Do you really believe Kelly Slater just retired from pro surfing?
There's been so many iterations of the Kelly Slater retirement that he has made it an art form, dear friends.
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day Four of the Margaret River Pro!
Wineries, "big energy" and slain GOATs.
Kelly Slater forced to confront the pallbearers waiting at the shoreline as wind and lull ravage Margaret River’s bracket stage
"Walking on a dream."
All-time surf great Kelly Slater pulls best retirement prank yet!
Huzzah, huzzah!
Dumped WSL CEO Erik Logan “more vulnerable about personal life than ever” in new confessional
“I was honest about my stroke, recovery, my failed marriages, and the painful estrangement from my teenage daughters.”
Kelly Slater, 52, stuns surf fans after surviving sudden-death heat in last-ever contest at Margaret River!
“Kelly Slater looks like he is…on.”
Open Thread: Comment live, Day Three of the Margaret River Pro!
Kelly Slater on the chopping block. Again.
WSL tour correspondent asks, “Must I lay Kelly Slater on the pathologist’s slab and slice a fine blade from sternum to groin?”
Do you need me to fawn over Ethan Ewing’s rapier rail work? Should I pontificate on the future of John Florence and his persistent self-flagellation?
Professional surfing in disarray as Brazil lashes American, Australian surfers with “uncomfortable” new visa requirements!
Extreme retaliation in response to a fading storm.
Lennox Head property boom continues unabated as beach shack sells for eye-watering $2.375 million!
Pretty blue beach shack a few hundred yards from the beach set to be demolished and replaced with three townhouses.
Carlsbad surfer almost run over by migrant speedboat as number of new Americans hitting San Diego beaches leaps to over 7000…in one week!
San Diego county now on track to becoming the hottest migrant hub in the union surpassing border town Tucson, Arizona.Â
Open Thread: Comment Live on Day Two of the Margaret River Pro!
Is this seriously only day two?