A thorn between two roses!
Today’s guest on Dirty Water, Anastasia Ashley, thirty-three and from San Clemente, California, moves like a ballet prima donna through the rubbernecking surf crowd, a surfer, yes, but not, until recently, of the chase-the-tour sort.
Years back, she hit one million followers on Instagram, men from every culture, religion etc, lavishing praise such as,
“That’s great small butt fat”,
“La plus belle femme du mode. Mon bebe. Ma vie. Je t’aime”,
“You’re hottest item of the moment”,
and,
breathing heavy,
“Please check your DMs.”
She is small and slim and her face is sharp, as pointed as the beak of a stork and with the mysterious beauty of things seasoned by storms.
Anastasia has appeared in Sport’s Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue alongside Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen, and has featured in Esquire magazine.
Some years ago, she twerked before her Supergirl Pro heat in Oceanside, ran it on youtube, and stole many millions of views.
Lately, she has appeared as Queen Bitch on ABC’s The Ultimate Surfer, a topic we peruse at length in this podcast along with an important discussion on Texas abortion law.
Fun interview. However at 24 minute mark Chas asks her a question and in the answer she says the word “like” 26 times. Holy hell
OMG you guys finally have a girl on the pod and you start with twerking and evolve into abortion?
Chas with the quiet part or loud “Beach Grit is the Fox News of surf media.”
How not to get off your rocks
https://youtu.be/aADRDPymAqc
Kate Downton
I think I come to Beachgrit now almost exclusively for DR’s descriptions of what people look like.
I think I saw her on an episode of Naked and Afraid?
Hahaha why phrase this as a question, MC? You know perfectly well what you were beating off to mate. There’s no shame in it brother. She a pretty hot bitty.
A wank decides for itself when the time is right, we’re merely here to jingle the string
Uhh, I’m pretty sure Dirks got enough money and influence to stop a show from getting canceled, and the embarrassment it might bring.
Uhh, how about that interview, Sam?
You can tell me all about what Dirk did to you in high school.
No wonder the show is failing…….not a lot of personality comes through. Maybe she was just super guarded. A shame. I thought you might be able to draw something out. I wanted controversy. All reality TV needs it. Maybe they should have got a bunch of people from different geographies who did not know each other.
Low fruit, you can do better.
They look kinda average size to me
DR: “Hey, Chas, that interview with AA went well and we can drop it live now. Bet we get some good comments from it.”
Chas: “Cool. Just make sure to have the screenshots of us not make us look like overage perverts.”
DR: “Sure thing, brah.”
A Rose between two perves!
You don’t come across many fence riders on the abortion issue. Good on ya Anastasia
Fuck me Dez. Did you predict her response would be that bad? And fuck you Chaz for having a shity, outdated, wish-washy opinion on the matter.
Could you give an honest summation of her stance for those of us unable to listen? Cheers..
Something to the tune of, “I don’t really have an opinion I don’t really care about American politics.”
Beautifully irreverent… refreshing