The Weekly Grit with David Lee Scales and Chas Smith…
What can I tell you?I love Mexican food, Southern gothic writers, horror movies, fireplaces, people who tell the truth, corn on the cob, Dr Pepper (which I cannot find in Bondi), old movies, Céline, ketchup on my steak and…
The Weekly Grit with David Lee Scales and BeachGrit principal Chas Smith.
It isn’t exactly weekly, and if there’s anything more excruciating than something that proclaims a regular slot but doesn’t meet scheduling I’m yet to find it, but when it does appear I’m a fan of sorts.
In this almost one-hour-and-a-half episode, Chas and David talk surf media wars and the latest roughhousing between Stab and the Inertia (“Zach comes across as, well… pathetic… is a nice word,” says Chas) as well as Chas’ “scorched earth policy” media strategy.
“I dragged everyone into the gutter,” says Chas.
Also, whether you’re a “goober” if you punch your surfboard, neck tattoos, a discussion on whether or not the Hypto Krypto is for clumsy hoodlums and some rumination on the question, has a pro surfer has ever grown a satisfactory beard.
“John John l0oks like a 108-year-old Chinese man,” says David.
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“Oh my gosh people all over the world would come,” said surfer Johnathon Podolsky.
You certainly know hit-maker Pharrell Williams. He has been in the bright spotlight for a decade plus with top ten after top ten and many fabulous collaborations with Jay-Z, Gwen Stefani, Snoop, Nelly, NSYNC, etc. etc. etc. and now guess what he is doing?
Building a surf tank complex in his hometown of Virginia Beach!
The local news reports:
Pharrell Williams could be making a big splash in his hometown of Virginia Beach. He is working together with a developer to create a state of the art surf park right on the Oceanfront at the old Dome site.
“It is a robust industry here and certainly a lot of people do it,” said Councilman John Uhrin.
Uhrin says the city has been trying to develop the 10 acre parking lot on Pacific Avenue, between 18th and 20th streets, ever since the Dome was torn down in 1994.
“We’ve always looked for something that was really going to be a unique entertainment offering for the city of Virginia Beach” said Uhrin.
Enter Pharrell Williams, who is partnering with Venture Realty Group to deliver what the city has been searching for.
“I think it’s great that we have people that grow up in this city and have a great experience and go out and do wonderful things and then want to come back and still be part of the city,” said Uhrin.
The plan consists of restaurants, retail, residential, and a 4,000-seat music venue all centered around a giant pool with man made waves.
“Oh my gosh people all over the world would come,” said surfer Johnathon Podolsky.
Podolsky says there are too many days when there aren’t enough waves and he thinks this project is a brilliant idea.
“I think it would be great for ECSC, consistent waves, same shape and everything, and the surfers will be able to really show their performance,” said Podolsky.
Some nearby businesses, like Albie’s Pizza, have concerns the area may become too touristy.
“A lot of our local customers say that’s one of the only places where they can park for two dollars with a Virginian Beach license.” Said manager Austin Butler.
Butler also acknowledges Pharrell is a local and she trusts he will do what’s best for the city.
“Hopefully his endorsement will increase business if they do develop that,” said Podolsky.
I trust that Podolsky and Albie’s Pizza can work out their differences but there is one thing I would like to discuss with you here. The wavepool will utilize Wavegarden technology which means the ownership group chose that over KS Surf Ranch. Now, I am going to assume they knew of KS Surf Ranch’s existence yet still chose Wavegarden.
Is the Wavegarden stuff way cheaper? Is it more broadly functional? Does it work better for more people?
Which leads to the most important question of all.
Is Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch Beta and Wavegarden VHS?
Remember that tech war? If I recall, Beta was considered better in every way but VHS smashed it into non-existence because VHS players had a lower retail price.
Will Wavegarden, like VHS, stand alone at the very end?
And John John steals Kolohe's JuJu! Find out how! It's faintly interesting!
You might’ve noticed that we stopped posting #tournotes over the past few months.
What can I say?
The magic and romance had gone and that gorgeous something that defined Peter King’s behind-the-scenes mini-documentaries had descended into a series of predictable tropes.
This post-Portugal episode, built around locker room trash talk, looks at the viewer challengingly. The dialogue is spirited and faintly interesting.
Between Kolohe Andino and Mick Fanning,
Kolohe:Mick takes all my waves. Bullies me.
Mick:He deserves it. He’s a pest.
Between Kolohe and John John .
John: (How do you spell Kolohe?) C-H-L-O-E! You should ride that board a little more. Get used to it a little more.
Kolohe:I’m pretty sure you fell three times out there.
Between John’s coach Ross Williams and John John.
John:Ross is so flamboyant I don’t need to put colour in my boards.
Ross: (When John claims to’ve beaten Ross in a game) Chronic liar. Right here.
John John rubs Kolohe’s board.
John: I took the good juju out of his board right there. Now I have it.
And so forth.
It ain’t Floyd Mayweather (“When I retire, I’ll get Ricky Hatton to wash my clothes and cut my lawn and buckle my shoes. Ricky Hatton ain’t nothing but a fat man. I’m going to punch him in his beer belly. He ain’t good enough to be my sparring partner”) but it ain’t bad.
Help! Last week Venice-adjacent’s other online “surf” magazine Stab did an advertorial post on Julian Wilson and Oakley that was so horrible it invented the term “badvertorial.”I totally thought it was a one off and fake.
Firstly, I couldn’t believe that even the most cash starved Sam McIntosh, recently divorced from daddy SurfStitch, would lower himself directly to bald-faced aggressive hideous advertorial. Like, isn’t that partially why the SurfStitch x Stab marriage failed in the first place? Besides nefarious financial moves by the principles? Because the people smell a rat when they smell one? Or was Stab already cheating with The Inertia?
Secondly, I couldn’t believe that Oakley would listen to the pitch and agree to a series featuring bald-faced aggressive hideous advertorial. What was it like in the room? “We’re going to ‘feature’ your riders though your ‘lens.’ Get it? Brilliant!”
And wow. Brilliant, I guess, if your aim is to make internet advertising a farce.
I don’t want to be doing this. Really I don’t but come on… when Ethan Ewing stars in the second of an apparent series then… I have to. So let’s enjoy!
C’mon, you like the fact that glass appears with dots but you can see through the ocean? Polarised lenses can underwhelm and Oakley (a fine and long-term financial partner of Stab’s) have addressed this challenge head on. We’ll let them take the stage to talk through their new tech:
What do you look for in a good pair of shades? Surely more than frame and function. Oakley’s new PRIZM technology features ultra precise colour tuning, for any environment, which… we’ll let them explain: “by fine-tuning individual wavelengths of colour, PRIZM sharpens visual acuity to reveal nuances that would be missed by the naked eye.”
And, Ethan Ewing, is a Stab favourite. Despite his difficult time as a rookie on the world tour this year, we love his strong lines and Andy Irons-esque lip jive. And, to highlight this gent’s skill we have a before and after image treatment from him at Snapper photographed by Andrew Shields.
And, when adopting the PRIZM tech, Stab goes straight for the Latch for maximum effect. Don’t matter if you’ve got a skinny head, biggish beak, high bridge, fat head, whatevs, the Latch is rounded and forgiving but more importantly works on the sand at Gnaraloo Station or the rooftop bar at the Fairmont Hotel in Beverly Hills.