Bondi Great Whites
Happy big fish frolic at Tamarama a few moments ago.

Shark expert’s shock theory on Bondi Great White as beaches close for fourth straight day

“I would not be surprised if it’s the same shark that bit Leah.”

The shark expert Joel Nancarrow, whose daily videos of big bulls being pulled out of the drink and being turned into interesting wall-mounted decorations, has become quite the fav on these pages, as well as his own well-populated Facebook page, Hunter Shark Jaw Restoration.

One week ago, Nancarrow dropped a vid that explained more about Great White behaviour than the previous thirty years of of expert papers, millions spent on research etc.

“The amount of Great Whites is incredible,” he said. “People are gonna hide from it and say it’s not. It is.”

His central, disquieting argument is this: almost everything the public has been told about Great White shark behaviour is wrong. Distance from shore is irrelevant. Water clarity is irrelevant. Time of day is largely irrelevant.

Today, and with echoes of his warning of bull shark attacks one week before four people were attacked in 48 hours by bulls, and with beaches from Maroubra to Bondi closed, Whites, bulls, hammerheads, whalers all gettin’ in there, he writes.

Bondi great white post! I’ve just watched all the videos on that shark.

It’s not a migrating shark, it’s spending its time the back of the surf break as we mentioned in our video a week ago, that shark is waiting on an opportunity to feed.

The surf drops right off over night tonight to basically nothing, it’s not a big shark so it’s probably just transitioning from fish to mammals, and learning to hunt, I’m just going to put it out there, I would not be surprised if it’s the same shark that bit Leah.

(Two weeks ago, Leah Stewart was hit by a Great White thirty yards off Coogee Beach, and between the safe swimming flags, pulled from the White’s jaws by a lifesaver doin’ board paddle training.)

The only reason they hang out the back like that is to wait for the opportunity to come along and the next few days are almost perfect for it to have a good go.

We have early morning high tides, dropping swell and light winds. It will be able to get in closer to shore without the water movement from the surf.

Take this as you will, but it’s something I had to post.

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Michael Flatlately

The amount of great whites is incredible, yet, it’s the same shark that bit Leah?

Eric Growth

Leo Aunty hasMafia ties. Aka Fear of Aunty if not bring home Ze Bacon. CAPE SHE!!!!!

Strayan Cunt

Hey Longy or anyone else with half a clue are they wrapping this shit show up tonight? Big arvo on the piss for me semi watching Straya smashing the mighty Paraguay sarv but will stay up if it could run?

Just a general question but how completely fucked are the Israeli government? Notice how I said that before any fucking idiot calls me an ism word. I am completely uninterested in religion and also left school at 16 to chase mental pits and do an apprenticeship but how the fuck does a tiny country in the middle of bum fuck nowhere act like a pack of cunts and get away with it? Personally I don’t give a fuck if baby Jebus was born there and just want to know why these absolute dog cunts seem to want to fuck up the world and and are getting away it? Seems to me that Netinyahoo wanker should be getting his bum hole drilled even harder than Gaymar?

Few hours to pass till this joke of a contest should start back up for 4 dismal more heats so would love to be informed by those in the know…..

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Not hard to figure out. Buoys in Saquarema currently look decent ( 2 feet at 15 seconds along with 5.6 feet at 11 seconds ) and the wind is 8 knots offshore and tide is dead low slowly rising. Comp should be on soon.
Go Leo!

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

they have to run.

Strayan Cunt

Thank you Gwen I was both uninterested and pissed enough to not bother looking for the info. Looks like we may get to spend another cuppla hours together later? Remember how fun the last time that happened was beautiful?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I just wish we could cuddle afterwards.

Strayan Cunt

Hahahaha oh me too Gwen

Scuz

does the daughter know her mums a cheater? hahaha

JSC

To make a complex issue as simple as possible – The State of Israel exists primarily due to the rise of Zionism, a movement advocating for the re-establishment of a Jewish homeland in their ancestral region of the Land of Israel, where the Jewish people have maintained a continous presence for more than 3000 years.

This culminated in a 1947 UN partition plan, which partitioned the land into separate Jewish and Arab states, leading to Israel’s declaration of independence in 1948.

The displaced Arabs, many of whom ran away rather than live under Jewish rule, were later known as the “Palestinians” and were not accepted for resettlement by any of the countries in the region. Instead, these Arabs were placed in “refugee” camps where more than 70 years later they still live, festerning with resentment and serving as a stick for the neighboring Arab countries to beat the State of Israel with the policy of “We support the “Palestinian” cause, but we don’t want a single “Palestinian” living in OUR country”

Contrary to many people’s msitaken beliefs, there has never been a sovereign nation-state in this area called “Palestine” and there never will be as the “Palestinians” are not a people in any traditional sense, just normal ethnic Arabs who migrated to this area centuries after the Jews, who are the indigenous people of the Land of Israel.

The neighboring Arab countries and non-state actors have attacked the State of Israel many times, starting wars they inevitably lose but they never seem to learn anything, as they attack the State of Israel over and over again and their young men spend their lives in Israeli jails before they are “martyred” in front of the guns of the IDF, something many Arabs consider to be an honour.

notsurfingtoday

His central argument is not an argument – he’s just saying everyone else is wrong, academia is bullshit etc, but not really elaborating much more.

He may just drop facebook and start posting all-caps rants on Truth Social

Phil's Wart

Hahahaha !

Chief Hot stuff

Na

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Low class comment.

Strayan Cunt

You’re right Gwen and apologies, been a big arvo but thats no excuse. Thank you xx

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Cheers

Hippy

Should probably change the title of this feature to

“Aussie circle jerks suck” assuming balls too.

Everyone is impressed with Strayan Cunts IQ, obvs, but Penrith and Blowhim plus the inimitable Crayfish Popsicle’s love is almost Taylor esque.

Suck suck suck

What is it about the redundancy or the signature ignorance the elicits such worship?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Get in here then Hip and change it up mate.

Hippy

I forgot to add your name, my apologies

I can’t speak to Strayan Cunts response though… may be salty towards you but

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Having fun Hippy!

You should try it!

And I love “inimitable” because….

If I can go to a website such as Beachgrit, and not only read the “unfiltered” comments, but also be able to reply, in this modern age, it is worth fighting for.

Strayan Cunt

Na Hippy don’t be a wanker mate cuz Blowin and Crayfish are both heaps intelligent fellas who contribute a lot down here and in very original styles. I have no idea what the game of PP is but I tend to agree with Longy that its some Seppo trolling me which unfortunately is disrupting our happy place down here.

It’s idiotic for anyone to think it’s me cuz he posts on the live chats and on here when I am fast asleep and why the fuck would I do it anyway, what would be the point? I have never met a Strayan who fawns over another person so its pretty obvious its someone taking the piss but the question is, now we have no mod what do we all do about it?

I find it deadset embarrassing cuz all I want to do is talk shit with all yous down here and figure its up to long term members below the line to step up and say or do something about it? I am fucking sick of hearing hearing about myself to be completely honest

deeks

I’ll make up a ” planet CUNTS” T shirt for you…or in Hippys eyes that might be too much.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Def not one of us.
None of us would be posting that Apu crap.
Maybe he is a pommie from India living in Costa Rica or something,
Or maybe you really do have an IQ of 137 and get off on psych 101 classes, or maybe you have a multiple personality disorder, which I would be cool with and willing to entertain.
Hell maybe I’ll join in on the fun and we can all have multiple personalities all arguing with each other….
https://youtube.com/shorts/JJCoNL3JkcM?si=BBiRA3g-s0oSgyIQ

Blowin

What’s the matter, mate? You seem upset.

Did the maid not cut the crust off your sandwiches after mommy went out for the evening?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Ha ha!

Strayan Cunt

The chauffeur took his yearly day off today?

JSC

Should probably change the title of this feature to “GREAT WHITE SHARK GETS TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH, RETURNS FOR MORE WHITE MEAT”

Just to throw in a little racism as well, that the GWS doesn’t like people of colour –

Clickbait.

KRIS

Those idiotic ‘shark eyes’ board decals are only available with blue iris’s for nuthin’ !
Further: they really should be renamed ‘human eyes’ for obvious reason…

Beef & Beer

Are you a discerningly sophisticated surf-adjacent vulnerable adult commenter ?
If so, take a stroll down Slick Street and check out the latest in apres-sand magazine action from the publisher of TheGrittyBeachNews

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
…”it’ll smooth the grit from any track”…

Strayan Cunt

Hahahahaha

Blowin

You ever been to Australia?

Brutus

ever met an Australian……??

toofattosurf

bet sharks reckon oceans as a pretty safe environment, they dont have the quid to rent a living in the pools…

Kwan

Its a minefield, that perhaps only trumped up swillnuts could de…

Similar to the bold battle (s) longy is waging on all fronts! Swillnut science n sharks, and swillnut science and… ‘stinkin, louzee farkin’ muscalz!!!’

Even though the utterly, totally, completely clueless, no idea whatsoever, absolutely, comprehensively, entirely proven wrong swillnut sighintossts were literally, magnificently uplifted, enlightened, saved, screeching n squealin’ n protestin’ to the end. Uplifted and hurled dynamically into foot stomping muscle world… into reality… but… again…

This whole, ‘sighintationizational thingy’ still perplexes totally, utterly proven wrong, unqualified (me aunty dun yoger but…) inexperienced (me mmmaaayyytttee node are dude but…) swillnuts… ‘oye, eyem know xbert… butt… eyem are fooly qualicashionized swillnut but… so yare, eye scene… butt wot iv like ya juzz…’

‘But what if the weights, or waves get heavier, greater forces, the realm of the heavyweights…’

‘coodunt ver squibs juzz youse wittle farkin’ barz n shite ter smash n stomp ver crap outer ver farkin, stinkun fake newz evvy farkin’ waits…!!!???’

Yeh… right… so… good luck with the sharks!

Flex up free, uplift the stup… swillnut dimwits!!!

Happy Camper

what’s with the name Penrith Pool?
sounds like the name for a billiard hall for self-improving boulangerie owners from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

toofattosurf

it was explained on another thread week or two ago but I cant bother to remember or care enough to help… ask sc apparently hes the baptizer…

Happy Camper

bro…this is actually one of the best bars in New Zealand, right next door to The Woolery.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I am guessing Strayan Cunt is the collaborator

Strayan Cunt

What have I done? What is that spam thingy up top? I don’t even like spam

JSC

I am from Hawaii, so I was raised on Spam – I eat it once in awhile, the Portuguese sasauge flavour is good, but I don’t eat Spam regularly.

toofattosurf

asked nobody, home or diet…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Somehow collaborated a bunch of cunts that drove the MOD back to the insanity of reality.

SPAM is digestible thinly sliced and pan fried.

Better than nothing when nothing after some stupid fucks bring war to you isolated little islands…

Phil's Wart

Horrible stuff. Out here it’s everywhere.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I’d like to to think I was never scared of Sharks, simply because I wasn’t. It was never a problem we had to ever worry about here, in South Western Australia.

Even after Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3 , Jaws 4, and the rest, they were always here but they had plenty of other food that I bet was more tasty than a human.

At the Fish and Chip Shop, Flake was always cheaper than Snapper, and just as tasty, along $1 of hand cut potato chips, cooked in decent oil, that helped feed a family of 6.

I have fished my whole life, and while it is not the same goldmine as it used to be, there are still plenty of fish around here, but nothing like it used to be when you could chuck out a bloody handline from the beach or jetty and get dinner.

I am not a scientist, but maybe the oceans are actually dying in many areas. Perhaps we all know this to be true.

Maybe if we could go back to the start where we started “large scale” fucking up whole ecosystem’s shit up.

Like all the Nuclear testing in the Monte Bello Islands and elsewhere on the planet.

Nobody was fracking and drilling and sucking into the Earth’s core till now.

Yes I know it is TINY, compared to a Volcano or something.

Death by many small wounds? DO WE REALLY NEED Fuckn Orbital Data Centres.

I’d like to go backwards in many respect to rectify the mistakes we have made.

I loved battered flake. Now it seems even 2 star Mince is fucking premium.

I don’t know what my point is, but if you read this far, I liked eating battered sharks, and they are just getting back at us for eating them.

DoggyNuts give me a “Rose Coloured Glasses” badge please

Take me back to the Start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A

Blowin

Mysteries of the world #6886566(

Humans are supposed to limit their intake of shark due to heavy metal/ mercury toxicity. Yet entire generations of Aussies ate shark ( flake ) by the truck load and mercury poisoning does not seem to be the cutting swathes through the population.

Why not?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I get the mercury build up through the food chain. But I think at this point, for some people like myself, It is not the FLAKE that is not gonna kill me at 47

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Me and my whole family ate it, and they all died “early” from the other useless CANCER shit.

Shout out to all Mums and Dads, and all the groms below

Deaths from Cancer don’t make the NEWS.

But they are just as TRAGIC

Maybe Beach Grit can do a Cancer Kids Paddle out?

Just testing the waters….

You know?

Brutus

maybe in the early days , sharks weren’t full of mercury until the humans saturated the ocean with mercury…….a bit like skin cancer…..

@TheRealJackMeoff

I feel like it’s important to respond here because we as apopulation are prone to accepting lies when they are repeated as fact.
I learned this during my seafood safety class many years ago, but I double checked to see with almight AI to see if it was still valid….
Answer:
The cleanest answer is: I couldn’t find solid human case reports proving mercury poisoning from fish with no known contamination source. The documented human cases almost always reduce to one of these:

naturally high background methylmercury in wild fish from the food chain
contaminated waters that were later understood as polluted
very heavy long-term consumption rather than a single “bad fish” event
The strongest real-world examples are population exposures, not isolated case reports:

Amazon River communities: mercury exposure from eating wild predatory fish in a natural river system.
Faroe Islands: methylmercury exposure from eating marine foods, especially pilot whale; fish/seafood consumption was the route, but not an industrial spill case.
Seychelles/New Zealand cohorts: prenatal exposure from regular fish consumption, with measurable neurodevelopmental effects.
If you mean “single-person medical case reports from wild-caught fish with no identified pollution,” those appear to be rare to nonexistent in the literature I found. The evidence is mostly exposure cohorts, not classic poisoning case reports.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Eating battered Sharks not cool.
They have already suffered enough emotional damage at the hands of their abusers.

The Bitchy Crab

And nice stump!

notsurfingtoday

Helas, stump loving overlord, i present you Jeanne

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Jeanne_Silver

Blowin

Arrange to meet them in a dark, private place without witnesses and see who cancels who.

Brutus

oh now you are a tough guy……and threaten to kill people who don’t agree with you…….FFS what a weak cunt to say that!!

The Bitchy Crab

Like shooting Great Whites in a barrel!

Blowin

The cancellation thing is overstated.

Never forget that the point of the media, apart from propaganda, is to make the majority believe they are in the minority. To demoralise you into thinking you’re up against an overwhelming ideological opposition. And so you quit.

The Bitchy Crab

Media just chasin’ users, impressions, however they come. Balance don’t make a brother click.

Blowin

You ever thought about generating AI sharks with three tits?

Ultimate click bait.

The Bitchy Crab

I sure am a titty man so maybe!

Dogsnuts

At your behest I experienced long hot nights and days in the SW and oh lord I will never be the same.
Xox

Barnycle

As a self-described titty man and the only remaining Mod I feel that it was your duty to pull up that chap who said that Leo’s lady was a 9.7.

While she’s a fine looking lady and has quite the stunning body, as expected by any modern fitness-influencer, I feel that her lack of titty meat excludes her from the excellent (9 and above) range.

There. I’ve said my piece. I had to. People just roaming around the internet calling ladies 9.7s tends to rustle my jimmies.

deeks

Yeah I went a bit hard…hahaha..I mean she’s an 8. 7

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Mod? As in Negatron? Did I miss something?


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