Nothing says "I love you" like jihad.
And here you are, today, if you are an American celebrating Black Friday. Either shuffling down the overstuffed aisles of Target, jostling other masked warriors for the last Nintendo Switch, trying to remember if it is toxically demeaning or alt-empowering to buy the wife a Dyson vacuum cleaner, wondering if the mother-in-law would like a Home Depot gift card.
Hot. Uncomfortable. Nerves on edge.
Or maybe you are at home, refreshing the browser to try and get the best possible deal on Facebook’s new TV thing from Amazon and getting your identity “borrowed” and re-marketed directly back to you in seventeen different ways before you’ve even clicked on to the next gift idea.
The death of western enlightenment.
So why not just give the gift of modern radical Islamic terrorism to all friends and family?
Modern radical Islamic terrorism comes in a few different flavors but the best is Yemeni via Deoband, India and will solve all your moral and physical dilemmas and it is cheap. You can buy here too without a line.
Need more?
Here is one free chapter (feat. Sam George) from the velvety pipes of author Chas Smith.
Enjoy.
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Dear Chad,
Having your gallivanting trips funded by someone else is sad.
Fund your own trips son.
Chas… I’m just about done with Part I… certainly a different writing approach than the Rothman/Philadelphia roots bio, and the Coke classic, but none the less a great read. Up to this point, feels like I’m reading Kerouac with a bottle of vodka and a bucket of speed balls half done next to his type writer… and up to this point this guy Ghamdan makes me nervous…
Already bought all mine for Xmas.
Surf claws for the whole family.
Is there a Chas Smith surf nihilism box set gift package yet?
Coming soon.
Pretty sure that both Dale Velzy and Gordon Clark were arguably very influential in the surfing world and they retired to cattle ranches, showing that Kahlil was not the first well-known surfer to get into the wild west cowboy lifestyle.
P.S.
Drink more beer, it’s good for you…
P.P.S.
Shit, I thought I’d put this comment on the gay cowboy photo article……
So to summarize, you saying to beef and beer up?
It sounds like you’re reading it.
Shoulda got Bill Shatner.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shia.
Shia who?
This article is a piece of shia.
Chas, The People are hungry for a diatribe about the joys of surfing. Another Jerry Maguire moment if you will before 2020 ends. Thanks.
Is the book going to be available on apple books like the other two? The audio book is there, but, I don’t really want you reading me bedtime stories Chas
Agree. Derek would much better to read bedtime stories to us. He can tell us all about the inner workings of Coffey.
Dereks bedtime stories on the other hand..
Now I’m listening.
if we are heading down the gift road already, how about some gift ideas for bg staffers and dribblers.
Dezza, a high quality calligraphy pen and a subscription to see what is behind the Coffey paywall.
Charlie, a nice neck chain, strong yet tasteful , so he knows where to stop shaving.
Bex, a “I shoot and I vote” t-shirt in manly colors.
CB, a new board.
any input would be greatly appreciated. could possibly add the WSL staff to the list as well, could be a lean year for them.
Can I swap with CB?
mid length? in manly colours
Ones of those softies JOB rides, I swear he loves it more than his hard blades
Yep Manly colors
no problems Bex. I will get the child labourers, ooops, I mean elves, onto it.
Just send the shirt too
CB won’t use either
Or womanly colours, either or.
Negatron gets a Golden Ban-Hammer
Do those fat shoppers
Get even fatter each year?
Even jihadists?
Eddie, a publishing deal