Breaking: Anti-depressive surf website thrown into disarray as cool new comment platform proves difficult

"This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG."

Feelings of frustration, rage and sadness are percolating here, today, after a new comment platform failed to live up to its promise of being “user friendly.” BeachGrit, the anti-depressive surf website famous for its below-the-line personalities and informative stories about ocean kayakers, informed its loyal audience that a shift away from “Big Comment” Disqus and toward a service more in line with its cool indie ethos was on the way. After being delayed for three days, it appears to have launched overnight but, and again, not quite as advertised.

Beef n beer wondered, “What is going on ?”

Barrelled opined, “This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG. It way too fucking hard to figure out how to log in again and no fucking way Strayan Cunt is figuring this shit out.”

Barrelled then added, “You have fubar’d this Dez. Not to mention you got cunts changing their fake fucking names en masse. Fuck this.”

BeachGrit’s Cardiff-by-the-Sea desk cannot, currently, be reached for comment due an issue with logging in.

In better news, the Vaer Watches have officially shipped to the winners of the Fiji Pro Live Chat contest.

What a day!

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Rich Marx
Rich Marx
37 minutes ago

Can I even post comments on mobile? Because I sure as hell can’t read them.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle
I am a Crayfish Popsicle
40 minutes ago

Comment layout 1 or 2 looks best in my opinion please

What do yas reckon?

Should we have a vote?

OH WAIT

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Sofa Surfer
Sofa Surfer
3 minutes ago

I think 2, from what I can see.

SKOL
SKOL
52 minutes ago

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I am a Crayfish Popsicle
I am a Crayfish Popsicle
1 hour ago

It just hasn’t been configured properly yet to appease the masses

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Buffy the Zionist Slayer
Buffy the Zionist Slayer
1 hour ago

Karma for the dick riding of Israel

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 hour ago

The psyche of all BG degenerates, especially my long-lost son, is in jeopardy due to the lack of a like button to allow the great unwashed to feel good about their posts.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle
I am a Crayfish Popsicle
1 hour ago

What the Fuck?

There are supposed to be upvotes, sort by newest etc.

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Bald Faced Hornet
Bald Faced Hornet
9 minutes ago

The upvote is working now


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