telescope wumpus refrigerator cactus moonpickle splat giraffe toaster boing spaghetti thunder pancake submarine kazoo marshmallow potato zigzag eyeball waffle dinosaur blorp.
Arf arf, I’m lost. Help
Help
The day that beachiegrit became work
picture dis in ur front yard