"Being able to chat with Kelly in the lineup, even share waves... unbelievable. I can't believe it."
Scottish surfers received the thrill of a lifetime, hours ago, as the winningest professional surfer of all-time, one Kelly Slater, paddled out amongst them for an evening shred. “We’re surfing at East Sands in St. Andrews and… Kelly Slater turned up, I guess,” one explained. “We were just surfing a peak up there and he paddled up next to us,” another added.
“Being able to chat with Kelly in the lineup, even share waves… unbelievable. I can’t believe it,” a third chimed in.
Slater, in town for the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship golf event, put on a signature display of carving 360s, bashes off the lip and blown tails.
“It’s nice to get a wave here in Scotland,” the 11-time surf champion declared before throwing in a classic dollop of silly goose.
“I was saying I couldn’t feel my feet not because it was so cold but because I walked golf all day. My feet were just tired.”
Have you ever walked so much that you couldn’t feel your feet?
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Not sure what I’m supposed to want to buy.
What’s up Sluts?
twiddling thumbs waiting for you and hippy to stop groping each other and join the crowd
My therapist doesn’t want me commenting anymore but he’s a sorry Cunt. So here I am
Where everyboooody know your naaaaame
*Street sluts
Another stunning morning here but as is typical for Spring time the waves are small and average, still got out for a quick 45 minute grovel though but. Me summer shred is now really paying dividends and am pretty much back in full Adonis setting for me upcoming family week away. Pretty much irrisistable to any Sheila over 35 hahaha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Been on the same program, was surfing like a kook as well, 5’10” and 80kgs, not much fat on me. reckon I did my first proper backhand turn in a year last night on this empty slab here.
Xox
Fuck yeh Dogsy yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Pics or it’s not true
You’re always after dick pics off me ay Gwen ya saucy little minx
This makes me happy
Who’s the kook down voting people? Probably ELo.
It seems to be aimed at me mate and is making me very sad and not wanting to come on here. We are a little community down here and should be coming together and sharing some fun and laughs not making each other miserable.
I am of course joking but since every cunt since the switch seems to have had a sense of humour transplant I thought I’d better make that clear haha
the stealing handles gig was up so downvoting is the new thing
Jesus what a fucking shit show slog of a fuck up catastrophe all for what…? And the writing above the line is still asinine and shit click bait. And the comments below are a wank fest. At least Kelly got away from his wife and kids to go chase a golf ball for a few hours. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Oi I won’t surf a Wavepool out of principal but fuck I’ll hit a few rounds trying to get a little ball in a hole hanging out with a bunch of dudes for a circle jerk while I bleed the earth dry of water chyeeeeeeew yeah boys Mindy session tonight
Haha no shortage of water round here in The Northern Rivers Bog, in fact we’re more worried about flooding. Some of me lifes happiest moments have been up on the golfy with me dear old dad on a stunning late arvo with a few cold ones.
The games would always get hell competitive and the shit talking was fully next level, then we’d come in and get a feed and have a few more beers in the clubhouse. Amazing times brother and I think golf and the attitudes around it down here are way different to over there.
Certainly heaps more fun than going to dance The Tango with Javier every Friday night ya fucking queer cunt hahaha
Imagine if you didn’t have a father figure? Sounds like good times with your old man.
Sounds just as lame as the golf over here bruz. Meeting and rooting chicks via the dance floor seems not very queer last I checked, but have sucking piss and whatever else with your boys <3
Haha onyas Bog but I don’t reckon any amount of rooting with any Sheilas would ever be enough to make me go to Tango classes, I don’t reckon me toxic masculinity could take it. Plus I know Mini would piss herself laughing and then probably disown me!!
I don’t know if it’s just me but I seem to get chatting with heaps of good looking ladies just doing everyday things like walking the dog or going to different things with Mini. Probably helps that I’ll just start talking to anyone I guess haha. Glad you’re getting some anyways bruzzy yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Lol we all have our way my friend, you seem like a gregarious fella and confidence pays dividends so good on you as well. Nothing wrong with not wanting to prance around on the dance floor, and I only feel somewhat okay doing it because I’m not just typing away at some middle-management career and am more often than not outside with the tools.
You’re lucky Mini keeps you in check!! Keep the charm legend
Hahaha yeh mate I’ll start talking to any cunt and don’t care who they are. I’m a big Oasis fan and in the late 90s I was in Heathrow airport and I seen Noel Gallagher in a chemists and thought fuck I gotta go say hello to him.
It was just after they’d done a tour down here and caused some chaos and I just wondered up and said something like Hey Noel I loved that last album mate. He looked hungover as fuck and in that thick Manchester goes Oh no man not another fookin Australian hahaha. He was actually a really friendly and funny cunt who was asking me shit like if I was one of those blokes who liked standing on the beach polishing me surfboard hahaha what a ledge
Big oasis fan. lmao. Fucken hell.
Posh Pommies shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near surfboards or surfing ay, just sounds too ridiculous. Oh ya Mr Slater turned up at our humble beach this evening and oh my what a majestic display of surfboard riding he put on for us mere mortals. It really was impressive wasn’t it Camilla? Oh yes it was Rupert and what a frightfully pleasant and humble gentlemen he was too.
Hahahaha fuck up ya posh Pommy wankers and go get a fucking dog up ya cunts yeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Arduous but I’m here
The real Tomas with silky smooth arms
gonna need to see some ID
Pinchy running a fake ID racket
Tom currently walking over to the final episode premiere of EAST in NYC.
Buddha say
Anxiety is fear of future.
Live in moment.
Kelly say
I am future
He funny.
Why any cunt would want to surf that freezing, dirty looking load of shit after playing some of the best golf courses in the world is completely beyond me. Some of the other cunts out there were fucking ripping ay
figured out the phone yet?? Also, how many times have you burned Slater out there in goldilocks land??
My phone for some reason has updated overnight and has put some age restriction thingy on it that I can’t work out how to turn off. I frustratingly discovered this as I went for my early morning wank and was rudely denied haha
Never burnt Ol Baldy in the water but me and me best mate Dan managed to burn him and Luke Munro at Cooley/Tweed golfy a while back. It was perfect cuz he looked so off it and shouted something I couldn’t hear so I just flicked him the bird as we drove off in our cart haha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Golf? Thought you said you don’t golf.
I have been a member at Cooley/Tweed since I was 14 mate, me dad was a hell golfer
Damn, could have sworn you wrote it off before. Surf and golf is a pretty solid combo of activities in my world.
Oof, core score down bruz
He is a BIG Oasis fan bogs. Core score couldn’t get any lower.
He’s adickted.
Umm, I think I would have paddled over to the next break….
Ewwww… Needs to get back on the CI’s.
That really you my dear Bond?
You better get that sooky little Negapet back on your avi or I’m bring back Batman.
Haha I will try and get it sorted today
Come on mate
I’ll get mini to give me a hand later mate, I miss little Negapet too. Maybe it’ll help stop these horrible, nasty downvotes as well haha
JP would have burned him
The only burning JP does is with cash betting on sports.
Any cunt that foils is a lost cause
There’s no “i” in team but there is one in “login”.
Pretty weird that dude is the best surfer ever, blah blah blah, competed into his 50s, etc, and none of us will miss him when he’s finally gone.
He’s 56
‘give yourself a gift: the present moment. People out for posthumous fame forget that the Generations To Come will be the same annoying people they know now. And just as mortal. What does it mattter to you if they say x about you or think y?’
You wise man.
Only one here so far.
KS: “I ended the war between the Catholics and the Protestants!”
Hahahaha!
is this the real OG DSS&S? Think we might need proof of life
old geezer AND by-goner heating up a bellfast burrito.
Pinchy, Pinchy, Pinchy …. smh
FUCK THIS SHIT!! Still can’t tell who the fuck is who on here. Too many question marks now with fake accounts still being abundant and fuckers changing their names left and right. Is this Rocks local the original, is 1.0 the original, or is it all Pinchy? It seriously can’t be that fucking hard to just ban the little incel cunt.
Just about all Pinchy, I think.
Rocks local – the OG uses his Disqus deets with avatar.
no avatar and it’s likely our friend apu. Hahahahar
Edit – there ya go. The real Rocks was posting at the same time.
all the real Rocks, but what a saga it has been – basically had to do the 1.0 bc name was stolen, but then right after that DR worked on the back end to restore the stolen valor (and user names) of several of us, which gave me back access to RL w/ no numbers – and then after that Disqus log ins came back. So basically, the OG RL lives under both the WordPress log in and Disqus, and 1.0 had a short but beautiful run.
but how do we know that you actually are who you proclaim to be though?
I am using my Disqus account and same avi as before so it’s me. I could also post the photos of Strayan Cunt at Tavi unless he changes his avatar back to Negapet. I miss the little pup. Either way, I am the original. Just keeping it pretty limited until they work out the bugs. How you want me to prove it to you?
tell me what you think of my Van Halen surfboard
Ugliest fucking c-grade spray job I’ve ever seen.
ok, that’s you
After the Euro wavepool, are you anxious to get out to the other desert pool? The prices are at least on par with PSSC now
I always think about it when I see Com’s avatar on here
I forgot my password to Phil’s Wart email which for some reason I thought I couldn’t effectively utilize gravatar.com. Turns out I was wrong . Shocker. So I created Live Like FOTO as you can painfully see . And I appologize for your anxiety .
It’s frustrating. There’s been progress in other areas, so hopefully the fake accounts will be banished at some point.
You sound like mr trump
Be yourself.
Has Picard shown up after banning guest posts? The one time I interacted with him it was kinda sus.
Pretty sure it’s not the real DSS&S, questionable on Picard.
He responded yesterday on a Keynesian economics reference so I think he’s here
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