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Catch-and-destroy order issued for “20-foot” Great White shark that killed Perth swimmer

"The numbers are now at a level where people will be attacked on busy beaches in front of family, friends and kids."

With perverse regularity, Australian swimmers, surfers and divers have been getting slugged by Great Whites, listed as an endangered species for almost thirty years, with little appetite from either the public or State to do much except throw millions at little birds in the sky.

Yesterday, beachgoers were given ringside seats to a Great White at work when it thrashed hell out of a swimmer at Perth’s Sorrento Beach, “throwing him around like a fish” and disappearing with the corpse.

Witnesses reported, “I’m a nurse, so I mean I obviously see a lot of gruesome stuff, but to see somebody being mauled to death in the water in front of me is pretty hard to clock.”

The attack was the sixteenth fatal attack by a Great White shark in WA since 2010. RIP: Nick Edwards, Kyle Burden, George Wainwright, Peter Kurmann, Ben Linden, Chris Boyd, Jay Muscat, Ben Gerring, Doreen Collyer, Laeticia Brouwer, Gary Johnson, Andrew Sharpe, Paul Millachip, Steven Payne, Daniel Turpin, Steve Mattaboni and, yesterday, the unknown swimmer.

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Names faded on urns and tombstones but whose lives still ring large in their ruined families lives.

In a surprise turn, the WA government has ordered the Great White, which had been followed by police chopper, caught and killed. Western Australia abandoned its controversial, broad-scale “catch-and-kill” shark cull policy in 2014. The policy faced immediate blowback from scientists and academics who argued it was politically driven rather than evidence-based, noting it treated individual sharks as “rogue man-eating monsters”. However, state legislation retains a specific clause allowing the Fisheries Minister to issue an individual kill order if a shark is deemed an imminent, ongoing threat to public safety.

The common sense decision has thrilled our ol’ shark hunter pal Joel Nancarrow.

“This is the first bit of common sense I’ve seen from any fisheries minister in a long time. As good as this news is, now is the time to ask her if ‘prevention is still better than cure’.

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“Now is the time for you guys in the west to push to have any big whites close to the beach destroyed BEFORE they kill someone instead of waiting.”

And in a longer post on Facebook.

2 shark attacks in a week and todays is fatal!!!!!

I’ve been waiting to have a read before I say anything about this but its exactly what you can expect, people in close to the beach where they should feel safe, YET, due to the ridiculous restrictions and unnecessary protections, the sharks are placed under feeding pressure and taking an opportunity that they wouldn’t usually need to take.

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These were whites, nothing else, doesn’t matter what the kids with an education come out with, these were undoubtedly white sharks!!!!!!!

WA has always had the big girls over there, that’s not new, but as with the bulls over here, the numbers are now at a level where people will be attacked on busy beaches in front of family, friends, and kids.

This has been happening over there for a while, but usually on isolated beaches and a lone surfer goes missing and it’s never counted as a shark attack.

It’s not mistaken identity, it’s not “he looked like a seal” this is a case of sharks that size eat meat, and WE ARE MEAT!!!!!

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There’s not a lack of fish forcing them to come to shore, they are actively hunting along the shoreline like they always have, Just in HIGHER NUMBERS!!!!!

Leah was attacked in close, as was this swimmer, the reason this hasn’t happened more in the past is the big girls were kept in check by fisherman, you stop the fishos knocking the occasional big one over and this is the result, it’s not going to be the last, it’s only the start, they will have more attacks from whites and bulls this season due to their absolute lack of awareness and knowledge in the west.

Who ever is in charge over there needs to pack your shit and hand in your resignation, you have lost control and greased the noisy wheel for to long instead of unbolting it and pushing it down the fkn hill.

NSW fisheries need to take notice, all those drop kicks in the research team are helping this become the new normal over here in a few years as well, we are seeing more and more big whites and what your seeing over there is the future of NSW unfolding in front of everyone, and when it happens, I look forward to your pathetic excuses of how this was unforeseen.

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We are not here to be the “told you so” guys, but all this stuff we have been helping people learn about is happening in real time and it’s at the point where you can’t deny it any more, HOW MANY PEOPLE NEED TO BE EATEN????????

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Sellme fitzgobbins

Surprisingly no shark caught. Downgraded to 3m now also (thats about 12 ft for the American audience )
no point letting g the truth get in the way of a good (shark) story

justiceminister

As Johnny Ringo once said in answer to a question about what to do about the local shark problem operating in a town near Tombstone. Kill them all was the reply. Indeed.

Chief Hot stuff

Nrthn beaches Sydney. Straya

Strayan Cunt

I don’t understand what you just said Mr fancy pants

Barnycle

@strayancunt:disqus

This is how much the internet can help you. Good advice available to all.

A poor, tattooed, yank lady complimented her local starbucks barista on her cool tattoos. She said that the barista got a look on her face as if she had been insulted by a person with three heads. So she went to social media (Reddit) for help understanding what had just happened. This is the advice she got.

“The younger generation is the biggest batch of beige nothingness as a personality. No desires, no yearning, just standing there with mouths open unable to complete the most basic of human interactions.”

and

“Covid made them different. Try tiktokking it to them next time or whatever.”

So please make sure to take your requests for relationship advice to the internet.

Much respect to those of you raising children the normal way. You’re definitely paddling against the tide.

@TheRealJackMeoff

SC has been accused of bringing down the forum before, but in this case they might be right.
This is fucking BG, not some spousal support chat group.
But to be honest I am more disappointed more people didn’t call him out on his feminine insecurities and such as is good and proper round here.

Barnycle

I’m fairly sure he was attempting to get batshit crazy ideas in return.

He told me he thinks you’re a tiny knob, in a Disqus private message.

@TheRealJackMeoff

That’s nice.

Barnycle

For the record, i told him that I thiught that you might be a decent chap and that sort of language was untoward.

And that your photos were top notch.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Some first class trolling you got going on there mate.

Barnycle

I try. Day drinking.

Trying to watch a dire straits concert from 1992 on some British channel but they keep cutting to ads. Very annoying.

And the audio mixing is B+, at best.

Strayan Cunt

Faaaaark brother Jack I only asked if I was getting a root mate

Barnycle

“I gave a younger person (18ish) a compliment on her outfit and she looked at me like I had three heads and walked off.

Later, when I brought it up, my daughter (16) told me I just shouldn’t say anything like that at all.

Once I said “bye!” to the McDonald’s drive-thru worker as I was pulling away, and my daughter told me I was so rude.

Apparently, these kids find it offensive to acknowledge their existence 🤷‍♀️”

Occy's Nostril

Can Kelly Slater oracle of all give us the solution…

Barnycle

He already did. He said a cul is necessary to return safety to ocean goers; and he got a lot of shit for it. Think he even backtracked a bit, although I might be wrong about that.

Sofa Surfer

And no pillow

Sean Connery

If she willingly wants to spend the weekend with him there must be something off aye?

Strayan Cunt

A whole week Bond!! There is noway any Sheila can withstand my charm, charisma and swarthy good looks for that long mate

Beef & Beer

Well you sound like a core legend then.
I’m not.

Maybe you could do the community a service and take the chance of getting busted for catching a few illegal sharks and accept a risk that benefits all beachgoers (which is what I was trying to say yesterday, in an expressive way).
I’d like to, and make it an aim to when I get the opportunity.

Strayan Cunt

Longy I loved your write up, superb as usual but your idea at the end is completely bonkers. Here’s one for ya mate, I would rather watch old clips of Andy than ANY cunt currently on tour.

He attacked waves like nobody before or since, had a mental style that seemed a natural expression of who he was and had the best backhand the world has even seen. His surfing was raw but smooth, powerful and on the edge yet somehow in complete control.

These days we are forced to watch finals with Kanoa with his perfect hair and skin vs Miggy with his perfect teeth and every cunt going for him cuz he seems a lovely fella. What has happened to the “sport” I have been obsessed with since I was 5 years old is frankly shocking and to a point soul destroying

Spit Out
Strayan Cunt

Fuck yeh Spit Out yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Brutus

start barracking for the Brazilians if you like winners…you think AI was better than Occy on his backhand?

@TheRealJackMeoff

Way better, especially in the barrel…

KRIS

SC, with you on AI. Howeves, I’ll presume, Ike me, you’re natural footed? So, of the current WCT crop, flip footage of Cole Houshmen… 💥

Strayan Cunt

Neat freak maybe a bit of an exaggeration just like claiming I had a IQ of 137 hahaha

Strayan Cunt

I wonder if we will get an update about Bogs tango class tonight? Be good to hear about how CBs quest is going too

Chief Hot stuff

Im predicting, sore feet and sore bum .

Strayan Cunt

Hahahaha

Hippy

Australia, Go Fish

If snakes were killing golfers they would send in the military

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

What military?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

We waste our budget on stupid crap like universal health care to all people (even servants), instead of blowing them up and killing them in other cuntries

Most would be happy to send in the ADF to kill entitled golfing pricks, and save the snakes

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

“it’s not you, it’s me…”

JSC

Have you experienced a petrol station public toilet in México, Madagascar or Algeria?

New levels of encrusted filth – better to just go around the back

Mike

And they put toilet paper in the trash can here in Cali.

Beef & Beer

Let’s see when one of your friends or family gets fully eaten by one.

I always supposed it was the Aussie way to take care of these kinds of problems to lessen the risk to everyone.
Not any more by the sounds.

Brutus

lessen the risk, would be not going in the ocean!

Strayan Cunt

I need a sensible chat with sofa about this. Yous are fucking hopeless!!

Disco

You’ll be sweet. From experience something happens on the ferry over to straddie…. settle into the accomm, crack a bottle of red, the legs will open like a spring flower and relive good times. What happens on the island stays on the island. Reverse happens on the ferry home.

Strayan Cunt

Let’s disco!!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle
Sofa Surfer

I suggest you do (or don’t do) what is most likely to promote long-term stability for your daughter. Most likely that means someone is sleeping on the couch.

Sean Connery

Good to have an adult in the room Sofa.

Strayan Cunt

So you’re saying I could be rooting but not to go it?

Strayan Cunt

I’m just asking. It’s only a 2 bedroom joint so I better be rooting cuz I’m not sleeping on the couch after I paid for it!!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Gwen was not happy

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

He said he folds all his used hankies into custard filled triangles


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