"Huge scuffle" on the way?
2021 World Surf League Champion favorite Filipe Toledo has been missing in action at Lower Trestles, site of the new exciting Finals Day, which will likely run tomorrow. The embattled professional surfer was recently involved in a “huge scuffle” in the lineup with a young, hot sponsored junior that was, first, dismissed by his father Ricardo but then confirmed-adjacent by others.
Well, in a wild swing of fortunes, Toledo is scheduled to surprise appear on tonight’s episode of The Ultimate Surfer.
In the teaser, the remaining contestants including Zeke Lau, who wins, see someone surfing Kelly Slater’s artificial wave much better than them and wonder who it is before seeing that it is Filipe Toledo.
Malia Ward calls him a “surf god” and maybe because Toledo magically does one snap going switch in the middle of his wave (watch carefully).
Zeke Lau, on the other hand, looks like he wants to snap Toledo’s head from his body once the noted aerialist tells The Ultimate Surfers that he’d “heard” that they’d been “trying” the “biggest tricks of their lives” at Surf Ranch.
If I was Toledo, I would be very much more worried about Lau than about the young, hot sponsored junior.
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That headline though.
Is anyone else still wondering what happened with Kalani and the bone broth?
Zeke is trying to get back on the CT via a reality TV programme , like fuck me what a fucken kook.
Beachgrit has no balls:
1. Recycles Lower Trestles scuffle story without providing date and time of the incident. No way to verify facts on video. If Chas has sources, they could easily tell him when it happened. Where’s the video? It’s the most filmed wave on earth right now, so you can’t come up with anything? Weak sauce journalism.
2. Hides name of local pro while naming Filipe. Come on, we know it’s either Jett or Kade. It’s probably Kade Matson. Even though Jett is a hothead, he’s a goofyfoot and skinny so it’d be awkward for him to be grabbing Filipe going past him at Lowers right.
3. About 99% of all Beachgrit rumors turn out to be false, have you noticed? National Enquirer has a much better hit rate than this garbage, which I used to find amusing.
Fucken kook
Ok Chas
No problem Nic
Jen Surf
Grandpa Filipe
*Zeke Lau, on the other hand, looks like he just realised the top seats will wipe the floor with him.
Or pondering the mid year cut off.
Or how someone top 5 just admits they like doing big airs, but said nothing about charging big waves.
So what are woozl gonna do if the fog rolls in tomo ?
Send everyone home again ?
Free acai bowls for everyone.
Fisting on the Beach !
I like it.
If that’s actual fisticuffs, then yes definitely.
My money’s on the new local to whip the old locals and their kids into shape
Yea, a giant mixed interracial mma bout. Before the matches begin.
Did you notice the woozl uses matches now, instead of heats. Very risqué… claim worthy. I suspect that’ll come soon.”Huge Innovation” “Massive etc etc”
The white plume may be more exciting than the contest
the commentary would be the same whether they can see a fucking thing or not.
They’re just going to hand the camera operators a couple of leaf blowers to get a clear shot.
Fog is going to be the least of their problems once the glare sets in and the judges miss a key wave in the final heat and their whole idea of crowning a champion in one day turns to shit.
You heard it here first.
Yeah classic stitch up hey!?…I noticed you were also up during the night to tune in.. I even tried again a couple hours later…fucken stooges!
US / Surf Ranch signature combo:
Jaw drop 😮 to yawn 🥱
© WSL 2021
Any idea on the viewership number? Who watches this?
Dickheads
Softcocks
Wannabes
Idiots
Fools
Halfwits
Brainwashed morons
Etc etc etc
sounds like the crowd on any given day at Lowers
1.3+- million people on average according to the first google search result I did. terrible ratings, yet I’m still surprised 1.3 million people watch it
what % of that 1.3M you reckon will actually watch CT events off the back of the show? I assume that’s the idea. i’m guessing fuck all… they will find out tmrw i suppose.
fuck all sounds about right
JenSee, and the family members of those on the show. Other than that, no one.
If I was Toledo I wouldn’t be worried about anything, least of all some ‘local’ Cali brats who think they’re tougher and better surfers at soft poofy little waves at the railway trestle.
You don’t get to his position without some fight in ya, and if it came to an actual punch-up I’d have my money on him than some entitled Clemente kooks any day.
He couldn’t retaliate due to his position in the game, and is no doubt getting good practice in at other peaks in the area.
P.S.
As a local homeowner and taxpayer the fact is, yes, he is the new local.
Agreed! You need to surf big fat burgers to be a real hard man of surf! Damn these poofs and their wave that has shape!
Hahahahaha
You’re hilarious
That ski-slope has no ‘shape’…
Thank god for us hard men, Bells 89 comp is on youtube, i personally have it on repeat to remind myself how hard I am
I like ‘shapes’ I can stand in/under…feel a little sting on the neck upon exit.
Man, no words to describe this. The whole thing is so “água com açúcar”. Makes me want to vomit. I’m sorry for Jen!
No reason to feel sorry for her though.
Feel sorry for everyone who reads and comments on BG for having to wade through or ignore her schoolgirl ‘writings’ on any subject.
She’s just not suitable to this platform, goodness knows what Chas n Derek are thinking by having her anywhere near this place, her attempts here sure aren’t attracting a female audience and her only fans seem to be the kind of poofs who think little soft waves like trestles are ‘fun’.
No doubt she’s a really nice person, but one who should stick to stab and inertia or bicycles etc…
I sense you had açai bowl for breakfast, beefy !
Porridge