Ain't transparency grand?
Al Cleland Jr. has been dropped by his management, sponsors and the World Surf League, though the first two just scrubbed his name from websites without issuing statement and the WSL never named him, after an incident in Tahiti deemed “very serious.”
It is Al Cleland Jr., though, and maybe he comes out innocent and maybe it was all a big misunderstanding, but it was still Al Cleland Jr. who was dropped and/or suspended.
In any case, three days late and who knows how many dollars short, the International Surfing Association just announced it would suspend “the athlete concerned,” whoever that might be.
Per the statement:
The International Surfing Association (ISA) is deeply concerned by recent reports of serious allegations of abuse within the surfing community.
The ISA Executive Committee has decided to provisionally suspend the athlete concernedfrom participating in ISA-sanctioned events, pending further investigation and review in accordance with the ISA’s applicable rules and safeguarding procedures.
This precautionary decision has been taken in the interest of athlete safety and welfare, and does not constitute a determination of wrongdoing. The ISA remains committed to respecting due process, confidentiality, and the rights of all individuals concerned.
The decision is grounded in the ISA’s well-established Code of Conduct and Safeguarding Policy and Code of Ethics, which reflect the ISA’s commitment to the highest standards of integrity, respect, and athlete protection, in alignment with the principles and values of the Olympic Movement.
The ISA firmly believes that all athletes have the right to participate in sport in a safe and respectful environment, free from harassment, violence, and abuse of any kind.
Safeguarding and athlete welfare remain fundamental priorities of the ISA. We will continue working with our National Federations and partners to uphold these principles throughout the global surfing community.
The ISA will not comment further on the individual circumstances of this matter at this stage.
Thank goodness no further comment. Everyone loves transparency.
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animal rights activists aren’t happy until we stop pestering the sheep!
Big shit stir when some lady made a add which might have involved her breasts , yet crickets with this one , well WTF ?
Just wanted to inform everyone that as requested by Brutus and the morality police on here I asked my 11 year old daughter if she would become the Beachgrit moderator. She read about 10 comments then told me it was boring fuck as fuck and went back to watching her tv show. Sorry everyone but I did try
She never used the word ” fuck ” be honest.
Really ?
You honestly think that ?
Heck my daughter (32) has a masters degree in English literature, and considering a doctorate.
I didn’t discourage her to swear when young, but to be aware of it’s use as an honest expression of language.
And to never do it around her mother, grandparents, teachers, friends parents etc, and other respectable people like that etc etc.
Maybe she’s now well educated due to that approach…🙄🤣
Maybe..
Dont remmber et tu doing to much moderating when his E parties rave in a cave and beer fridge were going down , ohh well lifes like that when you are famous i guess.
nah just wanted ya to answer are pedophiles like prostitutes are acceptable because it’s the oldest profession in the World
Yeah this is the morality police…….talking to you daughter about ya sexual fetish’s , like wanking …well I guess you find her at 11 years of age very educated in porn…boring!
I still don’t have a fucking clue what you’re on about so go check out my reply to you and Negatron on the other thread.Thats if you can clamber down out of your own arse first
listen other than being one of the lowest lives on BG…….you are a fucken disgrace to the human race……the shallowest human being i might have come across……you have singlehandedly destroyed what depth there was on BG…….of course you can’t understand what I am talking about its called morals……
Pedo is a profession? Wanking is a fetish? wtf is wrong with you, Maurice?
Ok prostitution is the worlds oldest profession……both men and women and children….sex for money ….we call pedophiles people who have sex with underaged prostitutes…it’s what you wank over that is the fetish ya dumb cunt!
If we don’t deserve Mini then what chance do you have?
We are truly doomed mate
Well the WSL is just some rich guy tax dodge/wifes toy who announced it to quickly wipe their hands of the matter when it became apparent it was going to come out sooner rather than later.
Whereas the ISA is apparently closer to the Olympic ideals, and French is the official Olympic language, and France owns Tahiti, and Tahiti is where the recent (alleged) crimes took place and whose police (and subsequently) laws will decide what happens with the accusations, it kinda makes sense that ISA waited till now before making their stance public.
All those ‘ands’ and ‘commas’ above probably each take another week or so of paper pushing in the good old French foot-dragging way.
And now it might not be surprising if the Tahitian/French cops have got a prompting that they should start looking into the matter, after lunch, and a nap.
BB, had to wipe a few smears off.
The proletariat has you working, boss.
Also, I started listening to my first Joyce book this week. Dubliners. I had thought to drop my audible credit on Ulysses but decided that i should probably dip my toe in the water first, before getting in.
Only audiobooks for the dense stuff, from now on, as i no longer have the concentration (or eyesight) for the in-depth prose of the masters.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DegET0Bx0rp/?cplk=dzBqaHY5eHBhaDJs
YIKES
More sad surfer
Another “Chilling Warning”.. Where are the parents to these young girls? Be interesting to hear something from Josh Kerr on this subject and Carrisa. North Shore could be a seedy place too. This kinda stuff hasn’t gone down at various label’s compounds over the years?
What’s chilling is that guy’s white supremacist COVID conspiracy Instagram profile.
hey, a 757 buddy brought me this , is it any good??
that’s a proper way to do it. never could get into the rum , although have some buddies who would drink it for all 3 meals if they could. Didn’t drink near enough in my 20s , had some idea about changing the world and thought the devil’s juice might slow me down. Then got old and realized it was all bs , lol, so making up for lost time !
Wouldn’t he be lying either way?
No clue! Mrs Llama doesn’t let me drink the city water. Not a big drinker. But yes that’s from The Cavalier. We have three distilleries near the beach now and three breweries. Looks like the seal is cracked how did it go?
So we have an ex-pro who is a rabid conspiracy theorist and fan of incel Nick Fuentes posting threats of violence against the rumored perps and Al Cleland Jr.
Seems like this story is close to jumping the shark.
The way in which, with such sincerity, he says at the end, “I don’t give a fuck. He’s not that good a surfer. honestly!” Absolute pinpoint of surf culture.
Yeah not going to engage.
Memoirs from the Troll.
Galveston.
In our quest to find the best, every now and then one must experience the worst for good measure.
In need of the sight of the sea, the kids and I rolled in and posted up to an oceanfront hotel at one of the most infamous stretches of beach on the planet.
A place so bad a local band were inspired to name themselves after it.
They called themselves Butthole Surfers, because this beach is known as the butthole of all surfspots in the United States.
Nestled up against one of the worlds most industrially polluted waterways, it is an endless procession of broken, smelly, dirty, and perennially onshore conglomeration of “waves” that roll in with no discernable reason to be.
The stretch is a remnant of old Americana, with amusment piers and structures built in spite of the sea rather than in harmony with it. A catastrophe waiting for its moment to happen.
But after a long road trip I was stoked to see it along with the sloppiest of sloppy head high dribblers rolling in at a 6 second clip.
Not that I wanted to surf that slop, but it calmed the mind, momentarily helping me forget about the news and all the shit that comes with it. A constant barrage of depression bundled into an aggregated bundle of crap.
Just seems to get worse and worse every day.
I find it really hard to immerse yourself in those murky waters and not come out fully embracing nihilism.
The waves looked bleak, but as the morning gave way to the afternoon, two surfers paddled out, then a third. They were finding some little connectors that came up randomly among the wash.
They had it all to themselves, and they clearly were having a good time squeezing all the fun juice out of the anus of all surf spots.
They eventually got out, looking happy to have surfed and making me jealous I hadn’t.
It reminded me that when things look like shit, you have to search for the finer points of the turds you see floating all around you.
Toxicity is a permanent part of our existence, and we must strive to endure it.
So yeah Galveston, dirty like the world, but iconic in its own right.
Should you find yourself there, I suggest looking for those elusive bright spots.
Because holding on to hope and trying to stay clean from the dirt of the world is what gets us through the day and helps us get to sleep at night.
Excellent work.
Honest but optimistic. Well composed. Great angle and message.
8/10
Thanks
ditto, p.s. Isaac’s Storm, the book about the Galveston hurricane, is one of my all time favorites. Bunch of stuff about old time weather forecasting, etc, legit great work.
Great book
I’m giving it an 8.5.
great read in the classic americana tradition of Henry Miller (Air-conditioned Nightmare) and John Steinbeck (Travels with Charley).
Sounds like social media:
I find it really hard to immerse yourself in those murky waters and not come out fully embracing nihilism.
Social Media a wild west, pre-selected lane of the information highway that profits off of smut and filth.
I already have BG for that.
Decent sized croc at Lances’s Right AKA HT’s
https://www.instagram.com/p/Def8k1EDRJs/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
I downvoted it for the croc being near the surf, not you showing the croc, just for the croc actually being near the surf.
They freak me even more than sharks for some reason, and I’ve never even seen one…
Can’t imagine it’ll last too long. Basically committing the Indo croc version of suicide-by-cop by scaring tourists in front of the locals.
Tastes like chicken.
We need a proper statement from the Bros soon
Blake Shelled
Jesus. They are getting cooked.
this is hard to watch
?
Dodgers playoff game vs Brewers. Dodgers pitcher Blake snell gave up back to back homers late in the game, brewers took lead and about to close it out barring last minute dodgers semi miracle comeback.
really, baseball chat?
ok.
Is it OK?
Well, it’s OK to be gay so yeah.
yeah, but no one outside USA gives a fuck or has a clue what you are on about.
no baseball forums?
Baseballs2.0.
Aussies are pretty cranky lately. Thought you had all the best waves and real estate???
Safe!
The Brewers are playing like Kelly Slater in his prime while the Dodgers are playing like Toledo surfing Teahupo’o
Strong pitching to a weak offense is so KS 3.0.
How was the Pennywise show lad?
not baseball ‘chat,’ baseball pithy observation
The Griffith Observatory?
you back from NYC? did you go to Del Mar?
Back from NYC to Del Taco.
Fun and interesting trip?
Made me feel a lot better how Padres took it to Brewers. Really we should have had 2 in the bag and met for the rubber match.
Ha…take LA down 4-0.
didn’t watch brewers all season , but turns out there’s a reason they won 103 games , ha
They sure made for some sad looking angelinos in the crowd.
supposedly LA is full of beautiful people , apparently none of them baseball fans
Some guy who is not such a beautiful person made a song about that….
I guess we’ll go surfing instead of going to the game Friday. Painful!
Change name from ISIS to ISA, and they think we not notice.
https://www.instagram.com/noahklapp/p/Defr3ouiHTw/?hl=en
pro surfing having a Me Too movement nearly a decade after the Me Too movement.
Have a feeling this is going to get ugly way beyond this situation. The photog involvement adds an extra creepy layer to a creepy ass story for sure.
the sound of skeletons rattling in closets is deafening
at what point does Ziff just pull the plug
It’s likely up to the wife. Pulling the plug means ending the careers or potential careers of at least 100 young women who are living their dream or will soon be living it.
Be nice to see Turpel pick up a hammer. I’d hire him but if he even whispered a word to me I’d fire him. Can’t be having that kind of toxic positivity on my jobsite.
Curious to see if anything is said at the start of Portugal.
bet the house it will be crickets
Mate, nothing changes. You know it’ll be memory holed.
Here I was reading the Occy biography a few weeks ago and reading about the whole surf world remarking in hindsight about how tragic Occy’s drug fuelled depression had been. Much soul searching by all involved. Deep misgivings and sighs of gladness that such 80s extravagant hedonism would no longer be tolerated or accepted by the sport. Occy’s misdeeds had germinated a new spirit of community, honesty and transparency at all levels, particularly the administrative, bureaucratic and corporate side of the tour. Amongst many personally moving quotes ,there was Tom Carroll saying that it was sad about Occy’s addiction but he didn’t think the same rounding-of-the-wagons would happen anymore….which at the time of publication was not long before Andy Irons death and probably in the midst of Tom Carroll’s own hidden drug addiction.
Nothing changes, mate. The po-faced declarations, denials and secrecy are same as they ever were.
And you know what? I don’t particularly give a fuck. It’s not really any of my business. The human condition is what it is. I just want to see surfing and hear honest commentary. I don’t need a WSL struggle session about the evils lurking in the hearts of men. Just be authentic enough to tell me he’s gone and call the surf action with integrity and verve.
I’ll take that bet, just for the sake of competition.
I don’t see how they can’t say something, at some point.
ohhh helllll no! “Crickets” like LT said!
Someone tried this sort of stunt recently in skateboarding.
It ended when the person doing the exposing was outed as exhibiting similar behaviors to those being exposed.
You write quite a bit of fucked up comments that seem to always skirt the edge of victim blaming. Pretty fucking lame.
I’ve done nothing of the sort.
I’ve said nobody knows anything about what happened except what they’ve read through the social media rumor mill.
I’ve also said I take attention-grabbing claims made by exes worth a grain of salt.
And I’ve also pointed the finger at Boomers for the sexual revolution and normalization of copious use of drugs and alcohol – which absolutely plays a part in the negative behaviors we see coming from men and women (boys and girls too) these days.
I’d perhaps do a little self reflection to decide why you insist on trial by social media rumor. Pretty lame yourself, wouldn’t you say?
Your comments on these matters have barely been tolerated on this site, so you must’ve got banned from Slap before you could say All Lives Matter.
edit: grammar
My guess is that he’s referring to the Chris Cole situation where the only people still backing the guy are absolute kooks. It’s absolutely wild that he brought up skateboarding as a situation where poor straight white dudes are falsely accused by vengeful harpies given skateboarding has historically had a problem with creeps and predators.
But who knows? Maybe he backs indicted rapist and pedophile Neal Hendrix, Or Johan Stuckey, who was knowingly infecting women with herpes, or Yonnie Cruz who was knowingly infecting women with herpes or the various dudes that have started companies or skateparks to groom and assault kids. The guy probably thinks Gator got a raw deal.
Loser backing losers. Fuck that guy.
“It ended when the person doing the exposing was outed as exhibiting similar behaviors to those being exposed.”
Fartface is talking about Rob Brink, and he’s not wrong, the bloke is psychotic. Fuck Chris Cole, obviously, the POS.
Okay, who was the skateboarder that the allegations were made against? Dane Burman? Chris Cole? Yonnie? Johan Stuckey? Kenny Anderson? Let’s hear it. I’m across all of them.
who cares?
9.3… almost a Yeti
I’ve already decided all the info she spills will be gospel.
#believeallwomentheyneverlie
Nah too simple, the bottom line is take women seriously when they make allegations. That doesn’t mean just take the word for it and don’t investigate and verify. But investigate and verify.
Agree, but apparently not everyone here agrees with that sort of restraint. Instead it’s straight to torches and pitchforks.
hey com , are you one of those lawyers who got their license in China too?? didn’t realize that was a thing until a couple days ago
you can’t actually practice law in China as a non-Chinese citizen, so I dunno what the new press secretary is on about. I’m equal opportunity in calling bullshit though—El Sayed doesn’t have any business calling himself a doctor either if he’s never actually practiced medicine or passed a board exam.
Is transparency when you have one (or two) parents who identify as trans?
No no that’s transparent ed
As shown in this tv show, which I seem to remember being good, but who’s memory is trustworthy in these times of constant information bombardment?
Hey, my comment wasn’t vetted. Is this another example of snail’s-pace BTL progress?
vetting was short lived , thankfully
Eddie Vetter
Yellow Ledvetter
“On a ceilinggg…..defgshrbdjayywwjousxcyrohhhhh”
Yesss!
Goddamn horrible music
A parent Lee?
Nice one.
Yes
it means through or across the parere (latin for “to appear”)
The “Parere” or “La Parere” board model in stores soon?