Baby shark chop, chop, chop, chop the head...
I’ve warned you all, for months now, to stay out of the water for it is the sharks’ domain, Great White, Tiger and Bull, and they are evolving at a ruthlessly terrifying pace. Learning to keep their fins below the water in order to dodge detection. Learning to prefer men over women and not just for grossly sexist reasons but because physiology. Body mass, meat on the bones etc.
Well, some sick, twisted pervert in Cape Town, South Africa somehow dreamed that his human evolution was greater than the mighty Great White’s and took the detente there to serially kill and decapitate many of babies/juveniles but don’t take my word for it. Let us read directly from Cape Town’s own News24.
Dozens of headless sharks were found dumped on Strandfontein beach in Cape Town on Sunday morning.
According to Cape of Good Hope SPCA, the sharks were found with their heads, dorsal fins and tails severely injured. The SPCA said it had received a call to respond to the area from Law Enforcement and City of Cape Town officials earlier in the day.
The team’s inspectors arrived on scene and found the sharks laying on the shore, SPCA said in a Facebook post.
It added that the circumstances surrounding the incident were being investigated.
Now, my worry, our worry, is how the vicious Great White parents of these murdered minors will evolve yet again to deal with this ill-thought spree.
Could Austin Powers’ Dr. Evil’s prophecy not be far off?
Sharks with lasers?
More as the story develops.
Commented on Disqus? Log out, tap the Disqus button, and your old name and comments come back. The box is ours.
Your comments are still here. Every one of them.
Twelve years of BeachGrit comments came across from Disqus. Connect and we will show you how many are yours. We get your username, nothing else.
Connect Disqus to reveal.
He/she should be caught and then get cut and thrown to the larger Great White sharks.
Aliens did this … imma tellin ya !!
And not a friggen surfer at all you fools how about Chinese shark fisherman
Riiiight… After harvesting the fins and organs, the Chinese trawler stealthily sent a crew ashore to dump the carcasses in a pile, as a fuck you to the government and people of SA.
They are not great white sharks
Utter load of crap sharks do not deliberately target humans male or female, they are exploratory bites and mistaken identity.
What a stupid piece of writing
Chinese trawlers raping South Africa’s coastline…not a joke in the slightest.
Trading precursor meth chemicals for perlamoen etc.
Why would Chinese Trawlers send a crew ashore to dump the carcasses?
These are not even white sharks. Get your facts straight. The sad truth is that this is happening everyday in the commercial long line fishing industry.
It’s not sad.
Fact: In any area where the predators are killed off, the game animals flourish. Look at the Whitetail Deer population in the US. Fewer predators means more food for people. The Japanese know this.
hey chas this all white shark thing is boring already mate.
There’s a fine line between reporting a story and telling a story and I think Chas nicely erased that line. Apart from quoting a small piece of the original article, the rest is just a story.
What a shit read. Seriously go back to school.
looks like sand sharks. i have cut up bigger piles than that before
that’s a shitload of Chinese erections
I think ELO is behind this. His veneers are eating his brain and he’s on a rampage. Moron this story ass it devolves
It’s obvious, Jordy is trying to forget another failed campaign by bingeing shark heads and the hub.
Best news since the last conservative victory.
Repetitive, not thought provoking.
Like beach grit.
It’s rubbed off on me.
I know, it’s going to be fantastic. If Cameron, the sensible one, fucked a pig, what hilarious stories will be unearthed about Boris?
At least 5 years worth
It takes a special kind of idiocy to actively support other countries’ politicians. You and the ATS bunch are in good company.
Says who?
Well, it’s clearly me who’s saying it. As per my comment.
I can’t even stomach my home grown variety of political circus-folk.
Well JP that’s not very nice.
But you only hurt the ones you love.
kisses xxx
You always break the kindest heart
With a hasty word you can’t recall, so
If I broke your heart last night
It’s because I love you most of all
I was naive to think you weren’t already on the case.
Chas is driving the boat.
I actually read your comment and was inspired. So thank you dear Corporal.
The SPCA’s lawyers are.looking to chop suey someone. Careful Chas!
Speaking of ill thought sprees, when’s Pipe on?
perpetually on tomorrow
ya shoulda been here tomorrow
Its a delicious wait
Cause it’ll be a desperate desolate wasteland round here till March.
Unless Chas can organize an MMA bout with Elo
Celebrity Death Match! Chas would wipe the floor with him. Imagine the ratings, and even more importantly, the boost in BG readership.
I dunno.
Elo looks fit.
Chas looks like he’s got about 45 seconds in him.
I agree. He was lucky to survive his last bout.
Never judge a book by its cover.
ELo has been softened by that loathsome PC Positivity, no matter how healthy his appearance. Chas likes to write about SHARKS, ffs. He may surprise you yet.
Mmm, nup.