Which voice would you want in your ear each night?
So who do you think has the best voice in surfing? Occy and his bogan rolled vowels? Joe Turpel and his smooth emptiness? Pete Mel and his dad next door? Rosy Hodge and her balmy South African? Gabriel Medina and his Godj Blesssssj Charliejjjjj? John John Florence and his Humble Hawaiian? Mick Fanning’s mom and her shrill protectorate? WSL CEO Paul Speaker and his voice of faux authority?
No!
It’s Laura Enever and very obvs.
Tell me, and tell me true, does anything beat a smokey voice? Raspy? Blonde?
NO! Nothing beats it and I’ll fight you to the death if you disagree. Listen below and if you still disagree then you had better sleep with one eye open because I’ll be hovering with a knife above your throat.
Standard Pua’ena beginner sesh
no neck squirter..
Laura is cute, but she has no neck.
You gotta love a woman with a smiley face tattooed on her middle finger.
That first pic makes her look like a bus station skank. Most unflattering.
I think I’ve been frequenting the wrong bus station…
nah son it’s bruce brown all the way
the best voice in surfing has got to be stryder.
in reviewing JJFs first round win at pipe, I’m pretty sure
I heard him say that John John had got some extra “twerk” on his
finishing move.
keep it up stryder , these guys actually get paid , right?
She is awesome in every way.
that miss enever is one piece of assshh! i know from personal experience… if you know what i mean.
no you don’t.
Granger, you’ve got a great forehand hack but Laura was the best thing you’ll ever achieve in your surfing career.