Miracle of human ingenuity looks like drained wineskin after "a very deep swell that we weren't planning on."
If there’s a lesson inventors and spruikers of artificial reefs should’ve learned by now, it’s this: any attempt to harness the might of the ocean is like putting a lamb in the claws of a tiger.
The ocean, as most of us know or should know, will refuse, violently if necessary, any attempt at its subjugation.
“We had a lot of undertow — a new swell came through that was a very deep swell that we weren’t planning on, and it was pushing the undertow through the line-up,” its inventor Troy Bottegal told the ABC.
Yesterday, an inflatable reef called The Airwave, a UFO-shaped bladder six-feet high by thirty-six feet wide, which was anchored off a normally waveless stretch of Western Australian coast in a town called Bunbury one hundred miles south of Perth, revealed a catastrophic tear.
“We had a lot of undertow — a new swell came through that was a very deep swell that we weren’t planning on, and it was pushing the undertow through the line-up,” its inventor Troy Bottegal told the ABC. “It’s torn along the seam — it hasn’t torn the actual rubber, which is very strong. The pressure from the airbag going back and forward with the undertow and incoming swell has put some pressure on that particular seam…You only find these things out when you’re installing them for the first time, and you learn so much about how you want to install them in future, when we start to put these things over the world. As horrid as it sounds, when you’re committed to putting something in and installing it, you have to deal with these things. When you’re committed to something you have to see it through to the end.”
The City of Bunbury, Australia’s fastest growing city as it happens, threw $A75,000 ($US50,000) at the project in an attempt to convince surfers to turn right into Bunbury instead of gunning it straight to Margarets another hour south.
Its chief executive Mal Osborne was philosophical despite the failure.
“Troy Bottegal and his team have been working extremely hard over the last few days to put an inflatable bladder into the ocean, which is no mean feat,” Osborne told ABC.
Right now, the reef looks like a drained wineskin and beachgoers, surfers etc have been urged to avoid the area.
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No offense intended to the locals… but Bunbury is a cunt of a place. I once was encouraged to steal a drunken punter’s socks so I could gain entry to the only pub open after a rowdy gig at another pub earlier that evening. Oddly, the bouncer wasnt opposed to rolling said drunk for his filthy socks, but was adamant, “no socks, no entry”. So I jumped the back fence and went with it sans foot fungus.
Right now, the reef looks like a drained wineskin and beachgoers, surfers etc have been urged to avoid the area.
Bout sums it up eh?
but once webber gets his adjustable reef up and running – just wait! its gonna blow minds.
Portable reef . . . Wow, genius!
This is clearly in direct contradiction to Bunburys own ban on single use plastic bags. Send in the attack dog Chas
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I have one word for the inventor:
Silicone Implant.
I lived in Bunbury once upon a time. Usually the waves were shit but every once in a while when there was a swell from the NW (which was rare), you could get really good fun waves there.
Oh wow!
Looks like a big white smiling Aspirin ….. Though they might take the pain ( of closeouts ) away , they do tend to dissolve in water . Maybe try a band aid solution ?
I like the use of the word undertow, right up there with rollers and breakers.
Probably trying to avoid the word RIP ?
These guys are battling it out with Surf Lakes for “the poor man’s wave pool” tech title.
As in, invest and become a poor man 🤣😅😭
Tim winton wrote the article
Phwoar!
…and “king wave”.
and.. “Rogue wave”
Ya duh, like a big balloon isn’t gonna get pushed around by some waves–its already trying to float away just because of the air in it……
Bunbury is still reeling from the caustic soda on chips debacle at the local chicken treat
The Meth capital of WA should of aimed a bit higher than a ginormous glorified blow up doll
Or “the Big Dime Bag”
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Zacktly …and that was the Naturaliste buoy.
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75k seems like inflated prices 🙂
I’ll show myself out….
A whole lot of sunken dreams in this story.
Must have deflated his ego a bit.
That’s definitely not the kind of ripping they wanted to see at this reef.
Ooh behave !!!
Like a fake tit from the 80s.
Airwave will most likely work better after a proper blowjob I reckon.
Haha mate we all know it’s impossible to get anything done after a good gobby. I’d be lucky if I could cook up a toastie before I need to have a nap.
No naps!
“Machines don’t take naps”- Jake Da Snake
Bourbon should wash away the taste quicker than a toastie Wiggs
Ironically, you can pay a bikie less than $3k to steal your Ute and launch it off a cliff. With the death of the great Australian Ute in favour of the likes of the Ford Ranger it has never been a better time to contact your local thug to repossess your 2008 SS or XR8. For an extra $45, you can have a licensed Comanchero complete the insurance paper work on your behalf. By accepting this limited time offer, you will be doing your bit to construct the world class Maloo Reef.
Haha. You go first. V8 ute lyf is forever.
Don’t be selfish mate. Give your prized V8 ute local status for eternity.
Do you think yours has enough go to land out at Boobs and make it an actual wave? And/or also is 2008 the flathead model only capable of producing burgers?
It would take more than a clapped out Ute to turn boobs into anything worth the walk.
It is pretty much the same feeling WSL had when first introducing the wave poo contest.
“Look this is going to revolutionize the surf world!!!
Three heats later: “Dang this did not go as planned”
Poo contests are my fav.